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2020-06-29 4:57:41 PM  
Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest
 
2020-06-29 4:58:37 PM  

vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest


He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?
 
2020-06-29 4:58:52 PM  

EighthDay: My new project is almost functional.

Earlier today it was completely non-functional.

Tomorrow I figure it'll actually be functional.

So, progress?


You are well ahead of me, then.
 
2020-06-29 5:00:37 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine


And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...
 
2020-06-29 5:00:48 PM  
 
2020-06-29 5:00:51 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Hopefully you've nail down the bug


I managed to get myself a job where many small applications talk to each other. I'd already had "let me talk to this other application" working properly - send request, get response, validate it's the right information.

I'm currently debugging "an application called me, let me make sure I handle it right" - and almost have it right.

The tricky part is "an application called me, let me call this other application and tell them this other application is the one who asked me about it" - yay, token management.
 
2020-06-29 5:02:31 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late


It is because I was busy typing :D
 
2020-06-29 5:02:57 PM  

DannyBrandt: Cornelis de Gyselaer: DannyBrandt: ForlornHope: DannyBrandt: badtrotsky013: Did something happen with cat girls?

Oh, man... that was a fun thread.

Basically two or three guys testing the waters to what was acceptable and what was creepy as hell.

I remember that, it was epically bad.

It was a nightmare. I'm laughing my ass off remembering that thread just going completely unhinged.

It was awesome.

even the pol tab didn't measure up

It was one of those threads where by the time you typed out a comment, there was like 40 more posts.

Ah, the good ol' dunza days.


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Did someone mention cat girls?
 
2020-06-29 5:03:04 PM  

EighthDay: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Hopefully you've nail down the bug

I managed to get myself a job where many small applications talk to each other. I'd already had "let me talk to this other application" working properly - send request, get response, validate it's the right information.

I'm currently debugging "an application called me, let me make sure I handle it right" - and almost have it right.

The tricky part is "an application called me, let me call this other application and tell them this other application is the one who asked me about it" - yay, token management.


Yeah better you than me
 
2020-06-29 5:03:45 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 596x579]


That clown holding the barrel is one thing...but I cannot unsee the fact that the stock is tucked lovingly under his fleshy pink moob instead of against his shoulder.
And Karen is about to become one of the only people on Earth who could possibly give themselves a recoil shiner with a .22.
One star. Low effort. These folk make me sadder than a poop taco.
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(poop taco for reference)
 
2020-06-29 5:03:55 PM  

real_headhoncho: DannyBrandt: Cornelis de Gyselaer: DannyBrandt: ForlornHope: DannyBrandt: badtrotsky013: Did something happen with cat girls?

Oh, man... that was a fun thread.

Basically two or three guys testing the waters to what was acceptable and what was creepy as hell.

I remember that, it was epically bad.

It was a nightmare. I'm laughing my ass off remembering that thread just going completely unhinged.

It was awesome.

even the pol tab didn't measure up

It was one of those threads where by the time you typed out a comment, there was like 40 more posts.

Ah, the good ol' dunza days.

[Fark user image image 800x450]Did someone mention cat girls?


We did win the award for the worst ruckus in a Maddow thread that evening
 
2020-06-29 5:05:43 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D


The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups
 
2020-06-29 5:06:23 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: real_headhoncho: DannyBrandt: Cornelis de Gyselaer: DannyBrandt: ForlornHope: DannyBrandt: badtrotsky013: Did something happen with cat girls?

Oh, man... that was a fun thread.

Basically two or three guys testing the waters to what was acceptable and what was creepy as hell.

I remember that, it was epically bad.

It was a nightmare. I'm laughing my ass off remembering that thread just going completely unhinged.

It was awesome.

even the pol tab didn't measure up

It was one of those threads where by the time you typed out a comment, there was like 40 more posts.

Ah, the good ol' dunza days.

[Fark user image image 800x450]Did someone mention cat girls?

We did win the award for the worst ruckus in a Maddow thread that evening


BEST ruckus.  Best.
 
2020-06-29 5:06:35 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses

Sure. I'm the one with bad taste.
/phrasing?


Have you tried pineapple?
 
2020-06-29 5:06:38 PM  
Cat girls was before I was a Maddite. Ah well.

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2020-06-29 5:08:36 PM  
Rare mummified scarab beetles found in ancient Egyptian tombs
Youtube kjVK7P0Qaac
 
2020-06-29 5:09:04 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cat girls was before I was a Maddite. Ah well.

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This place can barely handle ponies.
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Trump really broke, y'all.
 
2020-06-29 5:10:17 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?

Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.

Are you close to Doc?


We might have been, I forget what side he is on.
 
2020-06-29 5:11:26 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?

Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.

Are you close to Doc?

We might have been, I forget what side he is on.


I remember lower left but I thought you'd know
 
2020-06-29 5:14:54 PM  
And we all signed the waiver.
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2020-06-29 5:19:38 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups


Fark user imageView Full Size

Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.
 
2020-06-29 5:20:36 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups

[Fark user image image 425x318]
Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.


Looks like they are... Having trouble...  Keeping it up.
 
2020-06-29 5:23:32 PM  
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2020-06-29 5:23:41 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups

[Fark user image image 425x318]
Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.


The left one had potential but that's a fail

I wonder if there's on for the Alexandria Pharos
 
2020-06-29 5:25:35 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]


Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...
 
2020-06-29 5:26:04 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Yeah better you than me


There's a reason I got a 30% pay raise when I left my previous job ;)
 
2020-06-29 5:27:19 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]

Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...


Difficulty twitter.com
 
2020-06-29 5:27:36 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]

Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...


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2020-06-29 5:28:04 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]

Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...

Difficulty twitter.com


Twitter is flagging (some of) Trump's tweets and content... Facebook can't even be bothered to do that.
 
2020-06-29 5:32:21 PM  
I had food. Rest of my sub and some pickle flavored Doritos I put some jalepenos on it... I think I need to up my heat game. I am noticing them.
 
2020-06-29 5:35:38 PM  
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Hello Monday crowd.
 
2020-06-29 5:35:49 PM  
 
2020-06-29 5:37:32 PM  

badtrotsky013: I had food. Rest of my sub and some pickle flavored Doritos I put some jalepenos on it... I think I need to up my heat game. I am noticing them.


Mrs kees tried making relish in the bullet blender today
BRRRRRRRRRT baby food
 
2020-06-29 5:40:36 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine

And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...


Oh a DC comics version of Death please.
 
2020-06-29 5:42:28 PM  

badtrotsky013: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine

And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...

Oh a DC comics version of Death please.


It's one thing to copy ancient tomb paintings, but it's an entirely different kind of trouble copying current intellectual property.
 
2020-06-29 5:42:28 PM  
Call this Administration what it is: treasonous and seditious. It IS aligned with threats both foreign and domestic.

Donnie chose his side, and it's not the Constitution nor the US.
 
2020-06-29 5:44:38 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: badtrotsky013: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine

And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...

Oh a DC comics version of Death please.

It's one thing to copy ancient tomb paintings, but it's an entirely different kind of trouble copying current intellectual property.


And death isn't Egyptian pantheon that's Anubis
 
2020-06-29 5:47:17 PM  
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2020-06-29 5:48:04 PM  

Cultured: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses

Sure. I'm the one with bad taste.
/phrasing?

Have you tried pineapple?


Well, I put it on pizza but that just makes a whole new group of people upset at me.
 
2020-06-29 5:49:49 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?


Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer​_​fume_fever
 
2020-06-29 5:50:11 PM  
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/holy fark, The_Donald got the axe today too
 
2020-06-29 5:51:58 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever


I assume burning Trump would smell like hamberder grease and bile.
 
2020-06-29 5:52:00 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever


Well its Trump waht did you expect attar of roses?
 
2020-06-29 5:53:29 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever

Well its Trump waht did you expect attar of roses?


Brimstone, actually.
 
2020-06-29 5:54:14 PM  
I didn't post in the weekend thread, but I finally got caught up. You guys were awesome regarding Taylor's cat situation. This is a great group of people.
 
2020-06-29 5:54:19 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever

Well its Trump waht did you expect attar of roses?

Brimstone, actually.


+1 AAA would smart again
 
2020-06-29 5:55:35 PM  
This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

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2020-06-29 5:57:51 PM  
 
2020-06-29 5:58:00 PM  

Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

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Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.
 
2020-06-29 5:58:22 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 733x56]
/holy fark, The_Donald got the axe today too


The great Bannation has begun.
 
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