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2020-06-29 3:55:29 PM  
Hiya
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2020-06-29 4:03:49 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:04:04 PM  
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A bug
 
2020-06-29 4:06:54 PM  

the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug


If you say so
 
2020-06-29 4:11:28 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so


About 430 on the flower.
 
2020-06-29 4:13:12 PM  

the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.


I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?
 
2020-06-29 4:17:34 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?


Lindsey?

/ducks
 
2020-06-29 4:17:59 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Lindsey?

/ducks


Booooo
 
2020-06-29 4:19:23 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Lindsey?

/ducks

Booooo


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2020-06-29 4:19:57 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-06-29 4:22:24 PM  
Oh happy new fun thread times. I think gun ownership should come with training. You don't let anyone just jump in a car soon as they are old enough? (heh, I think some states do, in michigan drivers training was automatic in my day).
 
2020-06-29 4:23:59 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?


Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

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2020-06-29 4:25:23 PM  
ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK
 
2020-06-29 4:25:34 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

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Maybe I can't tell if red or orange
 
2020-06-29 4:26:55 PM  
 
2020-06-29 4:29:52 PM  

HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK


Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses
 
2020-06-29 4:30:59 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?


Yep. One little lady bug.
 
2020-06-29 4:31:36 PM  
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No breathe on birdie.
 
2020-06-29 4:32:00 PM  

Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses


And then you have jizz glasses
 
2020-06-29 4:33:01 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:33:22 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

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I think you mean those japanese beetles that look a lot like lady bugs. I had a janitorial job and the General Mills Tech Center. They had a day care center for their employees (a nice one) but those beetles loved it too. So I don't like them I had to clean them up. Nothing for them to eat in there so they'd get in and die.
 
2020-06-29 4:35:06 PM  

badtrotsky013: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image 509x293]

I think you mean those japanese beetles that look a lot like lady bugs. I had a janitorial job and the General Mills Tech Center. They had a day care center for their employees (a nice one) but those beetles loved it too. So I don't like them I had to clean them up. Nothing for them to eat in there so they'd get in and die.


Well wen they're alive they bite so dead is good
 
2020-06-29 4:35:41 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image image 509x293]


Japanese beetle or something else in the scarab family is a good guess, overall shape and "look" is correct. On the other hand, there are a crapload of different types of beetle out there.
 
2020-06-29 4:36:39 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses


And?
 
2020-06-29 4:38:18 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses

And?


*Backs away*
*slowly*
 
2020-06-29 4:39:03 PM  

Cultured: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image image 509x293]

Japanese beetle or something else in the scarab family is a good guess, overall shape and "look" is correct. On the other hand, there are a crapload of different types of beetle out there.


I remember a bug I'd website we posted here
 
2020-06-29 4:39:25 PM  
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.
 
2020-06-29 4:39:43 PM  
AotD is BEETLES!
 
2020-06-29 4:41:17 PM  

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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.


Co is letting this happen?
 
2020-06-29 4:41:44 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!


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2020-06-29 4:42:34 PM  

the_innkeeper: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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I KNEW they would be first.
 
2020-06-29 4:43:51 PM  
Huh. My quote button is invisible...
 
2020-06-29 4:43:58 PM  
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This whole building had BLM signs in their windows by the capital, probably to keep the rocks at bay..
 
2020-06-29 4:44:07 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!


Ok

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2020-06-29 4:44:23 PM  
Bookmarkity mark.

Back to work.
 
2020-06-29 4:44:33 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?


Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.
 
2020-06-29 4:45:42 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?

Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.


Are you close to Doc?
 
2020-06-29 4:45:46 PM  
Got my America the Beautiful park pass in the mail.  Good for NPS, USFS, BLM, BOR, USF&W, and Army CoE lands.  Gonna hit up some Parks, Monuments, and Forests this summer.
 
2020-06-29 4:48:44 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Got my America the Beautiful park pass in the mail.  Good for NPS, USFS, BLM, BOR, USF&W, and Army CoE lands.  Gonna hit up some Parks, Monuments, and Forests this summer.


The amtrak package is nice but spendy
 
2020-06-29 4:48:59 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:49:13 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses


Sure. I'm the one with bad taste.
/phrasing?
 
2020-06-29 4:50:09 PM  
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Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.
 
2020-06-29 4:50:45 PM  
https://twitter.com/CReppWx/status/12​7​7700261167935488?s=20

Brush fire south of Denver, in the urban interface.
 
2020-06-29 4:51:16 PM  

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Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.


I specifically left the Egyptian iconography to you
/no stealing of thunder
// you draw good
 
2020-06-29 4:52:25 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:53:32 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.


Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine
 
2020-06-29 4:54:23 PM  
Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.
 
2020-06-29 4:55:01 PM  
My new project is almost functional.

Earlier today it was completely non-functional.

Tomorrow I figure it'll actually be functional.

So, progress?
 
2020-06-29 4:55:49 PM  

EighthDay: My new project is almost functional.

Earlier today it was completely non-functional.

Tomorrow I figure it'll actually be functional.

So, progress?


Hopefully you've nail down the bug
 
2020-06-29 4:57:26 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.


Not to late
 
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