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(NJ.com)   Knucklehead crowds at bars ruin it for everyone in NJ who just wanted to go out to a restaurant for a meal without inhaling fumes from Highway 9   (nj.com) divider line
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2020-06-29 3:51:10 PM  
This all seems vaguely familiar:

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2020-06-29 4:40:47 PM  
What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.
 
2020-06-29 4:43:35 PM  

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Well at least they have a great New Jersey "how we met" story to tell their grandchildren.
 
2020-06-29 6:30:45 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:35:58 PM  

LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.


9/1?

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2020-06-29 7:36:28 PM  
they're steppin out over the line
 
2020-06-29 8:22:37 PM  
I just got a new mask at my bar, but yeah social distancing would be hard without the patio. Life is weird but back to 1% positive test here. Good luck everyone.
 
2020-06-29 8:27:21 PM  

LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?


All I know is that it's something something fuel injected and stepping out over the line.

After that I've got nothin', despite the fact that this is my avenue of perambulation.
 
2020-06-29 8:30:23 PM  
 
2020-06-29 8:34:04 PM  

LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.


This is how I was able to tell that someone who doesn't live in NJ wrote this headline.
 
2020-06-29 8:37:21 PM  

LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.


Rt 9.  The Boss be from Freehold.
 
2020-06-29 8:39:18 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: The Boss be from Freehold.


One day Canada will have its revenge.
 
2020-06-29 8:41:06 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.

Rt 9.  The Boss be from Freehold.


Also the Joker is from Neptune City and the Penguin is from Asbury Park (both born in Neptune Township).
 
2020-06-29 8:44:21 PM  
Put your makeup on
Fix your hair up pretty
We're gonna get sick
In Jersey City
 
2020-06-29 8:49:13 PM  
This is my tiny violin for subby. 🎻
 
2020-06-29 8:53:11 PM  
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You need the beer adapter for the quarantine suit when you go to the bar.
 
2020-06-29 8:53:30 PM  
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Yeah that's gotta suck.
 
2020-06-29 8:56:06 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: ViolentEastCoastCity: LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.

Rt 9.  The Boss be from Freehold.

Also the Joker is from Neptune City and the Penguin is from Asbury Park (both born in Neptune Township).


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2020-06-29 8:57:19 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: ViolentEastCoastCity: LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.

Rt 9.  The Boss be from Freehold.

Also the Joker is from Neptune City and the Penguin is from Asbury Park (both born in Neptune Township).


Argh, sorry that was so big.

/we lived in AP in the early 80s til our house exploded
 
2020-06-29 9:08:43 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Argh, sorry that was so big.


That's what he said.
 
2020-06-29 9:12:03 PM  
stopped in the thread specifically to disparage the use of Highway 9 over Route 9, but I see that work has been satisfactorily completed.
Shore towns gonna be biatching about the bar rule, but they shouldn't have been open yet anyways. Can't imagine how quiet Beach Haven will be with no clubs open. ~almost~ wish I still lived on LBI.
 
2020-06-29 9:15:46 PM  

Farkin Charlie: stopped in the thread specifically to disparage the use of Highway 9 over Route 9, but I see that work has been satisfactorily completed.
Shore towns gonna be biatching about the bar rule, but they shouldn't have been open yet anyways. Can't imagine how quiet Beach Haven will be with no clubs open. ~almost~ wish I still lived on LBI.


Ocean city doesn't have any bars... so I guess it should still be okay. Gonna be there in two weeks trying like hell to stay away from everyone.
 
2020-06-29 9:22:35 PM  

Farkin Charlie: stopped in the thread specifically to disparage the use of Highway 9 over Route 9, but I see that work has been satisfactorily completed.
Shore towns gonna be biatching about the bar rule, but they shouldn't have been open yet anyways. Can't imagine how quiet Beach Haven will be with no clubs open. ~almost~ wish I still lived on LBI.


It's a terrible idea opening up indoor anything.

I know in philly they are supposed to open this weekend along with indoor dining and gyms and such. But we're also now mandatory facemasks indoors and fully expect that it'll get paused where it's at now.

I feel bad for the people on unemployment that need to return to work to support their household. Me having to dine outside? Not so much.  It's not about me.
 
2020-06-29 9:24:33 PM  
As literally everyone mature enough to understand human behavior knew they would
 
2020-06-29 9:24:36 PM  
Knuckleheads?

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2020-06-29 9:25:17 PM  
KNUCKLEHEADS!!!

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2020-06-29 9:28:14 PM  
In 2002 when SARS was spreading throughout Asia, facemasks became a fashion trend and that mindset helped contain the spread of the disease.  We should have done that instead of making them (or the lack of them) a statement of political ideology.
 
2020-06-29 9:32:25 PM  

LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.


want me to speak Jersey? As an NYC resident, I would first have to run head first into a brick wall a few times to lose a bunch of IQ points...
 
2020-06-29 9:34:41 PM  
Yeah, bars are the weak link. It's a social place by its very nature, unless it's some awesome deserted dive bar. On top of that, alcohol means lowered inhibitions, which means people will stop thinking about safety, and will start falling back to "normal" before the night has gone too far.

So it's not entirely surprising that bars are the weak spot...
 
2020-06-29 9:37:13 PM  

fearmongert: LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.

want me to speak Jersey? As an NYC resident, I would first have to run head first into a brick wall a few times to lose a bunch of IQ points...


And be raised by a better class of people to have some sense and manners.

/Cape May represent
 
2020-06-29 9:45:59 PM  

Ecliptic: Farkin Charlie: stopped in the thread specifically to disparage the use of Highway 9 over Route 9, but I see that work has been satisfactorily completed.
Shore towns gonna be biatching about the bar rule, but they shouldn't have been open yet anyways. Can't imagine how quiet Beach Haven will be with no clubs open. ~almost~ wish I still lived on LBI.

Ocean city doesn't have any bars... so I guess it should still be okay. Gonna be there in two weeks trying like hell to stay away from everyone.


Call out for wings & ribs from Pappy's outside of Marmora.
 
2020-06-29 11:08:13 PM  

fearmongert: LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?

Rt 9? 9/1? The pulaski? That weird part of the parkway where trucks can get on?

Speak Jersey you piney jabroni.

want me to speak Jersey? As an NYC resident, I would first have to run head first into a brick wall a few times to lose a bunch of IQ points...


What most people think of a jersey accent is actually just the miscreant New Yorkers who come down every summer.
Philly sends their fair share, but the worst have always been the New Yorkers
 
2020-06-29 11:12:15 PM  
Lots of young white full-of-shiat registers Democrats, many of whom attended a BLM protest?
NO WAY
 
2020-06-29 11:46:54 PM  

Snapper Carr: In 2002 when SARS was spreading throughout Asia, facemasks became a fashion trend and that mindset helped contain the spread of the disease.  We should have done that instead of making them (or the lack of them) a statement of political ideology.


Trump made masks a political issue. If you wear one you don't have faith in him to keep you safe apparently.

I've been wearing a mask since April, a month before Illinois mandated them.
 
2020-06-30 7:23:55 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: Lots of young white full-of-shiat registers Democrats, many of whom attended a BLM protest?
NO WAY


NJ, like any other state, has both democrats and republicans.  The only people that dont take the mask and social distance thing, like every other state, are republicans.  No clue why a global pandemic became a partisan issue, but here we are.
 
2020-06-30 7:25:05 AM  
Derek Force: Marshmallow Jones: Lots of young white full-of-shiat registers Democrats, many of whom attended a BLM protest?
NO WAY

NJ, like any other state, has both democrats and republicans.  The only people that dont take the mask and social distance thing seriously, like every other state, are republicans.  No clue why a global pandemic became a partisan issue, but here we are.

/oops, missed a word.
 
2020-06-30 8:44:59 AM  

LineNoise: What the hell is highway 9?


"sprung from cages out on Highway 9". So Freehold?

/been enjoying the lack of traffic on Rt 9 the last few months
 
2020-06-30 7:11:05 PM  

CptnSpldng: Ecliptic: Farkin Charlie: stopped in the thread specifically to disparage the use of Highway 9 over Route 9, but I see that work has been satisfactorily completed.
Shore towns gonna be biatching about the bar rule, but they shouldn't have been open yet anyways. Can't imagine how quiet Beach Haven will be with no clubs open. ~almost~ wish I still lived on LBI.

Ocean city doesn't have any bars... so I guess it should still be okay. Gonna be there in two weeks trying like hell to stay away from everyone.

Call out for wings & ribs from Pappy's outside of Marmora.


Yeah, we've gone there before! It's just down from the epic boulevard super liquors. Good idea! Thanks for the reminder.
 
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