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(The Scottish Sun)   "Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline"   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-29 4:55:20 PM  
26 votes:
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2020-06-29 4:22:06 PM  
19 votes:
Massive ball of bees on the trampoline is what my neighbor calls bringing a couple of vibrators into bed with her.
 
2020-06-29 4:39:41 PM  
12 votes:
Bounce a bowling ball off it and run like hell.
 
2020-06-29 4:40:10 PM  
9 votes:
Ball of Bees™ brought to you by the makers of Bag of Glass™, Mainway Inc!
 
2020-06-29 4:11:52 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-06-29 5:19:30 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-06-29 5:10:08 PM  
5 votes:

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2020-06-29 5:07:48 PM  
5 votes:

ababyatemydingo: Massive ball of bees on the trampoline is what my neighbor calls bringing a couple of vibrators into bed with her.


So you've stopped pretending that telescope is for stargazing?
 
2020-06-29 4:53:15 PM  
5 votes:
I like my women like I like my coffee.
 
2020-06-29 4:46:14 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-06-29 5:27:31 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-06-29 4:43:42 PM  
4 votes:
Invader Zim - Bees
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2020-06-29 7:42:44 PM  
3 votes:
Also, come on.  Nobody?

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2020-06-29 5:08:56 PM  
3 votes:
Sat down in an old Peugeot I'd been waiting to get worked on to see if I'd left something in the glove box. The bees were an unpleasant surprise that were rather unhappy I had placed my butt down, fark those things.
 
2020-06-29 7:21:03 PM  
2 votes:

Monkey: the sound of thousands of bees flying around my head haunts my dreams.


I have that same trauma after watching the 2010 World Cup.

Vuvuzela sound at Cape Town Stadium- world cup 2010
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2020-06-29 6:16:13 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-29 4:58:00 PM  
2 votes:

Trik: Bounce a bowling ball off it and run like hell.


God dammit... I was coming in here to say the exact same damned thing... get out of my brain!
 
2020-06-29 9:12:13 PM  
1 vote:

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Dang, missed that first pass
 
2020-06-29 5:33:03 PM  
1 vote:

ababyatemydingo: Massive ball of bees on the trampoline is what my neighbor calls bringing a couple of vibrators into bed with her.


Heheh, I know that chick.
 
2020-06-29 5:32:34 PM  
1 vote:
Would say it's a honey of a trampoline, but the pictures say otherwise.

Looks like one of those crapped out above ground pools that has become a health hazard; the bees are an environmental improvement.
 
2020-06-29 5:13:48 PM  
1 vote:

Monkey: That beeing said, swarming bees like that can bee pretty nasty (sorry).


That level of punning is taking the apis.
 
2020-06-29 5:04:06 PM  
1 vote:

Smackledorfer: what the cat dragged in: A hive swarm is freaky and awesome at the same time. And the bees are not that aggressive since they're not defending a hive.

Had one follow my pontoon for miles one day. Completely passive, you could brush them off you like dust.

Definitely freaky and cool.


I'm almost there. I can't quite handle them landing on me yet. Best I can do is walk through a cloud of ten of 'em in my oregano or the dozen or so drinking from the fountain. Once I pop goosebumps though, I gotta scoot or I won't be able to think coherently.

/in truth it's the sound that short-circuits my brain, but the trigger is there regardless
//exposure, exposure, exposure
 
2020-06-29 4:59:37 PM  
1 vote:

Combustion: Bees on the trabompaline????


Trampampoline.
 
2020-06-29 4:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
Bees on the trabompaline????
 
2020-06-29 4:46:02 PM  
1 vote:
Dibs on Bees in the Trampoline for a band name.
 
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