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2020-06-29 8:44:45 PM  

indybill23: Vega's promos are hit and miss enough in an empty arena, putting her on commentary needs to stop.


Agreed. I had to mute to finish the match.
 
2020-06-29 8:46:36 PM  
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(Tony Nese is a ninja again this week)

VS

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2020-06-29 8:46:44 PM  
Billie Kay is so great in backstage skits. Then she steps in the ring........
 
2020-06-29 8:47:26 PM  
Little Jimmy should come out and run off the ninjas to help Troof
 
2020-06-29 8:49:00 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:50:55 PM  
WWE is going to give Rick Flair the 'rona and kill him.
 
2020-06-29 8:52:05 PM  
We're just gonna act like Tozawa getting a Ninja gimmick isn't a bit insensitive?
 
2020-06-29 8:52:38 PM  

darth_badger: WWE is going to give Rick Flair the 'rona and kill him.


He's survived worse than that
 
2020-06-29 8:52:38 PM  
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Also....
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2020-06-29 8:53:21 PM  

darth_badger: WWE is going to give Rick Flair the 'rona and kill him.


As possible as this is, I'm going to be an optimist for once and say that with everything Ric has had in the past, the 'rona will turn into Bud Light in his system.
 
2020-06-29 8:53:50 PM  

ZM Punk: We're just gonna act like Tozawa getting a Ninja gimmick isn't a bit insensitive?


What if he came up with the idea himself?
 
2020-06-29 9:00:53 PM  

isamudyson: ZM Punk: We're just gonna act like Tozawa getting a Ninja gimmick isn't a bit insensitive?

What if he came up with the idea himself?


You know what?  You're right.  At this point I'm just exhausted by it all.  Whatever movement going on is being twisted and perversed into something completely different.  I understand that something's are insensitive, and can be hurtful to groups of people.

I also see how people can get butt hurt over the slightest little things,a feighn outrage for the attention and fake internet points. Not everything is against you.  History can be observed within it being erased.

Sometimes it's good to fight, sometimes you need to lighten up Francis

Accept the things you cannot change. Have the courage to change the things you can... and have the wisdom to know the difference
"Nora Allen"- Flashpoint Paradox
 
2020-06-29 9:02:27 PM  

ZM Punk: isamudyson: ZM Punk: We're just gonna act like Tozawa getting a Ninja gimmick isn't a bit insensitive?

What if he came up with the idea himself?

You know what?  You're right.  At this point I'm just exhausted by it all.  Whatever movement going on is being twisted and perversed into something completely different.  I understand that something's are insensitive, and can be hurtful to groups of people.

I also see how people can get butt hurt over the slightest little things,a feighn outrage for the attention and fake internet points. Not everything is against you.  History can be observed within it being erased.

Sometimes it's good to fight, sometimes you need to lighten up Francis

Accept the things you cannot change. Have the courage to change the things you can... and have the wisdom to know the difference
"Nora Allen"- Flashpoint Paradox


Damn...now I feel bad...
 
2020-06-29 9:05:02 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:06:53 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:08:56 PM  

isamudyson: Damn...now I feel bad...


It wasn't you sorry. All the pages have been flooded with people smelling each other's farts and complimenting the bouquet.  I come here to turn my brain off, sip something alcoholic, and talk Wrasslin to strangers and should have left it at that.

But seriously no more Splash Mountain?!?!?  Not even mad that they are getting rid of the song of the south theming, that was a long time coming.  The princess and the Frog?!?!  It was a such a bland Disney movie.

They could have rethemed it to "Kuzko-topia" from Emporers New groove so easily....
 
2020-06-29 9:12:58 PM  

ZM Punk: isamudyson: Damn...now I feel bad...

It wasn't you sorry. All the pages have been flooded with people smelling each other's farts and complimenting the bouquet.  I come here to turn my brain off, sip something alcoholic, and talk Wrasslin to strangers and should have left it at that.

But seriously no more Splash Mountain?!?!?  Not even mad that they are getting rid of the song of the south theming, that was a long time coming.  The princess and the Frog?!?!  It was a such a bland Disney movie.

They could have rethemed it to "Kuzko-topia" from Emporers New groove so easily....


I could see it as that. I rode it when it first got put in. The line was long as heck but we happened to decide to ride it again before leaving. It just happened to be when the Electrical Parade was getting read to start, so the line was really short. By the time we got done, the line was non-existent so we jumped in it two more times before it closed.

/last time I was at DisneyWorld too
//no park is worth $100+ admission
 
2020-06-29 9:14:44 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:22:51 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:25:14 PM  
No Austin Theory this week....


Guess hes one of the first entries in the Rona-Rumble
 
2020-06-29 9:32:13 PM  

ZM Punk: No Austin Theory this week....


Guess hes one of the first entries in the Rona-Rumble


That was my assumption as well, given the lack of mention for his absence from the highly-visible new millennium stooges
 
2020-06-29 9:34:48 PM  
I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy
 
2020-06-29 9:35:46 PM  

ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy


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2020-06-29 9:35:53 PM  
How much longer until the stop flogging the retirement of Taker? Tired of it already.
 
2020-06-29 9:37:29 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:38:32 PM  

ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy


He says he is, though he also said he'd wrestle if "Vince called and said it was an emergency"
 
2020-06-29 9:38:49 PM  

isamudyson: How much longer until the stop flogging the retirement of Taker? Tired of it already.


If by "already" you mean "nearly a decade ago," then I'm completely with you
 
2020-06-29 9:41:07 PM  

The Bestest: ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy

He says he is, though he also said he'd wrestle if "Vince called and said it was an emergency"


So the $500,000 the next Saudi show would pay him isn't what you would call "an emergency"?

/Don't care how rich he is, half a mil is half a mil
 
2020-06-29 9:41:54 PM  
I really wanted to watch, maybe derail this thread as usual. All the talking leading up to the Rollins match actually staying turned me off. Too much talkee not enough wrestlee.
 
2020-06-29 9:42:14 PM  

The Bestest: ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy

He says he is, though he also said he'd wrestle if "Vince called and said it was an emergency"


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"Mark, I need you for a match, it's an emergency. In my masturbatory nostalgia for the Attitude Era, I forgot to let anyone who isn't at least 50 get in some ring time and now COVID has killed all my old cash cows - help a guy out, pal!!!"
 
2020-06-29 9:42:55 PM  

Chris Crude: I really wanted to watch, maybe derail this thread as usual. All the talking leading up to the Rollins match actually staying turned me off. Too much talkee not enough wrestlee.


*starting* not staying.
I blame mobile, not my lack of preview...
 
2020-06-29 9:43:50 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy

He says he is, though he also said he'd wrestle if "Vince called and said it was an emergency"

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"Mark, I need you for a match, it's an emergency. In my masturbatory nostalgia for the Attitude Era, I forgot to let anyone who isn't at least 50 get in some ring time and now COVID has killed all my old cash cows - help a guy out, pal!!!"


THATS some good shiat!
 
2020-06-29 9:44:22 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy

He says he is, though he also said he'd wrestle if "Vince called and said it was an emergency"

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"Mark, I need you for a match, it's an emergency. In my masturbatory nostalgia for the Attitude Era, I forgot to let anyone who isn't at least 50 get in some ring time and now COVID has killed all my old cash cows - help a guy out, pal!!!"


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2020-06-29 9:44:23 PM  

isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy

He says he is, though he also said he'd wrestle if "Vince called and said it was an emergency"

So the $500,000 the next Saudi show would pay him isn't what you would call "an emergency"?

/Don't care how rich he is, half a mil is half a mil


We used to play the "Name your price" game when I was in the military.  You ask your buddies how much it would take for them to do a proposed "act".

You learn a lot about you and your friends playing that game
 
2020-06-29 9:45:18 PM  

ZM Punk: isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy

He says he is, though he also said he'd wrestle if "Vince called and said it was an emergency"

So the $500,000 the next Saudi show would pay him isn't what you would call "an emergency"?

/Don't care how rich he is, half a mil is half a mil

We used to play the "Name your price" game when I was in the military.  You ask your buddies how much it would take for them to do a proposed "act".

You learn a lot about you and your friends playing that game


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2020-06-29 9:48:13 PM  
so.. is Ruby's contract coming up or something?
 
2020-06-29 9:52:20 PM  

darth_badger: WWE is going to give Rick Flair the 'rona and kill him.


Lol, the Rona fears Flair
 
2020-06-29 9:53:24 PM  

ZM Punk: I wonder if Taker is done fore-realsy


Liverpool sure is hoping so.
 
2020-06-29 9:54:02 PM  

indybill23: darth_badger: WWE is going to give Rick Flair the 'rona and kill him.

Lol, the Rona fears Flair


High concentration of alcohol kills it and i'm sure Ric's blood is at least 80 proof.
 
2020-06-29 9:54:19 PM  

Chris Crude: I really wanted to watch, maybe derail this thread as usual. All the talking leading up to the Rollins match actually staying turned me off. Too much talkee not enough wrestlee.


They talked for a whole segment, went to a break, they Did MORE TALKING.
 
2020-06-29 9:54:29 PM  

The Bestest: so.. is Ruby's contract coming up or something?


I wouldn't mind seeing her in AEW, if only for the comedy bits that would bring.
 
2020-06-29 9:56:49 PM  
Prichard: ok Iiconics you've got a singles match tonight. Billie Kay: Blimey crikey which one us is it? Entire room: non-stop laughter. Billie Kay: oh.......right
 
2020-06-29 9:59:19 PM  
Angel & Andrade vs Big Show?

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2020-06-29 9:59:20 PM  

indybill23: Prichard: ok Iiconics you've got a singles match tonight. Billie Kay: Blimey crikey which one us is it? Entire room: non-stop laughter. Billie Kay: oh.......right


Seriously. It's extremely hard to exaggerate just how bad she is in the ring
 
2020-06-29 10:02:46 PM  
Can we just have a "chop-off" between Show & WALTER? Not chopping each other, they could use some of the "PC trainees" to slap on.
 
2020-06-29 10:04:41 PM  
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2020-06-29 10:05:23 PM  

isamudyson: Can we just have a "chop-off" between Show & WALTER? Not chopping each other, they could use some of the "PC trainees" to slap on.


Careful.. you may end up summoning Khali
 
2020-06-29 10:06:22 PM  
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2020-06-29 10:06:48 PM  
never change troof
 
2020-06-29 10:07:18 PM  

The Bestest: isamudyson: Can we just have a "chop-off" between Show & WALTER? Not chopping each other, they could use some of the "PC trainees" to slap on.

Careful.. you may end up summoning Khali


Has he started his Royal Rumble entrance already so as to hit the ring on time?
 
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