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2020-06-29 1:46:56 PM  
Don's Murderous Treason?
 
2020-06-29 1:57:23 PM  
I thought we already had Bountygate:

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/Yes, I know those aren't Bounty brand
 
2020-06-29 2:01:37 PM  

Unobtanium: I thought we already had Bountygate:

[i.insider.com image 425x318]

/Yes, I know those aren't Bounty brand


Look at Bezos in the background not even bothering to throw generic-brand paper towel at the poors.
 
2020-06-29 2:04:58 PM  
Penalty: U.S. Code Title 18: Death
 
2020-06-29 2:24:10 PM  
Why does it need a name.
Why not just call it what it is: treason.
 
2020-06-29 2:29:25 PM  

educated: Why does it need a name.
Why not just call it what it is: treason.


Giving it a name will distinguish it from the OTHER treasonous acts.
 
2020-06-29 2:31:01 PM  
Calling it "bountygate" makes it seem like the scandal is something Putin did, giving Weak Donnie a free pass for his complicity and inaction.
 
2020-06-29 2:32:23 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: educated: Why does it need a name.
Why not just call it what it is: treason.

Giving it a name will distinguish it from the OTHER treasonous acts.


Very well. I submit Bountiferous Anastasia Von Treason.
 
2020-06-29 3:02:53 PM  
#TRE45ON
 
2020-06-29 3:09:06 PM  
Rooty-tooty-shooty-Puty-bounty-bungle.
 
2020-06-29 3:25:25 PM  
Benidict Arnold Boogaloo
 
2020-06-29 3:31:00 PM  
Yeah, that one's taken.

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2020-06-29 3:36:38 PM  
I propose 'Treasonous boob selling out out the US to Russia, over and over again'-gate
 
2020-06-29 3:36:44 PM  
I'm looking forward to "Mutiny over the Bounty" headlines on Fark, but let's not get too far ahead of ourselves.
 
2020-06-29 3:36:59 PM  
"everyfarkingdaywiththisguy-47D"
 
2020-06-29 3:37:07 PM  
It actually would be hard to hunt down US soldiers if Fast and Furious wasn't sending arms willy-nilly around the globe to fund Obama's secret political enemy spy ring.
 
2020-06-29 3:37:07 PM  
Brawnygate
 
2020-06-29 3:37:16 PM  
The Boba Fett Affair
 
2020-06-29 3:37:25 PM  
Mutany on the Bounty
 
2020-06-29 3:37:28 PM  
"Impeach"
 
2020-06-29 3:37:49 PM  
Stupid Nixon, cause of you every GD presidential scandal gets 'gate' added to it,
 
2020-06-29 3:37:49 PM  
Trump Administration Scandal # 461
/Throw it on the pile
//might need to start a new pile
 
2020-06-29 3:38:18 PM  
No "TraitorGate" yet?
 
2020-06-29 3:38:39 PM  
"Trump's most recent treasonous betrayal of America... That we know of."
 
2020-06-29 3:38:49 PM  
NO.  NO F*CKING CUTSIE NAME FOR THIS SCANDAL.

DOING SO ONLY DISRESPECTS THE LIVES THAT IT COST.

THIS SHOULD NOT BE DOWNPLAYED WITH A CUTSIE NAME.
 
2020-06-29 3:38:55 PM  
#TraitorGate
 
2020-06-29 3:39:06 PM  
Operation Dessert Grift
 
2020-06-29 3:41:17 PM  

snowshovel: It actually would be hard to hunt down US soldiers if Fast and Furious wasn't sending arms willy-nilly around the globe to fund Obama's secret political enemy spy ring.


I am pretty sure Russia would be happy to sell arms to our enemies to use against us.
 
2020-06-29 3:41:20 PM  
Bountyghazi
 
2020-06-29 3:41:23 PM  
Putin/Pence 2020
 
2020-06-29 3:41:31 PM  

snowshovel: It actually would be hard to hunt down US soldiers if Fast and Furious wasn't sending arms willy-nilly around the globe to fund Obama's secret political enemy spy ring.


lol, okay, you're getting better at this 👌
 
2020-06-29 3:41:35 PM  
Presidential Treason Incident Number 112
 
2020-06-29 3:41:47 PM  

snowshovel: It actually would be hard to hunt down US soldiers if Fast and Furious wasn't sending arms willy-nilly around the globe to fund Obama's secret political enemy spy ring.


Good of you to show up so you could support your hero putin.
As always.
 
2020-06-29 3:42:06 PM  
Treason
 
2020-06-29 3:42:21 PM  
Bountygate: The quicker farker upper.
 
2020-06-29 3:42:23 PM  

snowshovel: It actually would be hard to hunt down US soldiers if Fast and Furious wasn't sending arms willy-nilly around the globe to fund Obama's secret political enemy spy ring.


Fast and Furious was a Bush and Cheney thing, but I'm sure you knew that.
 
2020-06-29 3:42:37 PM  
Bonespur's Revenge
 
2020-06-29 3:43:09 PM  
Selling out the Troops sounds about right
 
2020-06-29 3:43:12 PM  
Given that some of the soldiers killed died in roadside IEDs outside Bagram AFB, I vote for Bagramghazi.
 
2020-06-29 3:43:26 PM  

Unobtanium: I thought we already had Bountygate:

[i.insider.com image 425x318]

/Yes, I know those aren't Bounty brand


The real scandal is that we sent discount paper towel in the relief packages.
 
2020-06-29 3:43:58 PM  
Or Bagramgate.  But that lacks the appeal of throwing Benghazi back in their farking faces.
 
2020-06-29 3:44:14 PM  

snowshovel: It actually would be hard to hunt down US soldiers if Fast and Furious wasn't sending arms willy-nilly around the globe to fund Obama's secret political enemy spy ring.



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2020-06-29 3:44:30 PM  
Somebody leaked to the NY Times that I was a treasonous piece of shiat - gate.

/again
 
2020-06-29 3:44:32 PM  
The First BullRun of the Donald Trump Civil War.

Remember when the Russian Mercs and Syrian Militias moved on a US base and the US payed waste to their advance when they refused repeatedly to stop their advance. Some say up to two hundred Russians may have died. This bounty program almost sounds like some Putin actually cleared with Trump in one of those meet ups they had.I wondered why Putin made no mention of the events. The bounty program dovetails right into that event in a sick Russian sort of way
 
2020-06-29 3:44:45 PM  
"Trump's waterloogate" One can hope.
 
2020-06-29 3:45:07 PM  
Boaty McBoatgate
 
2020-06-29 3:45:14 PM  
Moscow-a-Lago.

The Tangerine Treason.

The Moscow Murders.
 
2020-06-29 3:45:26 PM  
Day-Ending-In-Y-Gate
 
2020-06-29 3:45:32 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Calling it "bountygate" makes it seem like the scandal is something Putin did, giving Weak Donnie a free pass for his complicity and inaction.


Inaction? He tried to get Russia back into G8. He's a traitor.
 
2020-06-29 3:46:02 PM  
"Donald Trump allowed US servicemen to be murdered by Russia and he did nothing about it" gate.
 
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