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(Chattanooga Pulse)   So with COVID-19 flaring up across the country, Americans are planning on drastically curtailing summer travel plans, right? Right? AAA: "Yeah, about that"   (chattanoogapulse.com) divider line
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2020-06-29 7:26:19 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:03:25 PM  
5 votes:

Priapetic: A big country?


Stay alive?

I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert.
 
2020-06-29 7:21:22 PM  
5 votes:

The Bunyip: I legitimately have family members doubling-down right now and trying to guilt me for not  wanting to share a Delaware beach house next month with people coming from 3 different states. If you want to take that risk, have fun. But don't you dare try to rope me into your nonsense.


My family had a trip planned for the end of July since last year. We had all rented places close to my parents' beach house and were all to gather together for the weekend at my folks' house, like we did last year. My wife and I, my parents, my sister and her husband and newborn baby, and..... a whole mess of my sisters' friends. We were going to be somewhere between 20 - 30 people.

Oh wait, did I say "were"? That should have been ARE. They're all still doing it, except for my wife and I. We're the only ones who cancelled. Here's a picture of me on the phone with my sister when she told me recently that everyone else is still going:

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2020-06-29 7:16:25 PM  
5 votes:

The Bunyip: I legitimately have family members doubling-down right now and trying to guilt me for not  wanting to share a Delaware beach house next month with people coming from 3 different states. If you want to take that risk, have fun. But don't you dare try to rope me into your nonsense.


Your loss. You're going to miss this.

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2020-06-29 8:57:30 PM  
4 votes:

in flagrante: Priapetic: A big country?

Stay alive?

I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert.


Why go on vacation when dreams stay with you, like a lover's voice across the mountainside?
 
2020-06-29 7:49:25 PM  
4 votes:

in flagrante: It's a big country.  As long as you go somewhere remote, you're probably fine.

The problem will be all the people you come into contact with on your way to the remote place, sadly.


A big country?

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2020-06-29 7:10:33 PM  
3 votes:
And this folks is why borders between states should be closed.
 
2020-06-29 7:15:39 PM  
2 votes:
As long as you stay the fark out of Canada.
 
2020-06-29 7:55:39 PM  
1 vote:
 Enjoy your trip, everyone. I'm sure Wally World will be open when you get there.

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2020-06-29 7:32:15 PM  
1 vote:
Welp, me an' my darlin' Missy here, we're a' takin' th' kids on a vacation to lick a toilet seat in all 50 states.
 
2020-06-29 7:31:14 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to keep my head down, wear a mask, wash my hands a lot, and stay home for the next few months. I'm trying to see 2021. I hear there's going to be a new president and I don't want to miss it.
 
2020-06-29 7:28:30 PM  
1 vote:

lolmao500: And this folks is why borders between states should be closed.


Okay comrade.
 
2020-06-29 7:22:37 PM  
1 vote:
Next door neighbor is driving to CA from Chicago with two 7yr olds and cats.
Going to Utah for a week and she is almost militant about social distancing and masks for her family, so I have to assume that others less inclined and more relaxed are going to go be "normal".

Meanwhile Mrs Johnson got yelled at today (by me) for not wearing masks with her grown daughter while chit-chatting together.

Guess who is in the doghouse?
 
2020-06-29 7:10:51 PM  
1 vote:
I legitimately have family members doubling-down right now and trying to guilt me for not  wanting to share a Delaware beach house next month with people coming from 3 different states. If you want to take that risk, have fun. But don't you dare try to rope me into your nonsense.
 
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