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(Daily Star)   Hulking Rocky actor Dolph Lundgren, 62, cruelly mocked by very jealous old fat men over his engagement to 24-year-old fiancée (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-29 1:37:38 PM  
Don't forget he's an engineer


Does chemical engineer count?
 
2020-06-29 1:42:17 PM  
Trump said what now? He should keep is orange Cheetoh-soiled face shut.
 
2020-06-29 1:43:06 PM  

spongeboob: Don't forget he's an engineer


Does chemical engineer count?


His educational C/V always impressed me... Like... wow.
 
2020-06-29 1:43:21 PM  
Oh, farking My!
 
2020-06-29 1:46:31 PM  
Wow, they do know Dolph has done a few more things since Rocky IV, right? I mean the dude played Thunder Gun! And hangs dong!
 
2020-06-29 1:53:53 PM  
Dude is holding up well for his age.  I hope I look half that good when I get there.
 
2020-06-29 1:54:57 PM  
Eh, why not? Looks like he could bang her silly.

Plus, she gets to ditch a last name nearly identical to a Russian horror drug.
 
2020-06-29 1:55:05 PM  
Hey:
She's young, and when you're young, you can have sex with whomever you want, and it's a beautiful learning to swim situation.
She is going to give it up anyway, might as well be to one who is going to appreciate it anyway.
Someone who will remember her on his deathbed with a smile, his heart breaking.

Jesus. All this tsktsking over a crazy little thing called love. Hit it!
 
2020-06-29 1:56:02 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Wow, they do know Dolph has done a few more things since Rocky IV, right? I mean the dude played Thunder Gun! And hangs dong!


He runs around on all fours like a hound and has a nose for a head so he can smell criiiiiiimmmmmeeee.
 
2020-06-29 1:56:05 PM  

Nabb1: Dude is holding up well for his age.  I hope I look half that good when I get there.


I'm 63, and have the same bod.
Now I don't have a pretty face like him.
That would take a miracle.
I'm only mostly ugly.
 
2020-06-29 1:56:18 PM  
Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.
 
2020-06-29 1:58:22 PM  

sithon: Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.


Real Genius, but with muscles.
 
2020-06-29 2:04:08 PM  

NewportBarGuy: sithon: Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.

Real Genius, but with muscles.


Now if you were going to have an actor be your president, this is the one to have.
 
2020-06-29 2:06:00 PM  

vudukungfu: Nabb1: Dude is holding up well for his age.  I hope I look half that good when I get there.

I'm 63, and have the same bod.
Now I don't have a pretty face like him.
That would take a miracle.
I'm only mostly ugly.


Just keep the pork chop where the dog can see it, you'll be fine.
 
2020-06-29 2:12:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Wow, they do know Dolph has done a few more things since Rocky IV, right? I mean the dude played Thunder Gun! And hangs dong!


He literally handed the torch to his son
 
2020-06-29 2:13:39 PM  
And
Dolph Lundgren sings Elvis at Eurovision
Youtube VHW9nwk4ujo
 
2020-06-29 2:14:19 PM  
Dolph Lundgren sings Elvis at Eurovision
Youtube VHW9nwk4ujo
are YouTube links working?
 
2020-06-29 2:44:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: sithon: Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.

Real Genius, but with muscles.


So does that mean he can hammer a 6" spike thru a board with his penis?

/Girl's gotta have standards
 
2020-06-29 3:05:50 PM  

isamudyson: NewportBarGuy: sithon: Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.

Real Genius, but with muscles.

So does that mean he can hammer a 6" spike thru a board with his penis?

/Girl's gotta have standards


Going by the link, you have to ask his daughter.
 
2020-06-29 3:08:50 PM  

sithon: NewportBarGuy: sithon: Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.

Real Genius, but with muscles.

Now if you were going to have an actor be your president, this is the one to have.


He wasn't born here and also he killed Apollo Creed.
 
2020-06-29 3:17:07 PM  

Nabb1: sithon: NewportBarGuy: sithon: Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.

Real Genius, but with muscles.

Now if you were going to have an actor be your president, this is the one to have.

He wasn't born here and also he killed Apollo Creed.


We already have a Russian President who killed a bunch of americans.
 
2020-06-29 3:21:55 PM  
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I have the Viagra!
 
2020-06-29 3:44:07 PM  
If she cums, she cums.
 
2020-06-29 3:45:24 PM  
if its any consolation, she looks 45.
 
2020-06-29 3:45:46 PM  
The comment section underneath the post was filled with plenty of tounge-in-cheek messages

Goddamned Limeys invented the language - learn to flippin' spell it right!
 
2020-06-29 3:48:21 PM  
Was he hanging dong?
 
2020-06-29 3:48:36 PM  
Daughter hell.  She's nearly 40 years younger than him.  She could be his grand daughter.

Good for him.
 
2020-06-29 3:51:10 PM  
Do we really need to preface Dolph's name with "Rocky actor?"    Are there people out there who don't know who this is?       Beatles singer, John Lennon,  New Testament protagonist, Jesus Christ.
 
2020-06-29 3:53:19 PM  

T.rex: Do we really need to preface Dolph's name with "Rocky actor?"    Are there people out there who don't know who this is?       Beatles singer, John Lennon,  New Testament protagonist, Jesus Christ.


Who?'s
 
2020-06-29 3:54:56 PM  

brantgoose: Oh, farking My!


I'd go with "Damnme!"
 
2020-06-29 4:00:24 PM  
Daaaaaamn! Dolph is looking pretty great for his age! Better than I would have expected.

Yes, him dating someone that much younger than him is ooky. It's also entirely legal, and not exactly hard to understand from either party in that transaction. He's handsome, educated, intelligent, famous, and wealthy. She's gorgeous and... well, don't know anything else about her, so can't really say more than that, but I can certainly see the physical part of the attraction for him.

Not sure even if I was rich and famous I'd want to date someone so much younger than me that we'd have trouble finding common life experience, but... it's not exactly rare.
 
2020-06-29 4:00:56 PM  

T.rex: Do we really need to preface Dolph's name with "Rocky actor?"    Are there people out there who don't know who this is?       Beatles singer, John Lennon,  New Testament protagonist, Jesus Christ.


Kids today don't know what Rocky movies are, grandpa. Dolph Lundgren is more properly known as "that Creed II actor" now.
 
2020-06-29 4:10:12 PM  
Sean Penn is unimpressed ...
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2020-06-29 4:11:19 PM  

Nabb1: Dude is holding up well for his age.  I hope I look half that good when I get there.


======================================​================

Is he still ripped?  Sure.  But anyone can stay ripped at 62 if they try hard enough.

But the dude looked like he was 75 in the first expendables and that was 10 years ago now.

He does NOT look good.
 
2020-06-29 4:13:08 PM  
Dolph is currently in a commercial, some investment firm
 
2020-06-29 4:13:51 PM  

spongeboob: Don't forget he's an engineer


Does chemical engineer count?


He is Spetsnaz.
 
2020-06-29 4:15:30 PM  
So, you're staying there was a chance. I know, only in my dreams. But what fun dreams they are! :P
 
2020-06-29 4:19:01 PM  
There are two sides to Dolph. There is Rocky 4 and there is He-Man. If you can meditate upon this, you have a chance to reach Buddha levels of enlightenment.
 
2020-06-29 4:23:47 PM  

vudukungfu: Nabb1: Dude is holding up well for his age.  I hope I look half that good when I get there.

I'm 63, and have the same bod.
Now I don't have a pretty face like him.
That would take a miracle.
I'm only mostly ugly.


There's a big difference between mostly  ugly and all ugly. See, mostly ugly is slightly pretty. With all ugly, well, there's only one thing you can do... go through his pockets and look for loose skin care products.
 
2020-06-29 4:30:22 PM  
yikes, id hate to try living that down.  like russell brand after that pic of katy perry with no makeup.  endless ribbing from the guys at the shop.

"hey guys - there goes TYBJ! after another session of banging the nonsense out of the top shelf hottie half his age! point at him and laugh!"

(._. )  cmon guys it was funny once...
 
2020-06-29 4:35:20 PM  
That's either Dolph Lundgren or a guy pissed off because Jimmy McGill tossed bowling balls to wreck his car.
 
2020-06-29 4:35:32 PM  

bobug: vudukungfu: Nabb1: Dude is holding up well for his age.  I hope I look half that good when I get there.

I'm 63, and have the same bod.
Now I don't have a pretty face like him.
That would take a miracle.
I'm only mostly ugly.

There's a big difference between mostly  ugly and all ugly. See, mostly ugly is slightly pretty. With all ugly, well, there's only one thing you can do... go through his pockets and look for loose skin care products.


Good thing i have true wuv
 
2020-06-29 4:36:12 PM  

McGrits: There are two sides to Dolph. There is Rocky 4 and there is He-Man. If you can meditate upon this, you have a chance to reach Buddha levels of enlightenment.


Just be careful how Universal you get.

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2020-06-29 4:45:45 PM  
they looked like artwork together

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2020-06-29 4:49:29 PM  

vudukungfu: bobug: vudukungfu: Nabb1: Dude is holding up well for his age.  I hope I look half that good when I get there.

I'm 63, and have the same bod.
Now I don't have a pretty face like him.
That would take a miracle.
I'm only mostly ugly.

There's a big difference between mostly  ugly and all ugly. See, mostly ugly is slightly pretty. With all ugly, well, there's only one thing you can do... go through his pockets and look for loose skin care products.

Good thing i have true wuv


I distinctly heard "To shave" and, as we all know, to "shave" means to "buff". So you were buffing, and got caught!

/sorry, it made me laught
 
2020-06-29 5:09:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Wow, they do know Dolph has done a few more things since Rocky IV, right? I mean the dude played Thunder Gun! And hangs dong!


Don't forget the Punisher!

Actually the guy is pretty smart, and looks impressive in his 60's. I think it's a bit foolish to get married to a twenty-something but it's his choice.
 
2020-06-29 5:34:38 PM  

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I have the Viagra!


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2020-06-29 5:37:42 PM  
I'll just assume Mr. Smarty-pants knows to get a prenup. Dnrtfa, obviously. Don't care enough to click.
 
2020-06-29 5:50:54 PM  
Please tell me he says "I must break you" before hitting that each time.  I try saying that to my wife and it pretty much means we are done and should not make any plans besides sleeping in the foreseeable future.
 
2020-06-29 5:52:20 PM  

NewportBarGuy: sithon: Holy crap he is a Fulbright scholar. He was given a full ride scholarship to MIT.

Real Genius, but with muscles.


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