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(Bipartisan Report)   Gym Jordan says, what is it Justice Roberts? Next thing you know, I'll lose my right to watch children be molested   (bipartisanreport.com) divider line
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2995 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2020 at 7:24 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
Poor Gym.  He's not a molester, but he sure likes watching.
 
4 days ago  

PaulRB: Poor Gym.  He's not a molester, but he sure likes watching.


Can't get it up, so he can only watch.
 
4 days ago  
Does he do anything other than childish tantrums?
 
4 days ago  
I'm a bit surprised that wasn't a quote.
 
4 days ago  
What's next, Chief Justice Roberts? Our Second Amendment rights?

Yep; the SCOTUS is expected to rule against fetal firearm rights within the week. It's just a losing week for balls of cells everywhere.
 
4 days ago  
That's easy to do on Twitter, dude, let's see you rant to Roberts' face.
 
4 days ago  
You guys make it so easy to ignore your rants about Democrats only appointing judges to fulfill a partisan agenda.
 
4 days ago  

phalamir: PaulRB: Poor Gym.  He's not a molester, but he sure likes watching.

Can't get it up, so he can only watch.


... for now.
 
4 days ago  
Remind me again what bar exam Gym Jordan was able to pass.
 
4 days ago  
He's a creepy guy that hangs around in the locker room hoping something happens with other people so we can get his rocks off....except a bunch of morons actually voted for this piece of shiat.
 
4 days ago  

Officer Barrelroll: Remind me again what bar exam Gym Jordan was able to pass.


The lowest one he could find?
 
4 days ago  
Man, I wish I was a modern "journalist"... Write 3 or 4 lines, and then just post Tweets. Not only do they take up more space than the actual words would take if they were in the proper format, but you get to let other people do all of the actual work for you... It's a win/win for these guys. And they don't even have to get a degree or work their way up from the mail room anymore, just start some blog and latch on to the popular topic of the day.
 
4 days ago  
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Geezus! EVERY. FARKING. TIME.

STFU! It is done, fer f*cks sake. Stop whining already.

Yea, I know they do it to rile the base but it gets really old after awhile. He doesn't give a shiat. It is just him with his frog horn.
 
4 days ago  

saturn badger: Geezus! EVERY. FARKING. TIME.

STFU! It is done, fer f*cks sake. Stop whining already.

Yea, I know they do it to rile the base but it gets really old after awhile. He doesn't give a shiat. It is just him with his frog horn.

 
4 days ago  
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Doubly appropriate.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Looks like Justice Roberts is giving the Xian Treason Mafia a crash course on why Justices are appointed for life terms.

Along with a side helping of You Don't Own Me.
 
4 days ago  
I see you're upholding and granting rights, what next? You take away rights?

Makes perfect nonsense.
 
4 days ago  

Yeast No 7: saturn badger: Geezus! EVERY. FARKING. TIME.

STFU! It is done, fer f*cks sake. Stop whining already.

Yea, I know they do it to rile the base but it gets really old after awhile. He doesn't give a shiat. It is just him with his frog horn.


Well, that was... something. I had no idea something like that existed but now that I see it it does seem like a natural progression. Or something.

It's hard to put into words. Only that that thing is the perfect metaphor for Gym. That is him and all his cronies in one machine.

Anyone who watches it will understand.
 
4 days ago  

phrawgh: You Don't Own Me.


Don't tell him what to do? Don't tell him what to say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUje​R​01wnU
 
4 days ago  
'WHAT'S NEXT, CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS? OUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS?'

Granting women the right to have an abortion means you have to take away someone else's rights?
 
4 days ago  

PaulRB: Poor Gym.  He's not a molester, but he sure likes watching.


Many people are saying that he liked to watch the showers.
 
4 days ago  
Is there any chance Gym will lose his seat in the election, or is his district so hideously gerrymandered that he'll be there forever?
 
4 days ago  
Seriously. Two things need to be made clear:

Four justices have absolutely no respect for stare decisis.

Kavinaugh is a bald faced liar.

Now, you can SAY "derrrrrrrr whar were u whar?"

But seriously, those are the take aways.
 
4 days ago  
Good old slippery slopes. They can take you anywhere you want to go
 
4 days ago  
Along with Chief Justice Roberts' betrayal I imagine Justice Gorsuch's decisions have rankled republicans of late.  One judge may stray on occasion, what, with this Constitution, and stuff.  But, two?  It's like Gym Jordan is in some kind of double nelson.
 
4 days ago  
Those Republicans get really upset when their lifetime-appointed apolitical Justices don't act like political hacks.
 
4 days ago  

jake_lex: Is there any chance Gym will lose his seat in the election, or is his district so hideously gerrymandered that he'll be there forever?


Gerrymandered.  Of course.  Maximize area and avoid the population centers.  Firmly Republican since 1938.

Ohio 4th Congressional District
 
4 days ago  

Officer Barrelroll: Remind me again what bar exam Gym Jordan was able to pass.


No, no...it's Kavanaugh that had trouble passing a bar, especially on pledge night.


/ BTW "Officer Barrelroll"... I'm just curious. Are you the guy that was with James Bond in the AMC Hornet ?
 
4 days ago  

notmyjab: jake_lex: Is there any chance Gym will lose his seat in the election, or is his district so hideously gerrymandered that he'll be there forever?

Gerrymandered.  Of course.  Maximize area and avoid the population centers.  Firmly Republican since 1938.


Ohio 4th Congressional District - if it looks like a duck...your district may have been gerrymergandsered.
 
4 days ago  

Driver: Officer Barrelroll: Remind me again what bar exam Gym Jordan was able to pass.

No, no...it's Kavanaugh that had trouble passing a bar, especially on pledge night.


/ BTW "Officer Barrelroll"... I'm just curious. Are you the guy that was with James Bond in the AMC Hornet ?


Correct. Gym never bothered to even try to pass it.
 
4 days ago  

Driver: Officer Barrelroll: Remind me again what bar exam Gym Jordan was able to pass.

No, no...it's Kavanaugh that had trouble passing a bar, especially on pledge night.


/ BTW "Officer Barrelroll"... I'm just curious. Are you the guy that was with James Bond in the AMC Hornet ?


If you are asking where the screen name came from, it was from that cop in Texas that did a barrelroll while tackling a bunch of kids at a pool party (or something like that).

I've had some other names over the years, but I've stuck with this one for awhile.

/been around since 2001
 
4 days ago  

koder: What's next, Chief Justice Roberts? Our Second Amendment rights?

Yep; the SCOTUS is expected to rule against fetal firearm rights within the week. It's just a losing week for balls of cells everywhere.


I get that GOPs love their gun-wanking, but it's been like Tourette's with them lately.

I'm surprised Officer Karen didn't say, "I wanted an Egg McMuffin and it took a long time...next they're going to take my Second Amendment rights away!"
 
4 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Gym Jordan is trash but 20 year olds are not "children" subby.
 
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