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3562 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2020 at 3:11 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
Original Tweet:

 
4 days ago  
Lying Points choir practice.
 
4 days ago  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Lying Points choir practice.


Yep. Got to get on the same page to figure out what BS to tell the rest of the country.

At least until Trump undermines it a day later.
 
4 days ago  
OK, we gotta get our shiat straight.  Here's our list of lies, damned lies, and Trump lies.
 
4 days ago  
Most transparent administration ever.
 
4 days ago  
He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it
 
4 days ago  

cman: He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it


Petomane 2020
 
4 days ago  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: cman: He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it

Petomane 2020


It's Lepetomane
 
4 days ago  
You can always tell that everything is above board, when they circle the wagons and conspire in secret.
 
4 days ago  

sithon: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: cman: He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it

Petomane 2020

It's Lepetomane


No, it's ptomaine.
 
4 days ago  

sithon: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: cman: He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it

Petomane 2020

It's Lepetomane


Harrumph!!
 
4 days ago  

Albert911emt: OK, we gotta get our shiat straight.  Here's our list of lies, damned lies, and Trump lies.


It's probably a mixture of that and threats if they speak out against Trump.
 
4 days ago  
Aren't the Republicans the ones who are always biatching about how Democrats are doing shiat behind closed doors instead of making it public?
 
4 days ago  
Whatever happens in that meeting with leak anyways because it always does. This just gives the cover of deniability for when the leak occurs.
 
4 days ago  
The talking point they will stick with is that the NSC determined the intelligence to be non-credible.
 
4 days ago  
Storm the chambers?
 
4 days ago  
Oh god, please let there be a leaker in there.

/no, not that kind of leaker sheesh
 
4 days ago  
They have to get together to find the pros of american bounties.  This should be rich.
 
4 days ago  

Weatherkiss: Aren't the Republicans the ones who are always biatching about how Democrats are doing shiat behind closed doors instead of making it public?


Yes but they're hypocrites so they don't care.
 
4 days ago  

NeoCortex42: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Lying Points choir practice.

Yep. Got to get on the same page to figure out what BS to tell the rest of the country.

At least until Trump undermines it a day later.


They'll be telling the same lies even after he changes his, because being in lockstep is all that counts.
 
4 days ago  
Here come the talking points.

The Farkers farkied in red, orange, or grey will be parroting them soon. Watch.
 
4 days ago  
"Leaders of the campaign, who are mostly Republicans..."

Stopped reading right there.  Not in the mood for anymore melodramatic fiction.
 
4 days ago  
Who will Trump blame for this? Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Obama or Hillary?
 
4 days ago  

Tor_Eckman: Oh god, please let there be a leaker in there.

/no, not that kind of leaker sheesh


Someone's bleeding? Who got stabbed?
 
4 days ago  
Whether or not there are actual Polaroids in an old-school Rexall photo album or a deadman's switch generating a public link to a Dropbox account, but the kompromat is real, and the GOP rank-and-file has to be reminded of that from time to time.
 
4 days ago  

max_pooper: Weatherkiss: Aren't the Republicans the ones who are always biatching about how Democrats are doing shiat behind closed doors instead of making it public?

Yes but they're hypocrites so they don't care.


And every time they do it they're lying about the closed doors part.
 
4 days ago  

Bermuda59: Who will Trump blame for this? Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Obama or Hillary?


yes
 
4 days ago  

Bermuda59: Who will Trump blame for this? Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Obama or Hillary?


The Deep State. Fake News Media.

This is too big for any one person to create. :)
 
4 days ago  
Remember this?

"There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump," McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording of the June 15, 2016, exchange, which was listened to and verified by The Washington Post. Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is a Californian Republican known in Congress as a fervent defender of Putin and Russia.
House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.) immediately interjected, stopping the conversation from further exploring McCarthy's assertion, and swore the Republicans present to secrecy.
Before the conversation, McCarthy and Ryan had emerged from separate talks at the Capitol with Ukrainian Prime Minister Vladimir Groysman, who had described a Kremlin tactic of financing populist politicians to undercut Eastern European democratic institutions.
News had just broken the day before in The Washington Post that Russian government hackers had penetrated the computer network of the Democratic National Committee, prompting McCarthy to shift the conversation from Russian meddling in Europe to events closer to home.
Some of the lawmakers laughed at McCarthy's comment. Then McCarthy quickly added: "Swear to God."
Ryan instructed his Republican lieutenants to keep the conversation private, saying: "No leaks. ... This is how we know we're a real family here."
 
4 days ago  
Took them long enough. I may be wrong but spinning it at this late point may backfire bigly.
 
4 days ago  

Bermuda59: Who will Trump blame for this? Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Obama or Hillary?


Yes, plus the media, Antifa, and the Do Nothing Democrats.
 
4 days ago  

Albert911emt: OK, we gotta get our shiat straight.  Here's our list of lies, damned lies, and Trump lies.


They're gonna need a shiatload of dimes.
 
4 days ago  
Huh.  Bringing all the House Rs to the White House?  Is the Senate there, too?

I'd post a quote from _Aliens_, but wouldn't want to give the wrong idea.


(No, no, "These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers." ~Obviously~.)
 
4 days ago  

Tor_Eckman: Oh god, please let there be a leaker in there.

/no, not that kind of leaker sheesh


Isn't that why Trump wears Depends ?
 
4 days ago  
White House can talk to whoever they want to. No secret that Republican critters are more interested in covering up crimes than they are in doing anything useful.

If Democrats aren't allowed in the room when the pentagon and the chiefs of the 3-letter agencies are talking, we need to burn the whole motherfarker to the ground.
 
4 days ago  
I know none of the GOP has the balls/spine/honor/sense of decency to do it, but it would be fun if this was the "Goldwater  type meeting" where they tell Trump he's farked and they can't protect him.

Lol, who I am kidding they're going to come out with some crazy taking point. I'm guessing they start calling for the sources name, it comes out and he immediately becomes a deep state Democrat
 
4 days ago  
"We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!"
 
4 days ago  
By killing GIs we were making more jerbs for the poor and poor minorities.  What do you guys think?

Okay.  Uh, joke's on them. They got paid in Rubles.  So, uh, they, uh couldn't use them in the Pepsi machine at the PX.
 
4 days ago  
Maybe it was Obama's fault
 
4 days ago  

sithon: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: cman: He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it

Petomane 2020

It's Lepetomane


No.  It's Hedley.
 
4 days ago  
Can't wait to hear Gym Jordan on the matter, followed up by Ratcliff, Louis Gohmert, and followed up and amplified by Tom Cotton, and Lindsey Graham tell everyone who've raised questions, unpatriotic and dangerous.
Then Lindsey will throw a spittle fit for the cameras and they will think the matter settled.

Nothing happened, the soldiers knew what they signed for, and Putin is our friend.
 
4 days ago  

Ray_Finkle: I know none of the GOP has the balls/spine/honor/sense of decency to do it, but it would be fun if this was the "Goldwater  type meeting" where they tell Trump he's farked and they can't protect him.

Lol, who I am kidding they're going to come out with some crazy taking point. I'm guessing they start calling for the sources name, it comes out and he immediately becomes a deep state Democrat


Well I doubt it is quite that type of meeting but I wouldn't be at all surprised if some of the participants pointed out to the CoS that much more of this and people will jump ship. And if they don't come up with a consistent story that holds up they're in deep doodoo.
 
4 days ago  
There aren't enough amongst them that have the ability to keep their gobs shut for more than five minutes to keep this out of the press for 24 hours.

Someone will blab. Probably Trump.
 
4 days ago  

bossjock77: sithon: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: cman: He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it

Petomane 2020

It's Lepetomane

No.  It's Hedley.


What are you worried about? This is 1874, you can sue HER!!!
 
4 days ago  

Weatherkiss: Aren't the Republicans the ones who are always biatching about how Democrats are doing shiat behind closed doors instead of making it public?


If it were the other way around, the Republicans would be storming the place.
 
4 days ago  

Weatherkiss: Aren't the Republicans the ones who are always biatching about how Democrats are doing shiat behind closed doors instead of making it public?


Time to storm the Whitehouse, with stacks of pizza!

/You know, immigrant food.
//They'll hate it on many levels.
///Actually, I just wanted pizza.
 
4 days ago  

gopher321: sithon: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: cman: He knows they wont be asking about Russian bounties or asking what America is gonna do about it

Petomane 2020

It's Lepetomane

No, it's ptomaine.


It's pterandon, stupid.
 
4 days ago  

Rev.K: Most transparent administration ever.


Yeah, in your face, liberals!  Obama promised transparency and more public insight into lawmaking, but he didn't deliver it like Trump did he?!  Suck it! Woooooooo!!!
 
4 days ago  

Original: Original Tweet:

JakeSherman: The Afghanistan briefing this afternoon at the White House is for House Rs only.


There wasn't one or two token right wing democrats they could have invited?
 
4 days ago  

Spindle: The talking point they will stick with is that the NSC determined the intelligence to be non-credible.


So non-credible they decided to inform your NATO allies. It's either non-non-credible or the NSC is run by 13-year old gossip girls.
 
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