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(DeadState)   For some reason, someone thought it was important to publish what Michelle Bachmann thinks about current affairs, and yep, it's as nutballz as you would imagine   (deadstate.org) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Michele Bachmann, Jan Markell, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann, Times radio program, flawed Middle East peace plan, division of Jerusalem, appearance, killing of George Floyd  
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2020-06-29 1:59:00 PM  
I like how she knows absolutely for certain that it's about the Middle East. And not about say, eating meat on Friday. Because everyone I know breaks that sin. That's why your god is mad. Steak dinners on Friday night. Of course the calendar has changed a few times, and what was Friday once isn't Friday anymore...but hey we just don't pay attention to the stuff that inconveniences us!
 
2020-06-29 2:08:45 PM  
*clicks link*
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2020-06-29 2:11:17 PM  
I thought I could guess the crazy this time.

You bested me again, Michelle.
 
2020-06-29 2:14:05 PM  

Combustion: I like how she knows absolutely for certain that it's about the Middle East. And not about say, eating meat on Friday. Because everyone I know breaks that sin. That's why your god is mad. Steak dinners on Friday night. Of course the calendar has changed a few times, and what was Friday once isn't Friday anymore...but hey we just don't pay attention to the stuff that inconveniences us!


Simple cause and effect.

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2020-06-29 2:23:53 PM  
But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.
 
2020-06-29 2:27:11 PM  

vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.


She can see Wuhan from her house.
 
2020-06-29 2:27:44 PM  

vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.


I think she, Bachmann, and Victoria Jackson should get together and educate us. Maybe Candace Owens can moderate.
 
2020-06-29 2:38:27 PM  

NateAsbestos: vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.

I think she, Bachmann, and Victoria Jackson should get together and educate us. Maybe Candace Owens can moderate.


Trump's Angels with Candace Owens in the role of Bosley.
 
2020-06-29 2:58:48 PM  
"During an appearance on Jan Markell's Understanding The Times radio program this Sunday, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann suggested that the turmoil wrought by the coronavirus pandemic and the killing of George Floyd is actually God's punishment for a flawed Middle East peace plan put forth by the Trump administration."

Eh, that's pretty boilerplate Hal Lindsey devotee crazy. I'm mostly just surprised she didn't say it was a punishment for abortion and not persecuting gays enough.
 
2020-06-29 2:59:32 PM  
I respect her freedom of religion.  So on that note, if I want her opinion on anything, I'll ask her husband.  Until then, she needs to STFU.
 
2020-06-29 3:00:09 PM  
And you chose to link to it.
 
2020-06-29 3:00:30 PM  

Combustion: I like how she knows absolutely for certain that it's about the Middle East. And not about say, eating meat on Friday. Because everyone I know breaks that sin. That's why your god is mad. Steak dinners on Friday night. Of course the calendar has changed a few times, and what was Friday once isn't Friday anymore...but hey we just don't pay attention to the stuff that inconveniences us!


I'm just surprised it's not about abortion.
 
2020-06-29 3:01:00 PM  

Diogenes: vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.

She can see Wuhan from her house.


Leave Bristol's vagina out of it.
 
2020-06-29 3:02:43 PM  
But Trump is the chosen one.
 
2020-06-29 3:03:10 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "During an appearance on Jan Markell's Understanding The Times radio program this Sunday, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann suggested that the turmoil wrought by the coronavirus pandemic and the killing of George Floyd is actually God's punishment for a flawed Middle East peace plan put forth by the Trump administration."

Eh, that's pretty boilerplate Hal Lindsey devotee crazy. I'm mostly just surprised she didn't say it was a punishment for abortion and not persecuting gays enough.



What does Barney Miller have to do with this?
 
2020-06-29 3:05:18 PM  

Xanlexian: I respect her freedom of religion.  So on that note, if I want her opinion on anything, I'll ask her husband.  Until then, she needs to STFU.


O hai

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2020-06-29 3:06:30 PM  
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2020-06-29 3:06:53 PM  

hobnail: Xanlexian: I respect her freedom of religion.  So on that note, if I want her opinion on anything, I'll ask her husband.  Until then, she needs to STFU.

O hai

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Oh FFS... In that case, I'll go fish their opinion out of my cat's litterbox.
 
2020-06-29 3:08:08 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: *clicks link*
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Exactly my experience.
 
2020-06-29 3:08:53 PM  
I swear, if these assholes were around in the time of Moses, they'd be like "these plagues are Ra's punishment for the pharaoh talking to Moses."
 
2020-06-29 3:10:26 PM  
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2020-06-29 3:10:54 PM  

Combustion: I like how she knows absolutely for certain that it's about the Middle East. And not about say, eating meat on Friday. Because everyone I know breaks that sin. That's why your god is mad. Steak dinners on Friday night. Of course the calendar has changed a few times, and what was Friday once isn't Friday anymore...but hey we just don't pay attention to the stuff that inconveniences us!


I'll admit it. I wore a poly-cotton blend dress shirt to work back in January, and had a shrimp cocktail for lunch that same day.  Sorry everyone. Mea Culpa.
 
2020-06-29 3:14:40 PM  

NateAsbestos: vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.

I think she, Bachmann, and Victoria Jackson should get together and educate us. Maybe Candace Owens can moderate.


Can they do the show on Parler so we all have access to it?
 
2020-06-29 3:15:00 PM  
I'll say it again...

DO NOT ASK THE OPINION OF DELUSIONAL PEOPLE!

/ That is all.
 
2020-06-29 3:16:19 PM  
So she's still an outright loon.
 
2020-06-29 3:17:16 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "During an appearance on Jan Markell's Understanding The Times radio program this Sunday, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann suggested that the turmoil wrought by the coronavirus pandemic and the killing of George Floyd is actually God's punishment for a flawed Middle East peace plan put forth by the Trump administration."

Eh, that's pretty boilerplate Hal Lindsey devotee crazy. I'm mostly just surprised she didn't say it was a punishment for abortion and not persecuting gays enough.


She's not beating behind the bush.
 
2020-06-29 3:18:21 PM  
I never tire of her and Marcus' wacky antics.
 
2020-06-29 3:18:36 PM  

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Can't have a Bachmann thread without that pic.
 
2020-06-29 3:21:06 PM  

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Can't have a Bachmann thread without that pic.


The guy in the lower left really makes the picture.
 
2020-06-29 3:27:07 PM  

GypsyJoker: Diogenes: vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.

She can see Wuhan from her house.

Leave Bristol's vagina out of it.


I don't get it I don't get it.
 
2020-06-29 3:30:06 PM  
The hell it is!

That's about as coherent and well thought out as anything I've heard Michelle Bachmann say.  I mean, the bar is ABYSMALLLY low, of course.  But still, kudos, ma'am!
 
2020-06-29 3:30:14 PM  

NINEv2: GypsyJoker: Diogenes: vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.

She can see Wuhan from her house.

Leave Bristol's vagina out of it.

I don't get it I don't get it.


I think it means Bristol Palin's vagina is named Wuhan?
 
2020-06-29 3:34:41 PM  

vygramul: NateAsbestos: vygramul: But what I really want to know is what Sarah Palin thinks about it.

I think she, Bachmann, and Victoria Jackson should get together and educate us. Maybe Candace Owens can moderate.

Trump's Angels with Candace Owens in the role of Bosley.


Trump's Angels
Trump on speaker: okay, you've all told me how great I am so let's get down to business. Angels, I want you to deliver Ohio for me on the election day.
Angels: will do, Donnie
Hangs up.
Sarah Palin: I'll go under cover as a Domino's pizza thingies.
Bachman: what good will that do?
SP: they know how to deliver things and we get free pizza.
Bach: that's why you're the smart one.

A few weeks later
Trump: who keeps sending me these pizza boxes with dirt in them?
 
2020-06-29 3:34:56 PM  

Combustion: I like how she knows absolutely for certain that it's about the Middle East. And not about say, eating meat on Friday. Because everyone I know breaks that sin. That's why your god is mad. Steak dinners on Friday night. Of course the calendar has changed a few times, and what was Friday once isn't Friday anymore...but hey we just don't pay attention to the stuff that inconveniences us!


Meat on Friday? No, clearly it is those beardless men! (Leviticus 19:27) Every single one of you Farkers is to blame with your mixed fiber clothing (Leviticus 19:19) or Deuteronomy 22:9-11 if you're looking to be a bit more specific on fiber types.

If you are a beardless man, or you do not know what your clothes are made of thanks for 2020 a-holes!
 
2020-06-29 3:39:23 PM  
Mr Bachman should tend to her lady parts
 
2020-06-29 3:41:10 PM  
It's nice to see beards are back.
 
2020-06-29 3:41:21 PM  

grokca: Martian_Astronomer: "During an appearance on Jan Markell's Understanding The Times radio program this Sunday, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann suggested that the turmoil wrought by the coronavirus pandemic and the killing of George Floyd is actually God's punishment for a flawed Middle East peace plan put forth by the Trump administration."

Eh, that's pretty boilerplate Hal Lindsey devotee crazy. I'm mostly just surprised she didn't say it was a punishment for abortion and not persecuting gays enough.

She's not beating behind the bush.


No, she is spying on gay people while hiding behind the bush.
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2020-06-29 3:43:00 PM  

dsmith42: grokca: Martian_Astronomer: "During an appearance on Jan Markell's Understanding The Times radio program this Sunday, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann suggested that the turmoil wrought by the coronavirus pandemic and the killing of George Floyd is actually God's punishment for a flawed Middle East peace plan put forth by the Trump administration."

Eh, that's pretty boilerplate Hal Lindsey devotee crazy. I'm mostly just surprised she didn't say it was a punishment for abortion and not persecuting gays enough.

She's not beating behind the bush.

No, she is spying on gay people while hiding behind the bush.
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I thought you libs were all about social distancing.
 
2020-06-29 3:45:01 PM  
Who let Senorita Cray-Cray out of the padded room?
 
2020-06-29 3:48:19 PM  
Fark Confessional time - I have a Kune Kune sow that I breed for delicious little bacons. My wife has Nigerian Dwarf goats that she breeds for milking does. I have two pastures that I let them out in, but for obvious reasons you can't really let the bucks in with the does, and my piggie piggie doesn't play well with the does (stresses them out makes the milk taste goaty). So, I let the bucks out in the pasture with my pig, and they chase her around a bit and do non-consensual things to her that we shall not speak of. Apparently in my research of mixed fiber Bible verses this is sort of like in the same verse and well...hrm. shiat if it wasn't my fault for 2020 all along. Sorry /shrug emoji
 
2020-06-29 4:11:16 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:15:09 PM  
Michelle Bachmann knows so little, including her choice of religion and it's history.
 
2020-06-29 4:20:58 PM  
""On Jan, 28, 2020, a plan was revealed that envisioned a dividing of the covenant land and a division of Jerusalem," Bachmann said. "Since that time, we have seen nothing but distress.""

... but... but the COVID outbreak started in December of 2019?
 
2020-06-29 4:31:08 PM  

Turd Ferguson's Hat: ""On Jan, 28, 2020, a plan was revealed that envisioned a dividing of the covenant land and a division of Jerusalem," Bachmann said. "Since that time, we have seen nothing but distress.""

... but... but the COVID outbreak started in December of 2019?


God works in mysterious ways.
 
2020-06-29 4:39:44 PM  
You worship a terrible god, Michelle.
 
2020-06-29 4:42:14 PM  
I was fightin' her husband one day and she grabbed my man parts then there was a lightnin' bolt from the sky, like, and she ain't never been right in the head since.
 
2020-06-29 5:12:15 PM  

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Leaving satisfied.

Truly you are doing god's work.
 
2020-06-29 5:16:16 PM  
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2020-06-29 5:19:50 PM  

Combustion: I like how she knows absolutely for certain that it's about the Middle East. And not about say, eating meat on Friday. Because everyone I know breaks that sin. That's why your god is mad. Steak dinners on Friday night. Of course the calendar has changed a few times, and what was Friday once isn't Friday anymore...but hey we just don't pay attention to the stuff that inconveniences us!


Johnny Farnham - Friday Kind of Monday
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2020-06-29 5:41:27 PM  
Well, Bachman's opinion is important, because she had a lot of Republican support for becoming the UN Ambassador in 2018, when Nikki Haley left the position. Bachman's assessment of world affairs are therefore indicative of the GOP in general, and have the tacit support, or at least are recognized as relevant, by the military and international trade leaders of the USA.
 
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