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(Action News Jacksonville)   Trump to declare the RNC will be held at Mar-A-Lago in 3...2...1   (actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Followup, virtual news conference, face mask requirement, City of Jacksonville, People, effect, June, indoor locations  
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3 days ago  
Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.
 
3 days ago  
Right after doubling the room rates, daughterbonking grifter that he is.
 
3 days ago  
There's no way Trump would let actual MAGA's into Mar-A-Lago. Those people are poor.
 
3 days ago  
Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.
 
3 days ago  
The locals will be restless. Over half of people I saw during store trips today weren't masked, and many have the glazed "gubmint ain't goons tell ME wut ta do" look on their faces.
That being said, if fate smiles on us maybe they'll take the RNC clown show somewhere else.
 
3 days ago  
That won't happen subby.

Palm Beach County has a mandatory mask order as well.

Maybe they can have it in Pensacola?
 
3 days ago  
At this rate he can hold it in a waffle house.
 
3 days ago  
Y'all don't know shiat about Jacksonville.

Uneducated woman talking about Florida
Youtube bZrCzz148mE


/this video is a parody btw
 
3 days ago  
Trump ought to double down in his usual stupid manner and announce that the RNC will be at the Trinity Site in Los Alamos, NM.

Of course, he will say that no virus can live after such high doses of radiation.
 
3 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.


I lived there it sucked

and that's like the third incarnation it's been burned several times
 
3 days ago  
I say rent a cruise liner.
 
3 days ago  

Paddy: daughterbonking grifter


Bluegrass-style Hank Williams Jr. cover band name! Called it!

/ too soon?  naw, fark him
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

special20: Trump ought to double down in his usual stupid manner and announce that the RNC will be at the Trinity Site in Los Alamos, NM.

Of course, he will say that no virus can live after such high doses of radiation.


Trinity is at White Sands.
 
3 days ago  
I just assumed it was going to be there once they pulled out of NC.
 
3 days ago  

Markus5: I say rent a cruise liner.


Unrelated question: Do you know where I can rent a submarine?
 
3 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.


I read a few years ago climate change was eroding it pretty badly and there was talk of building a seawall around it.
 
3 days ago  

bigdog1960: At this rate he can hold it in a waffle house.


Man, why do that to Waffle House?

Chik-Fil-A can have it.
 
3 days ago  

Mr. carrot: There's no way Trump would let actual MAGA's into Mar-A-Lago. Those people are poor.


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They'll fit in just fine.
 
3 days ago  
I am VEHEMENTLY opposed to the republicans wearing masks any time, any where.
 
3 days ago  
They'll lift it for the convention.
 
3 days ago  
Nothing to worry about.  I'm sure by August 24th the number of cases will go to zero, like magic.
 
3 days ago  

Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.


What's going to stop people from not wearing a mask?
 
3 days ago  

saturn badger: Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.

I read a few years ago climate change was eroding it pretty badly and there was talk of building a seawall around it.


Anastasia island is eroding, the bay front is safe, for now.
Another Hurricane like the last one (Andrew?) and it'll be bad

It sucked to live there, as a tourist destination I highly recommend it
 
3 days ago  

WithinReason: Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.

What's going to stop people from not wearing a mask?


Hopefully fines.

If we go into cold and flu season this fall with COVID19, which people may be able to get multiple times and we're not sure how much immunity having it previously actually provides, we'll either get a choice to mask or let the entire medical system in this country collapse.
 
3 days ago  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: saturn badger: Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.

I read a few years ago climate change was eroding it pretty badly and there was talk of building a seawall around it.

Anastasia island is eroding, the bay front is safe, for now.
Another Hurricane like the last one (Andrew?) and it'll be bad

It sucked to live there, as a tourist destination I highly recommend it


Good to know. I definitely want to visit before the Atlantic reclaims it.
 
3 days ago  

Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.


Yeah, this is probably a desperate attempt to lower cases before then.

Too little, too late.
 
3 days ago  
That is the goal, yes.

/or at least some Trump-owned property
//ABG
 
3 days ago  
I hear Russia has plenty of room. They can hold it there. It's where his bestie lives, after all.
 
3 days ago  

saturn badger: special20: Trump ought to double down in his usual stupid manner and announce that the RNC will be at the Trinity Site in Los Alamos, NM.

Of course, he will say that no virus can live after such high doses of radiation.

Trinity is at White Sands.



Shh, he's on a roll.

And although NM doesn't need anymore covidiots here, it would be funny to see them get arrested/fined/etc. for disobeying the Governor's mask order, be surrounded by Hispanics and Native Americans and realize they're in a blue state.

/plenty of holes that need filling on the west side
 
3 days ago  

Markus5: I say rent a cruise liner.


How about.......


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Carnival Cruise Line! Fourth of July Party!!!

Groovin' 'n moovin' 'n hip 'n happenin'!
 
3 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: That won't happen subby.

Palm Beach County has a mandatory mask order as well.

Maybe they can have it in Pensacola?


Too late: Masks Now Mandatory in Pensacola Businesses.
 
3 days ago  
I'm still waiting to see how many of their special guests at the Tulsa rally will get the Covid. Gym getting it would be... just terrible...
 
3 days ago  

bigdog1960: At this rate he can hold it in a waffle house.


And it will be just 1/3 full.
 
3 days ago  

WithinReason: Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.

What's going to stop people from not wearing a mask?


I'm at the "Baseball bat to the face" point. These idiots are going to kill people I care about.
 
3 days ago  

Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.


Well, if they have a hurricane, the "high water" part will be taken care of
 
3 days ago  

WithinReason: Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.

What's going to stop people from not wearing a mask?


Common sense.
 
3 days ago  

Resin33: Y'all don't know shiat about Jacksonville.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/bZrCzz14​8mE]

/this video is a parody btw


My wife played that for me the other day.  At first I was shocked.  Then she said the bit about the Mexicans drinking that Corona Beer, and that made me laugh.  Because that was the moment that I noticed it was a parody.
 
3 days ago  

notmyjab: WithinReason: Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.

What's going to stop people from not wearing a mask?

Common sense.


I was being sarcastic

/ it works for D2S
// didn't see the 'not'
/// I feel dirty
 
3 days ago  

Markus5: I say rent a cruise liner.


Considering that in 2005, the City of Jacksonville did have to rent several cruise ships and dock them for use as hotels for visitors coming to the Super Bowl, I could see that happening.
 
3 days ago  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: saturn badger: Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.

I read a few years ago climate change was eroding it pretty badly and there was talk of building a seawall around it.

Anastasia island is eroding, the bay front is safe, for now.
Another Hurricane like the last one (Andrew?) and it'll be bad

It sucked to live there, as a tourist destination I highly recommend it


My wife is a Flagler alum. It's a terrible place to spend 4 years as a college student.
 
3 days ago  

Unobtanium: Mrtraveler01: That won't happen subby.

Palm Beach County has a mandatory mask order as well.

Maybe they can have it in Pensacola?

Too late: Masks Now Mandatory in Pensacola Businesses.


The Godless Libs have taken over Pensacola too?
 
3 days ago  

notmyjab: WithinReason: Grungehamster: Chances are the mask requirement will be lifted by August come hell or high water.

What's going to stop people from not wearing a mask?

Common sense.


At a RNC rally?
 
3 days ago  

Madcaplaff: Cornelis de Gyselaer: saturn badger: Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.

I read a few years ago climate change was eroding it pretty badly and there was talk of building a seawall around it.

Anastasia island is eroding, the bay front is safe, for now.
Another Hurricane like the last one (Andrew?) and it'll be bad

It sucked to live there, as a tourist destination I highly recommend it

My wife is a Flagler alum. It's a terrible place to spend 4 years as a college student.


A weekend, maybe even a week is fine otherwise no

That Tiffany ceiling in the dining room yo
/and a couple of Tiffany windows
 
3 days ago  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.

I lived there it sucked

and that's like the third incarnation it's been burned several times


It's a white flight "Bedroom Community" outside of Jax that's major claim to fame is tourism.

/Personally, I prefer Charleston or Savannah for a vacation.
//live in Jax and applaud this new requirement.
 
3 days ago  

SpectroBoy: Markus5: I say rent a cruise liner.

Unrelated question: Do you know where I can rent a submarine?


This could literally save the world.
 
3 days ago  
Masks are mandatory in Palm Beach. That'd be fun see, the police come in and take anyone not wearing a mask out, and the Health Dept. shut it down, and close Mar A logo indefinitely on the spot.


/Oh please, please happen
 
3 days ago  

saturn badger: special20: Trump ought to double down in his usual stupid manner and announce that the RNC will be at the Trinity Site in Los Alamos, NM.

Of course, he will say that no virus can live after such high doses of radiation.

Trinity is at White Sands.


I've been to White Sands before. Never saw the Trinity Site, and honestly figured it was ... Oh never mind, you're farkin up the whole point of my earlier comment about Trump being such a stupid asshole.
 
3 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: Cornelis de Gyselaer: saturn badger: Mrtraveler01: Jacksonville is the second city in Northeast Florida to enforce a face covering requirement. On Friday, St. Augustine implemented a mask policy.

I would follow St. Augustine's lead too. A city that is over 400 years old must be doing something right.

I read a few years ago climate change was eroding it pretty badly and there was talk of building a seawall around it.

Anastasia island is eroding, the bay front is safe, for now.
Another Hurricane like the last one (Andrew?) and it'll be bad

It sucked to live there, as a tourist destination I highly recommend it

Good to know. I definitely want to visit before the Atlantic reclaims it.


Unless Greenland changes its mind (and shuts off the Gulf Stream) children born today will tell their grandchildren about the state that used to be known as Florida and how it was the only state that had its own fark tag.
 
2 days ago  

Ivo Shandor: Mr. carrot: There's no way Trump would let actual MAGA's into Mar-A-Lago. Those people are poor.

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They'll fit in just fine.


Of course they would. That's the point, if he's the only schlub around then he can fool himself into thinking he's in the high-class society he so desperately need to be in, but he's special enough to ignore the rules. Being surrounded by his actualpeople would bring into focus that the only difference between him and the trash that votes for him is he owns 50% of that group's ties.
 
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