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(The Scottish Sun)   They said I could become anything, so I decided to look like I was Minecraft   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-29 1:11:30 PM  
Roberta Z'Dar.
 
2020-06-29 1:27:56 PM  
there's a lot to unpack in this story:

chick is 19 and not overweight but already getting "double chin plastic surgery"
in the "after" pic she looks to be in her 30s
she definitely looks much older than her "dad"
she was told the swelling was temporary, yet chose to plaster it all over social media
which makes me think this entire thing was for media attention to begin with
therefore this entire family is horrid
 
2020-06-29 1:31:13 PM  
What an idiot. She was beautiful before. No fat in her face. Surgeons need to be held liable for doing unnecessary surgery on people who are obviously delusional.
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2020-06-29 1:45:35 PM  
Chin fat? on her? I think she's suffering from body dysmorphia.
 
2020-06-29 1:59:03 PM  
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Robert Z'dar approves!
 
2020-06-29 2:00:17 PM  
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2020-06-29 2:01:20 PM  
Yikes.

I'm on the fence about plastic surgery.  For serious life altering disfigurements, sure.
Electively, I feel like if it's going to help you by making you feel normal, go for it.  But you should examine what your perception of normal is and if that's actually a goal to strive for.
 
2020-06-29 2:01:26 PM  

ltdanman44: [Fark user image 225x225]

Robert Z'dar approves!


* shakes tiny face-shaped fist *
 
2020-06-29 2:03:08 PM  
The Sun seems to be getting a lot of greens today.
 
2020-06-29 2:04:00 PM  
 
2020-06-29 2:04:24 PM  
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2020-06-29 2:05:18 PM  
It's the Sun, so now I doubt the existence of plastic surgery.
 
2020-06-29 2:05:35 PM  
Maybe "faceboxelder" is a better tag than "facepalm"
 
2020-06-29 2:12:40 PM  
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2020-06-29 2:14:35 PM  
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Waxin' and milkin' all of y'all square heads!
 
2020-06-29 2:14:36 PM  
This is The Sun, people.  There is a good chance that NONE of this is even true. The way I see this unfolding is the girl had some sort of oral surgery (I looked like Nixon after wisdom tooth removal), posted a pic online, whatever sentient fungus the Sun has trolling social media offered her five pounds, kroner's, sheep stomachs or whatever they use for currency over there for rights to story, which they turned into this piece of garbage I refuse to even click on.  Seriously, why are we encouraging the stupidization of the world by feeding these assholes clicks?
 
2020-06-29 2:23:55 PM  

WithinReason: The Sun seems to be getting a lot of greens today.


Drew's yacht ain't gonna buy itself.
 
2020-06-29 2:24:10 PM  
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2020-06-29 2:25:05 PM  
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2020-06-29 2:28:00 PM  

Walker: What an idiot. She was beautiful before. No fat in her face. Surgeons need to be held liable for doing unnecessary surgery on people who are obviously delusional.
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If that was really her before, then yes, the girl has some issues if she is already resorting to plastic surgery.

What is the poor dear going to do in 10-20 years, when her skin starts to age (especially given that she very likely tans) and things aren't as perky as they were fresh from the factory.

I'm early 40s.  If you don't look too close I pass for a lot younger.  Look at my skin, and you realize I'm about 5 years from being 'shoeleather'.
 
2020-06-29 2:32:11 PM  
Just change your diet to include more cow pie - you'll be fine.

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2020-06-29 2:34:50 PM  
Does she have to move these refrigerators and color TVs?
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2020-06-29 2:36:16 PM  

luckyeddie: Just change your diet to include more cow pie - you'll be fine.

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Lol...Desperate Dan.  I found the Brit!
 
2020-06-29 2:38:42 PM  
 
2020-06-29 2:39:09 PM  

btch_cakes: Does she have to move these refrigerators and color TVs?
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that's a great song. iconic even.
 
2020-06-29 2:39:27 PM  

MBooda: IRestoreFurniture: Yikes.

I'm on the fence about plastic surgery.

https://www.discoverylife.com/tv-shows​/the-day-i-almost-died/videos/impaled-​through-the-face-by-a-fence-post


I'm just glad that's spelled out in the url so it saves me a click, and my lunch.
 
2020-06-29 2:42:15 PM  
uhm wait, why are all comments wishing someone well and better health deleted? is that some fark etiquette rule i've yet to learn?
 
2020-06-29 2:42:21 PM  
Square Head is an insult in Quebec French.

/Tabarnac!
 
2020-06-29 2:44:45 PM  
Be happy with the way you are.

And WEAR A MASK! (because of Covid, not to avoid scaring little kids)
 
2020-06-29 2:46:20 PM  

luna1580: uhm wait, why are all comments wishing someone well and better health deleted? is that some fark etiquette rule i've yet to learn?


Do not taunt the Powers that Be.  That can get you a vacation.
 
2020-06-29 2:47:16 PM  
She was cute before, but also, clearly insane.   People who do this unnecessary surgery shiat are a little twisted.
 
2020-06-29 2:49:20 PM  
Can't fix those eyebrows.
 
2020-06-29 2:50:50 PM  

luna1580: uhm wait, why are all comments wishing someone well and better health deleted? is that some fark etiquette rule i've yet to learn?


i'm being serious, not funny. maybe a decade here isn't long enough to learn what the hell is going on. i did not see a single comment offering anything but reassurance.

if someone opines on self-harm is everything automatically deleted?

and if so do the mods send a wellness check to the users real-life home? how would that even be possible?

as a person with my own mental health issues i can say "deleting" is usually not terribly supportive.

oh well.
 
2020-06-29 2:56:26 PM  

luna1580: luna1580: uhm wait, why are all comments wishing someone well and better health deleted? is that some fark etiquette rule i've yet to learn?

i'm being serious, not funny. maybe a decade here isn't long enough to learn what the hell is going on. i did not see a single comment offering anything but reassurance.

if someone opines on self-harm is everything automatically deleted?

and if so do the mods send a wellness check to the users real-life home? how would that even be possible?

as a person with my own mental health issues i can say "deleting" is usually not terribly supportive.

oh well.


I suspect what happened was, that if the original comment is deleted, all the responses go as well.

If your post now says "deleted: referenced deleted comment" that's what went on.
 
2020-06-29 2:58:05 PM  
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Remember kids...
Plastic surgery can make you end up looking like Kryten from Red Dwarf !
 
2020-06-29 2:59:39 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: luna1580: luna1580: uhm wait, why are all comments wishing someone well and better health deleted? is that some fark etiquette rule i've yet to learn?

i'm being serious, not funny. maybe a decade here isn't long enough to learn what the hell is going on. i did not see a single comment offering anything but reassurance.

if someone opines on self-harm is everything automatically deleted?

and if so do the mods send a wellness check to the users real-life home? how would that even be possible?

as a person with my own mental health issues i can say "deleting" is usually not terribly supportive.

oh well.

I suspect what happened was, that if the original comment is deleted, all the responses go as well.

If your post now says "deleted: referenced deleted comment" that's what went on.


thank you for the sensible and literal answer.
 
2020-06-29 3:03:10 PM  

luna1580: btch_cakes: Does she have to move these refrigerators and color TVs?
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that's a great song. iconic even.


Best opening ever
 
2020-06-29 3:05:15 PM  
What a blockhead might look like.

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2020-06-29 3:05:29 PM  
Poor girl. She was a cutie anyway.

This does seem like an extended lesson in Vanity. She'll get to live a real-life version of one of those exposes on the treatment of obese folks where they use a fat suit and makeup to show how differently you get treated.
 
2020-06-29 3:05:55 PM  
That's more Goldeneye-era console than minecraft.
 
2020-06-29 3:07:49 PM  
[DUMBASS] tag unavailable, subby?
 
2020-06-29 3:10:39 PM  
Was a card board box, construction paper, and crafting supplies to hard to work with? Some life choices should thought through more carefully before acting.
 
2020-06-29 3:15:06 PM  

GrogSmash: luna1580: uhm wait, why are all comments wishing someone well and better health deleted? is that some fark etiquette rule i've yet to learn?

Do not taunt the Powers that Be.  That can get you a vacation.


i got one once. but it was for drunk posting models showing too much skin! 😂 in a drunk effort to "prove" women of many ages and nationalities could be sexy. and i'm a mostly straight female myself. but i went way way overboard on showing skin!

anyway, i hope no one gets "a vacation" for sincerely telling another they deserve good health care.

every person on earth should have access to good physical and mental health care. for free.
 
2020-06-29 3:19:29 PM  

btch_cakes: Does she have to move these refrigerators and color TVs?
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2020-06-29 3:21:30 PM  

MythDragon: luna1580: btch_cakes: Does she have to move these refrigerators and color TVs?
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that's a great song. iconic even.

Best opening ever


Sorry, but that song will be cancelled soon enough due to the repeated use of a word for a bundle of sticks.
 
2020-06-29 3:32:45 PM  
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She did not age well?
 
2020-06-29 3:36:10 PM  

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She did not age well?


Square head not our queen!
 
2020-06-29 3:37:00 PM  
The problem with cosmetic surgery is that you are changing the ending to your own movie without knowing how it would end naturally.

Don't go there for vanity alone.
 
2020-06-29 3:42:53 PM  

studebaker hoch: The problem with cosmetic surgery is that you are changing the ending to your own movie without knowing how it would end naturally.

Don't go there for vanity alone.


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2020-06-29 4:19:05 PM  
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