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(The Sun)   The first rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not to try to break it up (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-29 2:39:51 PM  
13 votes:
You mean the cobra chickens, subby?


[Below applies to all geese and swans, IMO]
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2020-06-29 12:06:54 PM  
10 votes:
I know who can handle this...

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2020-06-29 1:27:12 PM  
9 votes:
I got hit completely blindsided by another kid and lost my glasses.

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2020-06-29 1:01:04 PM  
7 votes:
Shocking video shows Jeffrey Phillips, 55, being pushed into the water from behind by a flip flop-wearing yob in Limehouse

I figured out who writes Biden's stuff.
 
2020-06-29 2:03:20 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-06-29 1:48:48 PM  
6 votes:
Swan fight?

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2020-06-29 1:54:01 PM  
4 votes:
We have a couple of trumpeter swans in the lake near us. They will slap the living piss out of any Canuckian goose that lands on their waters.
It's nature's perfect substitute for the closed-down NHL right now.
 
2020-06-29 3:33:59 PM  
3 votes:

oldfarthenry: We have a couple of trumpeter swans in the lake near us.


Do they wear little MAGA hats?
 
2020-06-29 2:49:04 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-29 4:01:05 PM  
1 vote:

GrogSmash: xxBirdMadGirlxx: GrogSmash: Back in the stne ages, when I was in University, there was a pond outside the apartment building I lived in, with ducks, geese, and a mating pair of swams.

The ducks would keep a good 5' separation from the geese, or they would get smacked around.

Everything kept at least 10' from the swans, or they got *dead*.

I have been smacked around by a goose before, and I luckily walked away with some truly impressive bruises.  I can just imagine how much damage a farking swan could do.

Depending on breed, you're looking at an 6-8 foot wingspan. From what I understand, they're not really as strong as rumor has it but they're still not something I want to go messing about.

Well, assuming an average adult weighs 20-30lbs, those breast muscles have to pack a hell of a whallop to get them airborne.


African or European swan?
 
2020-06-29 3:45:53 PM  
1 vote:

SBinRR: oldfarthenry: We have a couple of trumpeter swans in the lake near us.

Do they wear little MAGA hats?


They might - or they're heads are covered in the blood of their enemies.
I'm scared of them either way.
 
2020-06-29 3:06:10 PM  
1 vote:

UberDave: I know who can handle this...

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What's next?  Bobbies chasing after boobies?

\better not be obscure
 
2020-06-29 2:00:15 PM  
1 vote:

Salmon: I don't condone kicking animals nor most humans but I cannot help but laugh whenever anyone gets pushed into the drink.

It was such an integral ritual growing up with lakes, river and ocean - someone's getting pushed from the shore or dock and it's all fair game.


its called assualt you dolt...if we are lucky someone will push you in front of a train
 
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