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(The Sun)   The first rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not to try to break it up (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-29 1:41:50 PM  
6 votes:
Just in time I remembered the third rule: Don't click on Sun links.
 
2020-06-29 1:37:53 PM  
5 votes:
Swans are vicious bastards and will fark you up.
 
2020-06-29 2:43:38 PM  
2 votes:

RyansPrivates: You mean the cobra chickens, subby?


[Below applies to all geese and swans, IMO]
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Buhahaha..  possibly the most fitting name I have ever heard for those hissing bastards.
 
2020-06-29 2:22:49 PM  
2 votes:

xxBirdMadGirlxx: GrogSmash: Back in the stne ages, when I was in University, there was a pond outside the apartment building I lived in, with ducks, geese, and a mating pair of swams.

The ducks would keep a good 5' separation from the geese, or they would get smacked around.

Everything kept at least 10' from the swans, or they got *dead*.

I have been smacked around by a goose before, and I luckily walked away with some truly impressive bruises.  I can just imagine how much damage a farking swan could do.

Depending on breed, you're looking at an 6-8 foot wingspan. From what I understand, they're not really as strong as rumor has it but they're still not something I want to go messing about.


Well, assuming an average adult weighs 20-30lbs, those breast muscles have to pack a hell of a whallop to get them airborne.
 
2020-06-29 2:16:56 PM  
2 votes:

GrogSmash: Back in the stne ages, when I was in University, there was a pond outside the apartment building I lived in, with ducks, geese, and a mating pair of swams.

The ducks would keep a good 5' separation from the geese, or they would get smacked around.

Everything kept at least 10' from the swans, or they got *dead*.

I have been smacked around by a goose before, and I luckily walked away with some truly impressive bruises.  I can just imagine how much damage a farking swan could do.


Depending on breed, you're looking at an 6-8 foot wingspan. From what I understand, they're not really as strong as rumor has it but they're still not something I want to go messing about.
 
2020-06-29 2:03:28 PM  
2 votes:

Turbo Cojones: FrancoFile: Swans are vicious bastards and will fark you up.

Only when they have cygnets.  Super protective  parents


No. Swans are just jerks all the time. If there was a bird society, swans would be the power tripping, roided-out cops of BirdWorld
 
2020-06-29 1:53:01 PM  
2 votes:
It never ceases to amaze me how The Sun can turn a paragraph worth of information into a freaking novella.
 
2020-06-29 1:01:04 PM  
2 votes:
Shocking video shows Jeffrey Phillips, 55, being pushed into the water from behind by a flip flop-wearing yob in Limehouse

I figured out who writes Biden's stuff.
 
2020-06-29 2:39:38 PM  
1 vote:
Farking Swans. And geese. Angry bastards that belong on the dinner table.
 
2020-06-29 2:00:15 PM  
1 vote:

Salmon: I don't condone kicking animals nor most humans but I cannot help but laugh whenever anyone gets pushed into the drink.

It was such an integral ritual growing up with lakes, river and ocean - someone's getting pushed from the shore or dock and it's all fair game.


its called assualt you dolt...if we are lucky someone will push you in front of a train
 
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