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(Daily Mail)   Successful Nigerian scammer forgets that the first rule to remaining successful is to not get noticed by authorities   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-29 12:51:43 PM  
One down.  How many more influencers do we have to go until they're all gone?
 
2020-06-29 3:46:53 PM  

LordBeavis: One down.  How many more influencers do we have to go until they're all gone?


They're like weeds.  Get rid of one another and yet more will soon follow.
 
2020-06-29 3:47:13 PM  
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2020-06-29 3:48:12 PM  
Kanye got fat.
 
2020-06-29 3:52:06 PM  
It is believed that investigators found email addresses of two million victims on several phones and computers seized during the operation.

Dude has been busy.
 
2020-06-29 3:57:54 PM  
That's pretty much what happened to Trump Org. they were humming along, grifting everyone, then suddenly he accidentally became president and people started going to jail.
 
2020-06-29 4:09:21 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:17:27 PM  
Nigerian, please... (There is a comedian who is the son of a Nigerian immigrant with a hilarious bit like that).
 
2020-06-29 4:19:44 PM  
In Nigeria, the first rule of remaining a successful criminal is to give the authorities their cut.
 
2020-06-29 4:34:03 PM  

WalkingSedgwick: In Nigeria, the first rule of remaining a successful criminal is to give the authorities their cut.


First rule is..actually do it in Nigeria, NOT in a country that has extradition agreements with the US and a surprisingly effective, though low-key electronic-crimes division.
 
2020-06-29 4:44:04 PM  

Man_Without_A_Hat: LordBeavis: One down.  How many more influencers do we have to go until they're all gone?

They're like weeds.  Get rid of one another and yet more will soon follow.


I would say a hydra.  As weeds while annoying aren't exactly dangerous.  They do the same things plants do, they're just not as pretty.

Hydras OTOH can do damage.  So I say they're hydras.
 
2020-06-29 4:47:26 PM  

Resident Muslim: WalkingSedgwick: In Nigeria, the first rule of remaining a successful criminal is to give the authorities their cut.

First rule is..actually do it in Nigeria, NOT in a country that has extradition agreements with the US and a surprisingly effective, though low-key electronic-crimes division.


My question is why did the FBI arrest him in dubai?  Why didn't they give info to dubai police to arrest then extradite?  It's kinda weird in my opinion that FBI went there, arrested him, handed him over to Dubai authorities and then filed paperwork to extradite him.  It's almost backwards.

I know when we took down one of the Russian card skimming crew in Thailand or whatever Southeastern Asian Island countries we had agents with the local police, but we weren't kicking the doors.
 
2020-06-29 4:48:01 PM  
Hello I am write to tell you am lawyer for Instantgram Star Mr. Hushpuppi. His asses were frozen so he have no money to pay bail. Please if you send $500 dollars Mrs. Hushpuppi will pay you triple times that $2000 when he post bail and get his moneys back.

Let me know you got it so I can make you the moneys. I am also lawyer for Sununu Lazer you can googles him for you know I am the real guy.
 
2020-06-29 4:51:20 PM  
dkulprit:I would say a hydra.  As weeds while annoying aren't exactly dangerous.  They do the same things plants do, they're just not as pretty.

Hydras OTOH can do damage.  So I say they're hydras.


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2020-06-29 5:18:20 PM  
419 eater w fish on head
 
2020-06-29 5:26:01 PM  
As the old saying goes, pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
 
2020-06-29 5:56:15 PM  

dkulprit: Resident Muslim: WalkingSedgwick: In Nigeria, the first rule of remaining a successful criminal is to give the authorities their cut.

First rule is..actually do it in Nigeria, NOT in a country that has extradition agreements with the US and a surprisingly effective, though low-key electronic-crimes division.

My question is why did the FBI arrest him in dubai?  Why didn't they give info to dubai police to arrest then extradite?  It's kinda weird in my opinion that FBI went there, arrested him, handed him over to Dubai authorities and then filed paperwork to extradite him.  It's almost backwards.

I know when we took down one of the Russian card skimming crew in Thailand or whatever Southeastern Asian Island countries we had agents with the local police, but we weren't kicking the doors.


I was wondering the exact same thing.
 
2020-06-29 6:19:37 PM  
"Nigerian influencer" ... that is all.
 
2020-06-29 7:36:09 PM  
So that explains the letter I got today asking for Bail Money so he can get out to send me my Million Dollars
 
2020-06-29 8:38:49 PM  
Victims expecting to get money back.
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