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(Komo)   ♫ Sunny day, Sweeping the clouds away, On my way to where the bail is steep, Can you tell me how to get, How to get to 5th DUI street? ♫   (komonews.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Police dog, drunk driver, Sesame Workshop, Sesame Street, KOMO  
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2020-06-29 4:14:58 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-06-29 4:58:04 PM  
7 votes:
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 5 DUI's! AH AH AHHHHH!

/123 4 5, 6789 10, 11 12
 
2020-06-29 5:56:52 PM  
4 votes:
In the special episode of Sesame Street, a visitor recites his ABCs and finds out his BAC.
 
2020-06-29 5:11:09 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-29 1:42:38 PM  
3 votes:
I saw "5th DUI" and assumed this was a story about Matt Gaetz
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2020-06-29 6:47:41 PM  
2 votes:

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D is for Drinky. Dat good enough *hiccup* for me.
 
2020-06-29 7:25:37 PM  
1 vote:

Stormin Gorman: mmojo: romulusnr: At the end of Sesame Street is Big Bird Drive, and that's not a joke https://goo.gl/maps/5Y734RSFa7JW4​Vhe8

Close but no. Sesame Street is a cul-de-sac. But in season 50 the street across from Sesame Street was finally revealed after 50 years. That street is named Spinney Street.

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They're talking about the Sesame Street referenced in TFA, so yes, actually.


Dunno. The link went nowhere. Plus there is only one real Sesame Street anyway.
 
2020-06-29 6:58:54 PM  
1 vote:

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D is for Drinky. Dat good enough *hiccup* for me.


Vodka is a sometimes drink.
Along with bourbon, beer, cognac, mezcal, Scotch, tequila...
 
2020-06-29 6:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-29 5:39:01 PM  
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2020-06-29 5:29:25 PM  
1 vote:
Bulgaria...

If you have $20 you not only go free, you get the cops sister.
 
2020-06-29 5:06:37 PM  
1 vote:
♫ La la la la la la,Elmo's drunk ♫
 
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