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(Komo)   ♫ Sunny day, Sweeping the clouds away, On my way to where the bail is steep, Can you tell me how to get, How to get to 5th DUI street? ♫   (komonews.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Police dog, drunk driver, Sesame Workshop, Sesame Street, KOMO  
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1849 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jun 2020 at 4:50 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
I saw "5th DUI" and assumed this was a story about Matt Gaetz
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
At the end of Sesame Street is Big Bird Drive, and that's not a joke https://goo.gl/maps/5Y734RSFa7JW4​Vhe8
 
6 days ago  
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 5 DUI's! AH AH AHHHHH!

/123 4 5, 6789 10, 11 12
 
6 days ago  
...when you got HBO money, you can have as many DUIs as you want.
 
6 days ago  
Did we really need an Oscar the Grouch origin story? We can just assume he made some wrong turns.
 
6 days ago  
Pfft! Amateur. That's only one-third this guy has on his record...
 
6 days ago  
During the field sobriety test, when the officer asked him to recite the alphabet:

Sesame Street: ABC-DEF-GHI | Animated Lyric Video
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6 days ago  
♫ La la la la la la,Elmo's drunk ♫
 
6 days ago  
We need to adopt Bulgaria's punishments for DUI.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

romulusnr: At the end of Sesame Street is Big Bird Drive, and that's not a joke https://goo.gl/maps/5Y734RSFa7JW4​Vhe8


Close but no. Sesame Street is a cul-de-sac. But in season 50 the street across from Sesame Street was finally revealed after 50 years. That street is named Spinney Street.

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6 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: We need to adopt Bulgaria's punishments for DUI.


Yeah, eastern block country's are so progressive
 
6 days ago  
Why are soldiers arresting him. Is this on a military base?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Bulgaria...

If you have $20 you not only go free, you get the cops sister.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
In the special episode of Sesame Street, a visitor recites his ABCs and finds out his BAC.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Sexy Jesus: Why are soldiers arresting him. Is this on a military base?


I don't see anything about military being involved, but this is pretty close to Bangor submarine base. If he'd tried to run into the woods there he probably would have gotten shot, the Navy doesn't like people getting near their nuclear warheads.
 
6 days ago  

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D is for Drinky. Dat good enough *hiccup* for me.
 
6 days ago  

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D is for Drinky. Dat good enough *hiccup* for me.


Vodka is a sometimes drink.
Along with bourbon, beer, cognac, mezcal, Scotch, tequila...
 
6 days ago  
HOTY Candidate.  Good job subby.
 
6 days ago  

mmojo: romulusnr: At the end of Sesame Street is Big Bird Drive, and that's not a joke https://goo.gl/maps/5Y734RSFa7JW4​Vhe8

Close but no. Sesame Street is a cul-de-sac. But in season 50 the street across from Sesame Street was finally revealed after 50 years. That street is named Spinney Street.

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They're talking about the Sesame Street referenced in TFA, so yes, actually.
 
6 days ago  

Stormin Gorman: mmojo: romulusnr: At the end of Sesame Street is Big Bird Drive, and that's not a joke https://goo.gl/maps/5Y734RSFa7JW4​Vhe8

Close but no. Sesame Street is a cul-de-sac. But in season 50 the street across from Sesame Street was finally revealed after 50 years. That street is named Spinney Street.

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They're talking about the Sesame Street referenced in TFA, so yes, actually.


Dunno. The link went nowhere. Plus there is only one real Sesame Street anyway.
 
6 days ago  
This is awesome.
 
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