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5327 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2020 at 10:57 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
Original Tweet:

 
4 days ago  
"Stupid people"
 
4 days ago  
So apparently only 5% of Republicans oppose Russian Bounties on US troops
 
4 days ago  
Only a truly stupid President would continue the same old lies in public where people can see him.
But then we all know that and still he persists.
 
4 days ago  
That tweet was more illiterate than most.
 
4 days ago  

snocone: Only a truly stupid President would continue the same old lies in public where people can see him.
But then we all know that and still he persists.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_lie​
 
4 days ago  
HEY GUISE, AMONG A GROUP OF DESPICABLE, MORALLY BANKRUPT ASSHOLES, I HAVE A 95% APPROVAL RATING!
 
4 days ago  
There must have been a lot of Russian bounty money to collect off that now missing 1%.
 
4 days ago  
no Justice's, no peace
 
4 days ago  
He later continued: "I May Not Bee A Perfekt Riter But At Lees't Im Not Librul And Am Much Much Smrter Then All Thoe's Peeple Hoo Hate Me."
 
4 days ago  
At least one of those two groups is definitely stupid
 
4 days ago  
This checks out.  It's authentic presidential gibberish.
 
4 days ago  
Life, and much more!
 
4 days ago  

Mad Scientist: That tweet was more illiterate than most.


He sneaked off to the toilet for this one.  It has that realistic smell to it.
 
4 days ago  
"People who don't support me are stupid!"

It's a great message.
 
4 days ago  
1% died to prove that masks are for sheeple, and to show that book-larnin' lady that the only letters they need to know are C-S-A.
 
4 days ago  
Fark off and die horribly, you bloviating parasite.
 
4 days ago  
He just called the 1% stupid people.
 
4 days ago  
Of that 95%, how many are Bounty Hunters with Farsi names?
 
4 days ago  

cooldaddygroove: "Stupid people"


Funny way to spell "people with souls."
 
4 days ago  
Even if it were true (and it isn't), 95% of 30% is not quite the overwhelming support he believes it to be.
 
4 days ago  
He doesn't even have 95% approval in his own family.
 
4 days ago  
I want to know what one bounty would get a taliban guy, then ask trump if that was a good deal.
 
4 days ago  
He's even starting to lose favor in his imagination.
 
4 days ago  
He usually ticks the percentage up by one every time he does this.  But I'm sure he just forgot where he left off last time, so he just picked one in the top 5 percentile and went with that.
 
4 days ago  
So he's losing in the polls, badly, and he decides to insult the 5% of Republicans who don't already support him.  People who are really the only ones that MIGHT potentially support him who don't currently.

What's that ancient saying? Don't interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake?

Carry on Mr President.
 
4 days ago  
So 1% of republicans have already died of the 'rona? Its a start.
 
4 days ago  
how can anyone see this and think,

yep, that guy should be in charge.
 
4 days ago  
life

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/thanks don
 
4 days ago  
OK, which poll is he referring to?  From where?  Or is this one of those "only in his head" things?
 
4 days ago  
95% complicit, then?
 
4 days ago  
"Life" - is he (finally) admitting to murdering those who disagree???
 
4 days ago  
"If you're a republican and you don't like me, you're stupid."

How did this become ok? How did this kind of drivel become what we expect from the President of the United States of America? How can people not have a problem with this?
 
4 days ago  
The problem for him is that the Republican Party has been hemorrhaging members for decades now, thanks in no small part to him.
 
4 days ago  
He keeps the military powerful by keeping it on it's toes.   There, see, now submissively allowing Putin to drop hit contracts on US soldiers is all part of the plan.  Y'know like a live drill training, at all times.
 
4 days ago  
Or the 5% want those things but it's painfuly obvious you manage to fark up everything.

You can't even make up statistics as well as you used to.
 
4 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: This checks out.  It's authentic presidential gibberish.


Gabby Johnson is right!!!
 
4 days ago  
Let's assume, just for a minute, that the 96% or 95% number is actually true and verifiable.

I'll wait while you stop laughing.

OK, assuming that, he hasn't talked about the elephant in the room: the fact that people are actively deserting the GOP.  When you keep making the pie smaller and smaller, who cares what fraction you get to keep?
 
4 days ago  
Life? The magazine or the cereal
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
So basically, if you are pro-Trump you are stupid.  Great Us vs.Them mentality.  Everything one wants in a politician.

How about we give you another casino in exchange for your resignation?  I am sure you will have ample time to bankrupt to before kicking the bucket.
 
4 days ago  

LeoffDaGrate: OK, which poll is he referring to?  From where?  Or is this one of those "only in his head" things?


They polled his campaign staff and told them anyone who didn't support him was fired.
5% had a new job lined up.
 
4 days ago  
I fully expect those 5% to rise up and complain loudly when that Clinton Woman said that those people were deplorable.
 
4 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: This checks out.  It's authentic presidential gibberish.


All that was missing was something about no one going to rouin his bishen cutter.
 
4 days ago  
95%...of stump pullers named Cletus seem to approve

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4 days ago  
Choice for Vets,

Death?
 
4 days ago  
"Stupid people"

Like people who randomly capitalize words that need not be capitalized?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
More mistakes than a fark comment. Sad.
 
4 days ago  
Stupid people add possessive apostrophes where they aren't necessary.
 
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