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(History Channel)   On this day in history, in 1613, the Globe Theater, where most of Shakespeare's plays debuted, burned down, which is why bards no longer have access to fire spells   (history.com) divider line
    More: Vintage, Richard Burbage, Globe Theatre, Cuthbert Burbage, William Shakespeare, The Theatre, Lord Chamberlain's Men, Burbage's Theater, permanent theater  
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2020-06-29 11:25:17 AM  
28 votes:
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2020-06-29 3:16:00 PM  
12 votes:
"911 what's your emergency?"

"ABLAZE IS NOW THIS FAIR AMPHITHEATRE"

"Wut?"

"ALAS INFERNO NOW CONVERTS THESE HALLOWED WALLS TO A PYRE"

"Wut?"

"RAGING HEREIN WITH THE REDNESS OF THE GAZE OF A THOUSAND DEMONS, ALL IS AFLICKER"

"Wut?"

"CONFLAGRATION NOW HEADLINES THIS FAIR STAGE"

"Wut?"

"ENKINDLED THESE PREMISES ARE AS IF TO HEAT THE HEAVENS ABOVE"
 
2020-06-29 1:38:26 PM  
12 votes:
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2020-06-29 1:27:15 PM  
6 votes:
<save vs. uncontrollable laughter at headline>

<roll roll roll>

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Bwahahaha!
 
2020-06-29 3:52:26 PM  
5 votes:

GrogSmash: ImpendingCynic: I hate to be pedantic, but do we ever take the switch to the Gregorian Calendar into account with these things?

I see you've never used the new java.time package in java.

All I want is a farking date-time stamp you farking PoS!!!  I shouldn't have to do a a half dozen class perversions to get one!


You need to use the right tool for the job.
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2020-06-29 1:57:40 PM  
5 votes:

FunkJunkie: Ackshually 5e bards can take any spell with the magical secrets class feature, fireball is a common choice to provide a versatile offensive spell option


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2020-06-29 11:20:11 AM  
5 votes:
Nerds still have access to lightning bolt....lightning bolt...lightning bolt
 
2020-06-29 5:01:24 PM  
4 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Bards don't mind having their psychic cantrip, there's way more critters resistant/immune to fire damage.


My best use/interpretation of the vicious mockery was when we encountered an ogre and I said "hey ogre let me sing the song of your people" and sang Smashmouth's "Rockstar."
 
2020-06-29 1:30:49 PM  
4 votes:
Lightening is still ok though?
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2020-06-29 1:30:47 PM  
4 votes:
Forsooth, my good fellow - play guardian to my tankard of mead & behold this!
 
2020-06-29 3:15:54 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-29 1:43:28 PM  
3 votes:
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Well done, subby
 
2020-06-29 1:40:17 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-29 1:32:42 PM  
3 votes:
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So I built another
 
2020-06-29 2:25:12 PM  
2 votes:
Look, it was either burn the theatre down, or allow a portal to the Carrionite world open up.

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2020-06-29 1:26:38 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-29 1:24:47 PM  
2 votes:
Some men just want to watch the world Burn
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2020-06-29 3:20:27 PM  
1 vote:

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image 735x585}


This is my group right now we have a guys daughter playing a bard I think this is her first ever campaign basically every fight we get close to being slaughtered.

GM:  Bard what are you doing?

"uhhh I keep playing"

GM tries to encourage her and gives hints etc but it hasnt sunk in yet, hopefully next campaign she switches to a fighter or something that we can point in a direction and say kill that.
 
2020-06-29 2:55:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-29 2:44:15 PM  
1 vote:
I preferred the shows at The Disc.
 
2020-06-29 2:15:49 PM  
1 vote:

Short Victoria's War: FunkJunkie: Ackshually 5e bards can take any spell with the magical secrets class feature, fireball is a common choice to provide a versatile offensive spell option

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So, to anyone but your character, you just appear to have a sword that always glows??
 
2020-06-29 2:10:34 PM  
1 vote:
Bards don't need fireball when they can charm someone who has it.

Bards = the ultimate delegator
 
2020-06-29 1:32:50 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: Nerds still have access to lightning bolt....lightning bolt...lightning bolt


*shakes tiny wand*
 
2020-06-29 1:31:19 PM  
1 vote:
Damnit, Moon Moon!
 
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