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(The Cut)   "We refer to it as 'Bunny Ebola.'" Daaamn 2020, you *suck*   (thecut.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
13 votes:
Okay, this is very important.  No one, I mean no one, eat any rabbit right now, and if you do, for the love of God, make sure it is not undercooked.  You all here me?


You guys are gonna eat undercooked rabbit aren't you?
 
6 days ago  
13 votes:
You sleep with a Playboy Playmate and get an STD. The kids call it getting bunny Ebola.
 
6 days ago  
12 votes:
I blame patty cake infidelity

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6 days ago  
8 votes:

nitefallz: Holy fark.  This was the beginning of how my 2020 took a nose dive. Mid February, my bunny was showing signs of lethargy and not being able to get  up, kind if just pancaked, so I came home and he started convulsing and hollering then passed away while I was holding him.  I don't remember if there was blood around the mouth, but there was blood on his bum.  He had been otherwise healthy we think a few days/weeks prior.

Then one cat passed away, then covid, then another cat, then more covid.  fark you, 2020


Sorry to hear about your pancaked bunny. Here's another to cheer you up.
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6 days ago  
7 votes:
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6 days ago  
7 votes:
Reaction from the beagle community is mixed:
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From happy to very happy.
 
6 days ago  
6 votes:
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Rabbititisosis?
 
6 days ago  
6 votes:
Great. Global, virulent, contagious hare loss.
 
6 days ago  
6 votes:
Bunny Ebola is the name of my Echo & The Bunnymen cover band

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6 days ago  
5 votes:

winedrinkingman: Okay, this is very important.  No one, I mean no one, eat any rabbit right now, and if you do, for the love of God, make sure it is not undercooked.  You all here me?


You guys are gonna eat undercooked rabbit aren't you?


"Nooo" he said through a mouthful of undercooked rabbit.
 
6 days ago  
3 votes:

GrogSmash: Do you have any idea what the environmental impact would be of wiping out bats?  They primarily feed on insects (at least in NA).  Each one of those bat caves eat a couple tons, literally, of insects each night.


I am entirely serious.

In areas without endemic malaria, we can learn to cope with massive increases in mosquitoes and other insects. We cannot live with bats developing increasingly effective, and now society-destroying, pandemic pathogens every few years.

SARS, followed by MERS, was the warning that we needed to get rid of the bat population. SARS-CoV-2 was the result of failing to do it. Assuming we survive SARS-CoV-2, we might not survive SARS-CoV-3, or whatever else the bat population creates for us next.

It's us or them.
 
6 days ago  
3 votes:

uncleacid: [Fark user image image 429x600]


It's never lepus.
 
6 days ago  
3 votes:

iamskibibitz: RHDV2 is "way more infectious than COVID,"

Great. All it takes is a weirdo with a rabbit sex fetish and humanity is royally farked. Can't wait.


Come on you know you would do Jessica Rabbit.
 
6 days ago  
3 votes:
"Bunny Ebola"? Not "The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"?

/five
 
6 days ago  
3 votes:
OK, OK, rabbit season.
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:
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Simon doing a comic a day on instagram, pretty awesome.
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:
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6 days ago  
2 votes:

GrogSmash: WalkingSedgwick: mofa: BTW:
There's a virus attacking bats in Canada and the U.S. that isn't the novel Coronavirus. It causes White Mouth Syndrome, and it screws up their (sleep patterns and therefore their) reproductive patterns. If you go into a cave large enough to support a population of bats, the U.S. Forest Service (and likely their Canadian counterparts) insists that you never use those particular shoes/boots in any other cave. I.e., those shoes/boots should only be used in that specific cave in the future.

Don't take the law into your own hands, but it's very bad policy for governments to demand that people protect the bats.

Given how many dangerous viruses, including SARS, MERS, and now SARS-CoV-2, that bats develop for deployment into humans, the only good bat is a dead bat.

We should be spreading white mouth syndrome as aggressively as possible, and seeking to wipe bats off the face of the earth, by any and all means necessary.

Let's see how much they like being killed by a pandemic.

Err, pretty sure you are not being serious, or I sure as hell hope you aren't.


Either not serious or with significant bat-related issues.  Joker-like typing detected either way.
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:
I've read this is bullshiat. Elmer Fudd recently had his second amendment rights taken away and had his gun removed. Bugs Bunny feels he won the war, finally. Elmer's now spreading this news that rabbits are dying for no reason in order to get back at Bugs in order to spread fear in the rabbit population and ruin Bug's chances with Judy Hope's.

You know what? I got nothing
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:
RHDV2 is "way more infectious than COVID,"

Great. All it takes is a weirdo with a rabbit sex fetish and humanity is royally farked. Can't wait.
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:
Virus jumping the species barrier to bats, then humans, in 3 ... 2 ... 1.

Because 2020, that's why.
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:
When life gives you dead bunnies, make dead bunny stew.

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6 days ago  
2 votes:

evilsofa: Meh. Rabbits have an extremely effective defense against any infectious agent: they outbreed it.


Except that they live in Warrens and have no idea WTF is happening. So good luck with them wearing face masks and social distancing
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
Thank God that Hugh Hefner didn't live long enough to witness this carnage.
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

mofa: BTW:
There's a virus attacking bats in Canada and the U.S. that isn't the novel Coronavirus. It causes White Mouth Syndrome, and it screws up their (sleep patterns and therefore their) reproductive patterns. If you go into a cave large enough to support a population of bats, the U.S. Forest Service (and likely their Canadian counterparts) insists that you never use those particular shoes/boots in any other cave. I.e., those shoes/boots should only be used in that specific cave in the future.

Please protect our bats.

// They protect Gotham City and, on occasion, the entire planet. And they eat a lot odd bugs.


DEEP STATE CONSPIRACY! You can't tell me what to do! You're not the boss of me! I go where I want! I do what I want! FREEDUMB! Who cares about stupid bats, anyway? - Every survivalist MAGAt everywhere.
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

WalkingSedgwick: Given how many dangerous viruses, including SARS, MERS, and now SARS-CoV-2, that bats develop for deployment into humans, the only good bat is a dead bat.


WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU

BATS ARE A KEYSTONE SPECIES WORLDWIDE. FRUIT BATS POLLINATE. INSECT EATING BATS KEEP YOUR DUMB ASS FROM GETTING A VARIETY OF MOSQUITO BORNE ILLNESS.

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Just because you think they have zoonotic disease that's coming for us doesn't mean you get to vote them for death! THEY'RE SPREADING TO US BECAUSE WE ARE DESTROYING THEIR HABITATS YOU JACKASS.

You, sir, are an utter psychopath and bats are doing NOTHING farking wrong! If anything, it's humanity that kicked the balance over!
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

WalkingSedgwick: GrogSmash: Do you have any idea what the environmental impact would be of wiping out bats?  They primarily feed on insects (at least in NA).  Each one of those bat caves eat a couple tons, literally, of insects each night.

I am entirely serious.

In areas without endemic malaria, we can learn to cope with massive increases in mosquitoes and other insects. We cannot live with bats developing increasingly effective, and now society-destroying, pandemic pathogens every few years.

SARS, followed by MERS, was the warning that we needed to get rid of the bat population. SARS-CoV-2 was the result of failing to do it. Assuming we survive SARS-CoV-2, we might not survive SARS-CoV-3, or whatever else the bat population creates for us next.

It's us or them.


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6 days ago  
1 vote:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: nitefallz: Holy fark.  This was the beginning of how my 2020 took a nose dive. Mid February, my bunny was showing signs of lethargy and not being able to get  up, kind if just pancaked, so I came home and he started convulsing and hollering then passed away while I was holding him.  I don't remember if there was blood around the mouth, but there was blood on his bum.  He had been otherwise healthy we think a few days/weeks prior.

Then one cat passed away, then covid, then another cat, then more covid.  fark you, 2020

Wow, you've had a pretty rough year. Sorry to hear about losing all those pets and the COVID-29, twice!

But yeah, if the novel coronavirus and this bunny virus ever got together and shared RNA...and coronavirus gained the ability to survive for months on surfaces...and had a 50-70% mortality rate...I hate to think what that would mean for humankind.


Keanu Reeves already did that movie.  He was kind of a softee wanting his room at the fancy ImPerIAL Hotel in Tokyo.

/it's funny they use $10,000 as the outrageous inflated cost of a high quality future hooker
//in the mean time Trump already paid 15 times that
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
That's it, I'm going back to the 1980's.

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I don't ever want to see you again 2020, your such a bugger!

*Whooooomp! Whooooomp!*

MTV here I come!
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
Holy fark.  This was the beginning of how my 2020 took a nose dive. Mid February, my bunny was showing signs of lethargy and not being able to get  up, kind if just pancaked, so I came home and he started convulsing and hollering then passed away while I was holding him.  I don't remember if there was blood around the mouth, but there was blood on his bum.  He had been otherwise healthy we think a few days/weeks prior.

Then one cat passed away, then covid, then another cat, then more covid.  fark you, 2020
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
Damnit.  I am having a brainfart.

For some reason I'm thinking this is actually man-made.  I remember there was some nutjob back in the 50s that released a virus into the european rabbit population to control them (vermin conteol), and damn near wiped out the rabbit population in all of europe and the UK.

I can't find a decent link that describes it though...
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
Meh. Rabbits have an extremely effective defense against any infectious agent: they outbreed it.
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
Man someone really pissed off the grim-reaper this year.
 
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