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(Daily Wire)   So, let me get this straight. You tried to intimidate Jeff Bezos with a guillotine. The man who posted his own nude pics to defeat a blackmailer? The richest man man in the world? A man who went from selling books to selling everything? Good luck   (dailywire.com) divider line
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2020-06-29 9:06:17 AM  
Linking to the Dailywire should result in both of your hands being bludgeoned with hammers until you can no longer work a keyboard. You can use the recovery time to ponder what you did wrong.
 
2020-06-29 9:10:44 AM  
Did OWS / BLM / Antifa ever set up guillotines? And why didn't they?
 
2020-06-29 9:16:01 AM  
I'm just here to downvote Ben Shapiro.
 
2020-06-29 9:37:19 AM  
So rich he can afford an extra f in his name!

/Mods change headline in 3...2...
 
2020-06-29 9:41:40 AM  

TabASlotB: So rich he can afford an extra f in his name!

/Mods change headline in 3...2...


And delete any reference to us peons mocking them...
 
2020-06-29 9:50:55 AM  

TabASlotB: So rich he can afford an extra f in his name!

/Mods change headline in 3...2...


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2020-06-29 9:59:18 AM  
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2020-06-29 10:24:45 AM  
Goddammit, the house you want to be protesting at is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
 
2020-06-29 10:38:27 AM  
How I imagine Bezos looking out his front window:
Ooooooh, the Germans!
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2020-06-29 10:40:58 AM  
I mean the part that REALLY intimidates him is when that angry mob beats down his private security and drags him to the guillotine
 
2020-06-29 10:41:33 AM  
amateurs. one $10K ad in Greasy Biker Monthly for a free beer bash at 'this address' on 4th of July would have really got the party started.
 
2020-06-29 10:41:55 AM  
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2020-06-29 10:43:13 AM  
Now I need to check if Amazon sells guillotines.
 
2020-06-29 10:43:36 AM  
It's incredibly hard to protest Jeff Bezos.
Every time a protest shows up he just leans out his window with a bullhorn and goes
"How much of that stuff did you buy from me?  HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

and then spends his afternoon in the pool, which is so far from the front of the house he can't hear the protest.
 
2020-06-29 10:44:43 AM  
Af first I didn't know if these were left wing protesters or Trump supporters.  I read the article and then noted the use of the guillotine.  Trump supporters would probably have used a noose for their threat.
 
2020-06-29 10:44:45 AM  
With any luck, Jeff Bezos will chop his own head off just to stick it to these guys
 
2020-06-29 10:44:56 AM  
Don't worry, Jeff Bezos is literally the guy that would sell you the rope to hang himself with to make a buck!
 
2020-06-29 10:46:05 AM  
The Daily Goosestepper sounds real farking concerned.
 
2020-06-29 10:46:11 AM  
A well funded but secretive PR campaign steals the very device from my mohel and claims to want to terrify Jeff Bezos?
 
2020-06-29 10:47:55 AM  

TabASlotB: So rich he can afford an extra f in his name!

/Mods change headline in 3...2...


The "F" stands for Fark!
 
2020-06-29 10:48:20 AM  
20 or so people, most of whom could be "before" models in gym ads, probably won't be intimidating anyone, much less Jeffffff Bezos.
 
2020-06-29 10:49:45 AM  
Yeah, fark Bezos for providing a service that changed the world for the better.
 
2020-06-29 10:50:10 AM  
Batman The Dark Knight- Blackmailing Batman
Youtube 1z6o1GIEsQE
 
2020-06-29 10:50:18 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Linking to the Dailywire should result in both of your hands being bludgeoned with hammers until you can no longer work a keyboard. You can use the recovery time to ponder what you did wrong.


Bad idea. Someone might figure out how to type by blowing through a straw during the recovery, and after that they'll shiatpost faster than any of us could ever hope to.
 
2020-06-29 10:51:57 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Af first I didn't know if these were left wing protesters or Trump supporters.  I read the article and then noted the use of the guillotine.  Trump supporters would probably have used a noose for their threat.


Are there any documented cases of Trump supporters standing in front of houses protesting?  Or using nooses at protest events?
 
2020-06-29 10:53:51 AM  
Considering how much Donny hates Bezos. Hearing this must have given him the giggles.
 
2020-06-29 10:56:42 AM  
Not saying I Condone this but...Bezos and Bill Gates alone, have more wealth than the bottom 50% of Americans

2 guys have more money than 165 MILLION people Combined.

If Jeff and Bill's annual tax bills aren't into the 10-11 figures range we've failed as a democracy (spoiler alert, they aren't)
 
2020-06-29 10:57:33 AM  

TabASlotB: So rich he can afford an extra f in his name!

/Mods change headline in 3...2...


I sound ffat.

I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!
 
2020-06-29 10:57:51 AM  
Hey!  I have an idea!  How about creating your own business, to compete with him?
Sam Walton, everyone said there is no way you can beat K-Mart, Sears, Montgomery
Wards...any of THOSE around?  No, but wally world is.
People like Amazon, for better or worse, for the CONVENIENCE.  Same with wally
world.  One stop shopping.

If you build a better mouse trap, instead of COMPLAINING, and thinking that all of
his money should be "redistributed", perhaps YOU will become rich too.

I remember a story some years back some college twit was protesting or some crap
about not having any money.  Then she won a lottery or some such thing and had
lots of money and someone asked her if she was going to give some of it to the "causes"
she talked about.  Yep, her answer was NO, it was MY money.
 
2020-06-29 11:03:57 AM  
Suspect that Bezos taking out the relationship btwn the Enquirer and Trump did more electoral damage to Trump than any of his scandals. & probably led to the as-yet-unknown relationship btwn Kushner & the Saudis over the Khashoggi murder. (Look to see how admin handled an Irish NYT reporter in Egypt for comparison.) Left-wing protesters wouldn't bring out a guillotine, but right-wing protestors trying to act how they think left-wing protestors act would.
 
2020-06-29 11:06:52 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: JasonOfOrillia: Af first I didn't know if these were left wing protesters or Trump supporters.  I read the article and then noted the use of the guillotine.  Trump supporters would probably have used a noose for their threat.

Are there any documented cases of Trump supporters standing in front of houses protesting?  Or using nooses at protest events?


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2020-06-29 11:07:42 AM  

Gaddiel: Now I need to check if Amazon sells guillotines.


Well, sort of.
 
2020-06-29 11:10:30 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: GrizzlyPouch: JasonOfOrillia: Af first I didn't know if these were left wing protesters or Trump supporters.  I read the article and then noted the use of the guillotine.  Trump supporters would probably have used a noose for their threat.

Are there any documented cases of Trump supporters standing in front of houses protesting?  Or using nooses at protest events?

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These people are f*ckin' broken.
 
2020-06-29 11:19:03 AM  
Do not link to the damn website! Ben Shapiro is a shill, lier, hustler and all-round creep. Just say no!
 
2020-06-29 11:25:51 AM  

IlGreven: Goddammit, the house you want to be protesting at is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!


No, the existence of billionaires is not due to Trump, and is overall much more harmful to the fabric of American society than Trump is.
 
2020-06-29 11:28:39 AM  
"Until you simple peasants can figure out on how to harvest cotton cheaply without, uh, state's rights, then stop complaining!" -Temporarily embarrassed millionaires
 
2020-06-29 11:34:59 AM  

LL316: Yeah, fark Bezos for providing a service that changed the world for the better.


Jeff Bezos certainly deserves to be rich, though he and all business owners should be held to a much higher standard with regard to a number of practices, including worker pay and conditions.

However, nobody deserves to be AS rich as Jeff Bexos is.  Nobody.  Wanting to make money, have nice things, and improve the world for everyone in the process is a perfectly normal human goal.  The need to hoard wealth well beyond the boundary of marginal utility is a form of mental illness that has somehow been glorified by our farked-up, dysfunctional, morally repugnant culture.

Lagom, motherfarkers.
 
2020-06-29 11:48:53 AM  

Z-clipped: IlGreven: Goddammit, the house you want to be protesting at is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

No, the existence of billionaires is not due to Trump, and is overall much more harmful to the fabric of American society than Trump is.


Yah, if it weren't for those damn wealthy people you would have actually done something with your life. Fark those rich people!
 
2020-06-29 11:51:14 AM  

Z-clipped: IlGreven: Goddammit, the house you want to be protesting at is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

No, the existence of billionaires is not due to Trump, and is overall much more harmful to the fabric of American society than Trump is.


While very true. The President's policies have made the situation significantly worse.
 
2020-06-29 11:51:36 AM  

Z-clipped: LL316: Yeah, fark Bezos for providing a service that changed the world for the better.

Jeff Bezos certainly deserves to be rich, though he and all business owners should be held to a much higher standard with regard to a number of practices, including worker pay and conditions.

However, nobody deserves to be AS rich as Jeff Bexos is.  Nobody.  Wanting to make money, have nice things, and improve the world for everyone in the process is a perfectly normal human goal.  The need to hoard wealth well beyond the boundary of marginal utility is a form of mental illness that has somehow been glorified by our farked-up, dysfunctional, morally repugnant culture.

Lagom, motherfarkers.


I'm so outraged that we live in a society where the random internet peanut gallery doesn't get to tell you how successful you can be! It's an abomination!
 
2020-06-29 11:59:07 AM  

pounddawg: [Fark user image 500x392]


He had to ditch that Kevin Spacey look.
 
2020-06-29 12:10:46 PM  
Goddammit, how is this not already on my manual filter list.
 
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2020-06-29 12:11:49 PM  
How did Bezos' claims of blackmail and extortion turn out? Did he just end up showing everybody pictures of his dick for no gain?
 
2020-06-29 12:13:19 PM  

jjorsett: 20 or so people, most of whom could be "before" models in gym ads, probably won't be intimidating anyone, much less Jeffffff Bezos.


According to Samantha Bee, Jefff Bezos has been bulking up by taking powdered Vin Diesel.

Relevant? Kinda sorta. I just thought it was a funny comment.
 
2020-06-29 12:17:28 PM  
He spells his name with three Fs, for a triple dose of Futures.
 
2020-06-29 12:20:34 PM  

Gheist: how successful you can be!


The fact that psychopathic and narcissistic expression looks like "success" to you says a lot.


Gheist: Z-clipped: IlGreven: Goddammit, the house you want to be protesting at is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

No, the existence of billionaires is not due to Trump, and is overall much more harmful to the fabric of American society than Trump is.

Yah, if it weren't for those damn wealthy people you would have actually done something with your life. Fark those rich people!


Ayn Rand called.  You left your binky at her house last night.
 
2020-06-29 12:24:19 PM  
Whatt arre youu affter subbby?
 
2020-06-29 12:36:27 PM  
Maybe he just wanted a bagel.....
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2020-06-29 12:39:49 PM  

LL316: Yeah, fark Bezos for providing a service that changed the world for the better.


Mailorder?
 
2020-06-29 12:41:41 PM  

WGJ: How did Bezos' claims of blackmail and extortion turn out? Did he just end up showing everybody pictures of his dick for no gain?


No gain?  He got the pleasure of waving his junk at the world with zero consequences.  See what happens if you try that.
 
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