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(Fox News)   While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Shreveport, Louisiana, Crime, Louisiana man, viral video, Bass Pro Shop store, Kevin Wise, Bossier City Police Department, store's fish tank  
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2020-06-29 9:08:07 AM  
Who didn't want to do that when they are at that great store?
 
2020-06-29 9:11:49 AM  
I'm more impressed that Bossier City got a Bass Pro. Shop.
 
2020-06-29 9:14:38 AM  
It's perfectly legal, just against store policy.
 
2020-06-29 9:42:25 AM  
Our local one wasn't too thrilled when I started a campfire, either.
 
2020-06-29 11:06:11 AM  
Again?!? This guy is on a crime spree!
 
2020-06-29 11:08:30 AM  
That pool has more swimmers than your momma's vagina.
 
2020-06-29 11:09:30 AM  
Wanted for questioning.


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2020-06-29 11:09:48 AM  
What's next you PC libs?! Telling me sticking my dick into the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral buffet is public exposure on top of a sanitation violation. FREEDUMS!
 
2020-06-29 11:10:43 AM  
I'm unclear how it's not trespassing.
 
2020-06-29 11:10:47 AM  
Is it more of a crime for a mod to green another submission of this story?

/just askin' questions


https://www.fark.com/comments/1086328​2​/Luca-Bras-found-at-Bass-Pro#new
 
2020-06-29 11:11:22 AM  
I thought this was America!
 
2020-06-29 11:12:56 AM  

Hoblit: I'm unclear how it's not trespassing.


Its more like tresBASSing, am I right? Hello, is this thing on?
 
2020-06-29 11:14:36 AM  

Texas Gabe: Hoblit: I'm unclear how it's not trespassing.

Its more like tresBASSing, am I right? Hello, is this thing on?


No carping in here.
 
2020-06-29 11:15:36 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Texas Gabe: Hoblit: I'm unclear how it's not trespassing.

Its more like tresBASSing, am I right? Hello, is this thing on?

No carping in here.


That's a crappie pun.
 
2020-06-29 11:16:44 AM  

EvilEgg: It's perfectly legal, just against store policy.


Came here to say this.   You won't be arrested for swimming in it because it's not illegal.

If you don't get out when they ask you to stop, that's trespassing, and you can be arrested for that.
 
2020-06-29 11:19:46 AM  
Repeat from last week? Or the week before that? Or the week before the week before that?
 
2020-06-29 11:20:43 AM  

Diogenes: Our local one wasn't too thrilled when I started a campfire, either.


yea, about their chemical toilets....
 
2020-06-29 11:24:00 AM  
"Look mommy!  It's a big mouth ass!"
 
2020-06-29 11:24:22 AM  
They get really pissy when to shoot the Polar Bear. I swear it was coming right at us.
 
2020-06-29 11:39:36 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Is it more of a crime for a mod to green another submission of this story?

/just askin' questions


https://www.fark.com/comments/10863282​/Luca-Bras-found-at-Bass-Pro#new


They didn't know who the guy was in that other story. Now he's arrested and charged.
 
2020-06-29 11:48:07 AM  
My local one got grumpy because I was testing several lures in the tank.  They wouldn't even let me buy the one that I picked out.
 
2020-06-29 11:48:52 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ImpendingCynic: Texas Gabe: Hoblit: I'm unclear how it's not trespassing.

Its more like tresBASSing, am I right? Hello, is this thing on?

No carping in here.

That's a crappie pun.


Your jokes are floundering.
 
2020-06-29 11:55:35 AM  
Bossier than what?
 
2020-06-29 11:55:56 AM  
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2020-06-29 12:29:21 PM  

Hoblit: I'm unclear how it's not trespassing.


Most state laws require you to be asked to leave. Then, if you remain or you return without permission, it's trespassing.
 
2020-06-29 12:32:16 PM  
Fished in. Again.
 
2020-06-29 12:38:03 PM  

kdawg7736: Who didn't want to do that when they are at that great store?


Swim in it? no. But I have often wanted to "performance test" the fishing equipment, especially in the Dundee, MI Cabelas which has a stocked trout stream that runs through the store.
 
2020-06-29 12:42:19 PM  
Yeah well, what about his FREEDUMS!!

You have farked up now. Expect a group of heavily armed pre-diabetic ammosexuals to be there tomorrow screaming about their CONSTITUSHUNAL RITES!!
 
2020-06-29 1:25:53 PM  
They need more electric eels and fish with bigger teeths

That would put an end to the shenanigans.

Or just a lid on the damn aquarium maybe
 
2020-06-29 1:41:38 PM  
Next they're going to tell you that you can't eat the game you shoot there, either.

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2020-06-29 1:59:18 PM  
"They're not the hell your whales."
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2020-06-29 2:05:40 PM  
How many times a day does this happen?
 
2020-06-29 2:58:42 PM  

lindalouwho: Mr. Shabooboo: Is it more of a crime for a mod to green another submission of this story?

/just askin' questions


https://www.fark.com/comments/10863282​/Luca-Bras-found-at-Bass-Pro#new

They didn't know who the guy was in that other story. Now he's arrested and charged.


Ah, I wondered since that previous thread had 3 or 4 non-repeat incidences I thought maybe there was another one, like this was some kind of tide pond challenge.
 
2020-06-29 3:20:37 PM  

alechemist: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ImpendingCynic: Texas Gabe: Hoblit: I'm unclear how it's not trespassing.

Its more like tresBASSing, am I right? Hello, is this thing on?

No carping in here.

That's a crappie pun.

Your jokes are floundering.


My only regret was not putting off work to get back here faster! :) But you know, always on the hook to finish up.
 
2020-06-29 4:11:24 PM  

TheGogmagog: lindalouwho: Mr. Shabooboo: Is it more of a crime for a mod to green another submission of this story?

/just askin' questions


https://www.fark.com/comments/10863282​/Luca-Bras-found-at-Bass-Pro#new

They didn't know who the guy was in that other story. Now he's arrested and charged.

Ah, I wondered since that previous thread had 3 or 4 non-repeat incidences I thought maybe there was another one, like this was some kind of tide pond challenge.


I tried 5 different words in a headline search and came up empty earlier.
 
2020-06-29 4:15:11 PM  
The store determined that it would incur costs for emptying and cleaning the 13,000-gallon tank following the alleged stunt

Well, that's a stretch.  Why would they have to drain and clean the tank?

30 or so years ago I worked in tropical fish (freshwater).  Granted, this is smaller than our breeding ponds but we'd wade into them and not think anything of it.  Piss in em now and again, too, since it was a pain to climb out just to take a leak.

I can't think of any reason they'd need to drain and clean it unless he left a "Baby Ruth" in the tank and even then I'd just scoop it out, toss it in a trash bag, and curse the guy's family heritage.  At most, toss in some oxytetracycline as a preventative measure.

This ain't a 55 gallon tank, ferchissakes.
 
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