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2020-06-29 7:34:16 AM  
This is going to get wild
 
2020-06-29 7:37:19 AM  
Now I'm smiling behind my mask.
 
2020-06-29 7:39:28 AM  
They have one of them there bounties on offer?  Moscow Mitch has a budget hole to fill.
 
2020-06-29 7:40:04 AM  
No wonder the US government hates the thought of the ICC.  Being held responsible for your crimes is quite a biatch.
 
2020-06-29 7:56:23 AM  
It is unlikely Interpol would grant Iran's request as its guideline for notices forbids it from "undertaking any intervention or activities of a political" nature.

Okay, so the request is basically toothless while the Orange Menace is still holed up in the Oval Office, but what happens if he gets voted out or--squee--removed from office?  Is the request still valid and could it be granted after, say, seven or eight months?

/If so, so much for Turnberry...and Doonbeg...and Balmedie to name a few.
 
2020-06-29 8:01:41 AM  
Hey Donny, pack a suitcase, we're going on a surprise... golf trip... yeah, golf trip... dress for warm weather.
 
2020-06-29 8:06:34 AM  
That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.
 
2020-06-29 8:45:50 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.


Oh you.
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-06-29 8:52:06 AM  
Interestingly if he is impeached and removed from office, this might severely limit which countries he can visit.
 
2020-06-29 8:52:21 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.


Trump has done more damage and is responsible for more deaths than all the terrorists combined.
 
2020-06-29 8:53:43 AM  
What happens if Trump runs for Russia during/after the inauguration and Interpol grants this warrant?

I mean, would Iran dare an incident with Putin or would Putin let Iran have him?

What happens if Donnie quits right now or doesn't win re-election?

He might be stuck sticking it out just to try to stay in office, it might be the safest option for him.
 
2020-06-29 9:00:33 AM  
I'm sure that THIS will be the nail in the coffin for Trump. He's finished!
 
2020-06-29 9:31:52 AM  
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2020-06-29 9:37:20 AM  
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It isn't like they were busy.
 
2020-06-29 9:37:35 AM  
Funny, awesome, but no. That asshole has shiat to answer for on this side of the world.
 
2020-06-29 9:39:12 AM  
Dear Iran:

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2020-06-29 9:40:03 AM  
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2020-06-29 9:40:14 AM  
Yeah, I say we go ahead and give him to Iran. They'll do to him shiat we never would or could.
 
2020-06-29 9:40:34 AM  
Trump is probably relatively safe but the other accused are likely out of luck.  I'm assuming Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, and Pinocchio are screwed.
 
2020-06-29 9:40:42 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.


Speaking of trolling...
 
2020-06-29 9:40:59 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.


I may be drunk, as is the Fark way, but what the fark are you on about? America has propped up more dictatorial dipshiats and terrorists than any other country in history. Al Queda? Us. ISIS, indirectly us through our interventions in the middle east. South American death squads? Us.

Find a corner to be wrong in and fark off.
 
2020-06-29 9:41:00 AM  
The first of many.
 
2020-06-29 9:41:09 AM  

PainInTheASP: It is unlikely Interpol would grant Iran's request as its guideline for notices forbids it from "undertaking any intervention or activities of a political" nature.

Okay, so the request is basically toothless while the Orange Menace is still holed up in the Oval Office, but what happens if he gets voted out or--squee--removed from office?  Is the request still valid and could it be granted after, say, seven or eight months?

/If so, so much for Turnberry...and Doonbeg...and Balmedie to name a few.


Even without this, I don't think he'll leave the US again.  He'll cycle between Bedminster and Mar a Lago, with an ever dwindling circle of sycophants.
 
2020-06-29 9:41:33 AM  
see how trump operates? I had completely forgotten this because of the avalanche of shiat he pulls on a daily basis. You simply can't keep up with all the illegal\immoral\racist\self-serving\gr​ifting bullshiat this man does.
 
2020-06-29 9:41:38 AM  

OdradekRex: They have one of them there bounties on offer?  Moscow Mitch has a budget hole to fill.


I don't see how 72 virgins in the afterlife would help with the budget situation.
 
2020-06-29 9:41:55 AM  

oldernell: AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.

Trump has done more damage and is responsible for more deaths than all the terrorists combined.


Yep.

Even if you just say the American death toll from COVID as reported, there are more American dead than from World War 1.
 
2020-06-29 9:42:14 AM  
It's happen.....

Oh.

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2020-06-29 9:42:51 AM  
Makes you wonder where Trump would go if the guy whose son he tried to smear becomes president.  If he stays and the Justice Department focuses on him, he'd most certainly flee to his hidden assets.
 
2020-06-29 9:43:27 AM  
 Trump overheard saying this morning : " Will this week never end ? "
 
2020-06-29 9:43:44 AM  
"Mike! So good to hear from you! Meet you by the airport for dirt on Joe Biden? Can't you bring it to the White House? No? Well, I'm on my way"
- Donald J Trump speaking to Mike Flynn

/this is a joke about Flynn kidnapping and being a repeat offender
 
2020-06-29 9:44:11 AM  
really. Al Jazeera? was RT not available with this story?
 
2020-06-29 9:44:46 AM  

Boondock3806: Funny, awesome, but no. That asshole has shiat to answer for on this side of the world.


He does. But it would be fun to extradite him to Iran or some other "hole" country rather than have him in a country club prison here, and giving interviews to our media. Could set an example for other politicians and international crooks to see.
 
2020-06-29 9:44:56 AM  

Bloomin Bloomberg: really. Al Jazeera? was RT not available with this story?


What about Bloomberg news?
 
2020-06-29 9:45:05 AM  
I'd greatly prefer he go to prison for something other than this, thank you.  Your general was a terrorist controller, Iran, and we all knew it.
 
2020-06-29 9:45:16 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.


Hmmm, I better not mention the Saudis, or they might have a bonesaw to pick with me ...
 
2020-06-29 9:45:37 AM  

Hey Nurse!: see how trump operates? I had completely forgotten this because of the avalanche of shiat he pulls on a daily basis. You simply can't keep up with all the illegal\immoral\racist\self-serving\gr​ifting bullshiat this man does.


I just used google. First hit - an A to Z list of some of the crap he's done that would have ended any other presidency. For your reading pleasure:

https://theintercept.com/2019/12/19/a​-​z-trump-impeachment/
 
2020-06-29 9:45:55 AM  
I'm sure the US can work out a nice trade deal for Trump. Operation mending hearts
 
2020-06-29 9:46:07 AM  

Bloomin Bloomberg: really. Al Jazeera? was RT not available with this story?


your mom was in town. They'll be back to work in about 30 to 45 minutes.
 
2020-06-29 9:46:46 AM  

Bugerz: AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.

I may be drunk, as is the Fark way, but what the fark are you on about? America has propped up more dictatorial dipshiats and terrorists than any other country in history. Al Queda? Us. ISIS, indirectly us through our interventions in the middle east. South American death squads? Us.

Find a corner to be wrong in and fark off.


Taliban and Afghan Mujahideen, too.
 
2020-06-29 9:47:20 AM  
It is unlikely Interpol would grant Iran's request as its guideline for notices forbids it from "undertaking any intervention or activities of a political" nature.


Bill Browder would like a word
 
2020-06-29 9:48:15 AM  
We want him first.

The line starts over there -->

The statue with the torch shoulda told ya.
 
2020-06-29 9:48:47 AM  
Aren't they holding one of our spies?  We could trade.  Just sayin'.
 
2020-06-29 9:50:38 AM  

Sword and Shield: Bugerz: AlwaysRightBoy: That's a pretty rich troll coming from one of the world's biggest exporters of terrorism.

I may be drunk, as is the Fark way, but what the fark are you on about? America has propped up more dictatorial dipshiats and terrorists than any other country in history. Al Queda? Us. ISIS, indirectly us through our interventions in the middle east. South American death squads? Us.

Find a corner to be wrong in and fark off.

Taliban and Afghan Mujahideen, too.


I didn't want to go down the entire list. It get's pretty farking long.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-06-29 9:51:39 AM  
Traditionally heads of states have immunity. If Trump were in Iran that might not matter because of the lack of diplomatic relations. But if he visits a friendly country they can't touch him.
 
2020-06-29 9:53:07 AM  
Oh, I absolutely want him to face American justice (actual justice, NOT what you've been getting lately) first, but it also makes me smile a bit to think he may spend the rest of his miserable wasted existence constantly glancing back over his shoulder, to never know a moment's peace or relaxation again.  Live in fear you monster, always waiting for the sound of footsteps behind you, a sudden draught, an unexplained noise.
 
2020-06-29 9:54:19 AM  
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2020-06-29 9:54:54 AM  

Alphax: Now I'm smiling behind my mask.


Just smiling?

I'm giggling like some kind of idiot over here.
 
2020-06-29 9:56:09 AM  
There may be a reason that drunk post has 10 likes already and it's probably because I'm right.
 
2020-06-29 9:56:21 AM  
I really like the idea of Trump spending the rest of his life cowering in fear from Iranian bounty hunters.

/This is the way.
 
2020-06-29 9:58:33 AM  
Didn't drone attacks accelerate during Obama years?
 
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