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(WSIL-TV Carterville)   I see what you did there Florida Man and I'm going all in .... I am Kentucky Man   (wsiltv.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Police, Arrest, Theft, Criminal law, Crime, 32-year-old Devin Roberts, Carlisle County, Kentucky, Law enforcement agency powers  
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2020-06-29 9:05:05 AM  
Don't tell Sarah Palin about this guy.
 
2020-06-29 9:06:58 AM  
Shirt is buttoned right up to hide some amazing tat, I will wager.
probably a pinwheel of some sort.
 
2020-06-29 9:12:09 AM  
Drew! You're looking great in that shot! Keep up the good work!
 
2020-06-29 9:24:35 AM  
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That's a rough 32.
 
2020-06-29 9:24:38 AM  
He looks like he is questioning every decision he has made in life.  He's going to sit in jail singing, "Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Seen".

Then he is going to get out on bail, rob a liquor store and be arrested again.
 
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2020-06-29 9:26:05 AM  
In his defense, there's never been a better time to be bad at crime. Pretty much guaranteed a low or personal bond, to go out and be more bad at crime.
 
2020-06-29 9:27:06 AM  
KInd of feel bad for that guy.
 
2020-06-29 9:30:13 AM  
Pish. Florida man would have mixed in a little meth and set himself on fire while proclaiming himself Overlord of Pineola.
 
2020-06-29 9:30:53 AM  
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"Well, what'd I do now?"
 
2020-06-29 9:33:47 AM  
Why is Brooke Schlyer blurry? She does not appear to be someone who needs to be low resolution.
 
2020-06-29 9:34:17 AM  
I looked up 'dink' in wicktionary and it has his picture.
 
2020-06-29 9:38:23 AM  

uttertosh: [quincy-network.s3.ca-central-1.amazo​n​aws.com image 850x478]That's a rough 32.


Pro tip: If you're drunk and happen to look in a mirror, no matter how good an idea it may sound at the time, don't trim your beard.
 
2020-06-29 9:43:46 AM  

Hoopy Frood: uttertosh: [quincy-network.s3.ca-central-1.amazon​aws.com image 850x478]That's a rough 32.

Pro tip: If you're drunk and happen to look in a mirror, no matter how good an idea it may sound at the time, don't trim your beard.


From the sounds of it, this guy is never NOT drunk
 
2020-06-29 10:11:41 AM  
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2020-06-29 10:31:18 AM  
He hasn't bottomed out yet but he's getting there. At that point, he might get sober. Here's hoping he does.
 
2020-06-29 10:42:11 AM  
I think this guy knows he is a fark up and is just running with it
 
2020-06-29 10:43:23 AM  

edmo: He hasn't bottomed out yet but he's getting there. At that point, he might get sober. Here's hoping he does.


Handling what is very clearly a substance abuse problem is what the American criminal justice system is designed to do. Let the uniformed heroes do their jobs, you commie bastard! Don't worry about the 3 year old left at home with a different drunk. I'm sure that kid won't slip through the cracks either.
 
2020-06-29 10:53:02 AM  
"Roberts also left his 3-year-old son at home with another adult who was also inebriated."
                        
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2020-06-29 1:17:03 PM  
I think Kentucky Man just doesn't get the publicity that Florida Man gets. We've got some real winners. A friend of mine arrested the same guy twice in the same shift (public intoxication both times). The weirdos around here never make the paper though, because the local rag has earned it's nickname of The Daily Incompetent. The local police scanner can be real comedy gold sometimes.
 
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