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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Trader Joe's Tiffany of Los Angeles defends herself, saying she had a good reason for her sociopathic disregard for the health and well-being of her fellow shoppers   (abc7.com) divider line
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2020-06-29 1:28:46 AM  
117 votes:
I believe her. I also believe that Volcanos are filled with caramel.
 
2020-06-29 1:38:03 AM  
63 votes:
Image of her husband is flying back from an event in Tulsa for moral support, expecting to crack open a 12-pack of Trader Jose lager:

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2020-06-29 4:45:32 AM  
56 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: I believe her. I also believe that Volcanos are filled with caramel.


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2020-06-29 4:54:51 AM  
31 votes:
The woman, who asked ABC7 not to use her name, says she called a Trader Joe's store in Toluca Lake and was given permission by the manager to come in and shop without a facial covering. But she claims she mistakenly went to North Hollywood where another manager told her she would make an exception allowing her to buy groceries without a mask on that day only.

Looks like she exceeded her U.S. Recommended Daily Allowance of manager talk.
 
2020-06-29 1:35:52 AM  
28 votes:
She was just popping in to buy some Two Buck Covid
 
2020-06-29 2:38:08 AM  
25 votes:

Majin_Buu: gilgigamesh: Circusdog320: I call bullshiat

That the woman screeching about "democratic pigs" claims she has no political agenda?  Probably a safe assessment.

If that truly is the case, she has the self-awareness of a dildo in a dishwasher.


That's an insult to dishwasher dildoes
 
2020-06-29 9:16:36 AM  
23 votes:

Pugdaddyk: OK So Amuse Me: I believe her. I also believe that Volcanos are filled with caramel.

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2020-06-29 5:30:03 AM  
23 votes:
And I said
"What about
Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She said
"I think I
Can't wear a mask"


*crappy music plays*
 
2020-06-29 1:26:42 AM  
23 votes:

Circusdog320: I call bullshiat


That the woman screeching about "democratic pigs" claims she has no political agenda?  Probably a safe assessment.
 
2020-06-29 5:13:37 AM  
20 votes:

MattytheMouse: People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.


I'm always disappointed whenever y'all farkers vote smart my dumb ass comments.
 
2020-06-29 2:28:45 AM  
20 votes:

gilgigamesh: Circusdog320: I call bullshiat

That the woman screeching about "democratic pigs" claims she has no political agenda?  Probably a safe assessment.


If that truly is the case, she has the self-awareness of a dildo in a dishwasher.
 
2020-06-29 1:48:40 AM  
19 votes:
Should feral whites be allowed in public without police supervision?
 
2020-06-29 5:17:36 AM  
18 votes:
The last thing in North Hollywood with more holes in it than her story were a couple of bank robbers.
 
2020-06-29 6:28:08 AM  
16 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Smoking GNU: Talk to me again when those cancers turning the whole Pandemic issue into a charged politically divisive subject with the blessing of a large portion of your populace get yeeted out of office.


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/kidding
//I'd very much like to see the same thing.
///but certain sections of the country really seem to be entrenched and even proud of their willful ignorance


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2020-06-29 5:21:56 AM  
13 votes:

uttertosh: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.

I'm always disappointed whenever y'all farkers vote smart my dumb ass comments.

We.. We had a secret meeting, and decided to take everything you type as 100% serious, and just smrt+1 your dumbass. Mostly for LULZ, but also somewhat for the ROFLCOPTERZ.

How do you plea?


I'm giving your post a smart vote.
 
2020-06-29 4:31:46 AM  
13 votes:
People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.
 
2020-06-29 10:06:31 AM  
10 votes:
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2020-06-29 5:20:25 AM  
10 votes:

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.

I'm always disappointed whenever y'all farkers vote smart my dumb ass comments.


We.. We had a secret meeting, and decided to take everything you type as 100% serious, and just smrt+1 your dumbass. Mostly for LULZ, but also somewhat for the ROFLCOPTERZ.

How do you plea?
 
2020-06-29 4:54:18 AM  
10 votes:
"who asked ABC7 not to use her name"


yeah, that's gonna last on the internet.

come on TJ's selfish loud lady, OWN your desire to potentially breath/shout death on EVERY man, woman, and child close enough to see your face. be bold! be better! be best!


tell us your name -and let it echo throughout the land, and echo through every other selfish moran among us!

evil, petty, selfish morans salute you all throughout trumpland my lady, step up and wear their laurel wreath!


i promise this nation will remember your sacrifice.
 
2020-06-29 1:35:23 AM  
10 votes:
Has anyone else noticed how much more effort is required to communicate while wearing a mask? Enunciation, pronunciation, smiley eyes, etc take a bunch more work. Maybe COVID deniers are just lazy.
 
2020-06-29 5:04:55 AM  
9 votes:
Suicidal Tendencies - "Institutionalized" Frontier Records - Official Music Video
Youtube LoF_a0-7xVQ
 
2020-06-29 1:30:40 AM  
8 votes:
The woman declined to give any details about her medical condition.

What's the odds she had one of those stupid cards?
 
2020-06-29 7:58:53 AM  
7 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: We can't say republican anymore?


Reported.
 
2020-06-29 5:18:48 AM  
6 votes:

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.

I'm always disappointed whenever y'all farkers vote smart my dumb ass comments.


You never said the shooting should be lethal. A non-bleedout fleshwound seems acceptable, or possibly just shot with a tazer.
 
2020-06-29 4:51:02 AM  
6 votes:

abitofbuffalo: My buddy was right behind this lady in line. She wore a mask until she got in the store and then took it off and went nuclear.


My guess is she forgot her MAGA hat in the car and realized he need for attention couldn't wait.
 
2020-06-29 10:30:55 AM  
5 votes:

SomeAmerican: COVID-19 spread would be mostly contained if people would just all wear masks.


That's a dangerous myth. Masks on their own are very little use. From the current WHO guidance:

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2020-06-29 6:24:43 AM  
5 votes:

Smoking GNU: Talk to me again when those cancers turning the whole Pandemic issue into a charged politically divisive subject with the blessing of a large portion of your populace get yeeted out of office.



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/kidding
//I'd very much like to see the same thing.
///but certain sections of the country really seem to be entrenched and even proud of their willful ignorance
 
2020-06-29 5:54:35 AM  
4 votes:

Majin_Buu: gilgigamesh: Circusdog320: I call bullshiat

That the woman screeching about "democratic pigs" claims she has no political agenda?  Probably a safe assessment.

If that truly is the case, she has the self-awareness of a dildo in a dishwasher.


Go on.

/Especially about the soap cycle.
 
2020-06-29 5:41:30 AM  
4 votes:

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.

I'm always disappointed whenever y'all farkers vote smart my dumb ass comments.


But you're not inherently wrong.

There is a rule that is in place that is a matter of life and death.  People knowingly violate it.  They will weaponize themselves and try to cough or spit on you.  I have not ever seen a police officer arrest anyone for violating these ordinances/laws.  There is no enforcement mechanism.

Time was, before cameras, there was a threat to such instigators that eventually they'd fark with the wrong person and the situation would be resolved with rough handling.  Now the stores and the public cannot do that, because if there is footage of such rough handling the police WILL respond to that and make an arrest some time later.  The police do NOT enforce laws that uphold the social contract but they will certainly punish those who try to enforce the social contract.

We've lost some of the glue that held society together and now it's unraveling before us.
 
2020-06-29 5:32:34 AM  
4 votes:
So was she shopping for Twatwaffles or coontcakes?
 
2020-06-29 4:53:41 AM  
4 votes:
Anyone who has worked in the industry long enough - or hell, even simply lived in Los Angeles long enough - recognizes the type.

This here is a failed actor. And like so many other aspiring hearts who have failed to reach the pinnacle of their dreams in what is, after all, a damned ruthless biz ... she has found that screeching politics are in fact easier.

Look for the 'Access Hollywood' interview and a Fox & Friends first appearance by week's end. If the audience tracking is favorable enough she'll be invited back a few times and will eventually earn a slot, however small. TJ Karen's "Culture Minute" is a definite possibility.
 
2020-06-29 2:10:46 AM  
4 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: [Fark user image 850x815]


I loved her in Raising Hope.
 
2020-06-29 1:30:35 AM  
4 votes:
Patiently awaits the "Trader Joes had no such conversation with Karen" press release.
 
Ant
2020-06-29 12:19:36 PM  
3 votes:

fredsnake: state bootlickers assemble :( this world just sucks


The State wants you to stop using your toaster in the tub.
 
2020-06-29 8:19:38 AM  
3 votes:

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.

I'm always disappointed whenever y'all farkers vote smart my dumb ass comments.


Between college and grad school, I worked at an EB Games and thanks to my idiot manager getting arrested for speeding and not having up-to-date insurance Thanksgiving night, I had to open Black Friday by myself.

I'd supply you the goddamn ammo.
 
2020-06-29 7:26:52 AM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Smoking GNU: Tailspin Tommy: Is being a raging asshole really a medical condition? I'm not a doctor but I don't think it is.

Could be a medically psychological problem. You know, brain damage brought on by too much hate and fear, that sort of thing.

Can a person overdose on right wing propaganda?


Well, there was that one instance back in the 30's and 40's...
 
2020-06-29 6:23:34 AM  
3 votes:

innominatedude: "sociopath?"

You just can't argue a point without juvenile name calling it seems.


Name calling has its place.

This woman is a moron.  She doesn't need to be convinced of anything except that she has to follow the damn rules like everyone else.  You don't need to convince her of the wisdom of the rules, why the exist, nor anything else.  Because you won't.  Because she's a moron.  All you can do is use public shaming and induce enough stress so that the person has negative connotations associated with her rule breaking.  Eventually the math checks out in her head "It's not worth the effort to break the rule."

This is how children are taught.  It works.  It is the only method we've figured out in our entire civilization.

Coincidentally, it is also what these maskless idiots are doing.  They are hoping that their tantrum will make the businesses do the math and think "Oh man, it's not worth it to enforce this, I'll let it slide."

She wants to play the game.  So let's play it.
 
2020-06-29 5:58:39 AM  
3 votes:

relaxitsjustme: The last thing in North Hollywood with more holes in it than her story were a couple of bank robbers.


🤔🤔🤯🤯😁🙃😂🤣😘
 
2020-06-29 5:50:32 AM  
3 votes:

luna1580: Smoking GNU: and NOT LIVING IN THE MOST ABSOLUTELY IDIOTIC COUNTRY ON EARTH"

do you still live in the country in which you were born? no one picks where they will be born and as a child raised. (full disclosure, i've wanted to visit namibia since the late '90s, not sure exactly why.)

but yeah, yelling at people for the country they reside in is pretty stupid. most people on earth have no choice, and for all but the very rich emigrating is very hard and often dangerous.


Slightly off topic. When I lived in the UK I had a French collegue who once spent his lunch break biatching about how shiat England was. After about half an hour of his nonsense I called over and said "you're French, you've chosen to come here and you're choosing to stay. Either England's better than France, or you're an idiot. Either way shut up now please." that was the last time I heard him talk shiat about England.

/I emigrated five years ago, never looked back.
 
2020-06-29 2:22:13 PM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Look for the 'Access Hollywood' interview and a Fox & Friends first appearance by week's end. If the audience tracking is favorable enough she'll be invited back a few times and will eventually earn a slot

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Respectable rack. Probably cleans up pretty good.

Yeah, I could see Fox News showing an interest in her.


She'll have to do something about those Sharpie eyebrows if she wants to be an Fox News Aryan blondbot.
 
2020-06-29 10:24:12 AM  
2 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: I believe her. I also believe that Volcanos are filled with caramel.


Jennifer Lawrence and Margo Robbie are ignoring me in order to get my attention and play hard to get.
 
2020-06-29 9:29:18 AM  
2 votes:
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She declined to discuss her medical condition, but reporters observed this placard displayed on a vehicle registered in her name.
 
2020-06-29 9:03:21 AM  
2 votes:

Brosephus: FrancoFile: Brosephus: Brosephus: I believe that one of the last items she threw looks like a mask. I could be wrong, but I've seen numerous reports of her wearing a mask when she entered. I'm sure there's security footage somewhere that shows her from her car through the front door.

Yep, upon review of the video, she's holding a mask in her left hand along with a cellphone. The last thing she says is she has a mask as she throws it in the air.

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1277327743773016064

I hate farking liars.

Different incident.

My bad. They all run together after a while. She must have been the one in the teal colored shirt then.


North Holywood Trader Joe's Karen was middle aged, wearing a Bebe shirt over big fake boobs, and was right up in the face of the person filming.

What you linked to was Dallas Karen, in some other supermarket; obviously younger and thinner, just yelling at the world in general.

Just doing my part for cladistic Karenology.
 
2020-06-29 7:35:06 AM  
2 votes:

RussianPotato: innominatedude: "sociopath?"

You just can't argue a point without juvenile name calling it seems.

Name calling has its place.

This woman is a moron.  She doesn't need to be convinced of anything except that she has to follow the damn rules like everyone else.  You don't need to convince her of the wisdom of the rules, why the exist, nor anything else.  Because you won't.  Because she's a moron.  All you can do is use public shaming and induce enough stress so that the person has negative connotations associated with her rule breaking.  Eventually the math checks out in her head "It's not worth the effort to break the rule."

This is how children are taught.  It works.  It is the only method we've figured out in our entire civilization.

Coincidentally, it is also what these maskless idiots are doing.  They are hoping that their tantrum will make the businesses do the math and think "Oh man, it's not worth it to enforce this, I'll let it slide."

She wants to play the game.  So let's play it.


When you call someone a namecaller, it's namecalling.
 
2020-06-29 7:21:33 AM  
2 votes:

SecondaryControl: FarkingChas: SecondaryControl:
Oh, I think "developmentally disabled"--morally, socially, and intellectually covers it.

Intelligence Challenged?

Responsibility impaired.


Futterly Ucked...
 
2020-06-29 5:23:46 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-29 11:00:19 AM  
1 vote:

psychosis_inducing: [Fark user image 425x333]


The shirt is spot on. Needs a handbag that says "wine time" or something.
 
2020-06-29 10:29:19 AM  
1 vote:

MattytheMouse: Smoking GNU: MattytheMouse:
Hey, I already described myself as a dumb ass. Isn't that enough?
Are "plague Rat" fursonas gonna be a new thing for furry-dom, or are ya'll gonna Yeet them like you did the Nazis?
Fortunately, I haven't seen any Covid-deniers in the furry fandom... Yet.
As for the plague rat fursona thing, I have no doubt they're around. That is a cool character concept... If nobody else has one, I'll have to make that!


You do that, I want to see the plague rat as your avatar. I'd take you much more seriously then. : )
 
2020-06-29 9:21:13 AM  
1 vote:
state bootlickers assemble :( this world just sucks
 
2020-06-29 9:20:06 AM  
1 vote:
justified
 
2020-06-29 9:09:17 AM  
1 vote:

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Look for the 'Access Hollywood' interview and a Fox & Friends first appearance by week's end. If the audience tracking is favorable enough she'll be invited back a few times and will eventually earn a slot


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Respectable rack. Probably cleans up pretty good.

Yeah, I could see Fox News showing an interest in her.
 
2020-06-29 8:23:12 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: "I did what any normal human being, a woman, would do if she was being harassed by a man, not knowing if he's a crazy man, so I started yelling in self defense," she says.

Go f*ck yourself, lady. (Look what I'm calling "lady")

I love that when nothing else works, she decides to go with the "All men are predators and all women are victims" defense.


"Karens" are a natural outcome of feminism.
 
2020-06-29 7:57:56 AM  
1 vote:
There is a whole lot of violence against women, and abused women (yes, and men) have enough trouble trying to get the authorities/the media/society/even family to believe them.

This woman is actively harming the cause of abused women.  She's grasping at straws, and because people are laughing at her anti-science/anti-mask/repugnant political beliefs, she's clearly trying to revise history and doesn't mind dragging down abused women with her and making their lives more difficult.
 
2020-06-29 7:18:14 AM  
1 vote:

puffy999: And I said
"What about
Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She said
"I think I
Can't wear a mask"


*crappy music plays*


Damn you !
 
2020-06-29 6:16:02 AM  
1 vote:

luna1580: Smoking GNU: and NOT LIVING IN THE MOST ABSOLUTELY IDIOTIC COUNTRY ON EARTH"

do you still live in the country in which you were born? no one picks where they will be born and as a child raised. (full disclosure, i've wanted to visit namibia since the late '90s, not sure exactly why.)

but yeah, yelling at people for the country they reside in is pretty stupid. most people on earth have no choice, and for all but the very rich emigrating is very hard and often dangerous.


You mean Nambia?
 
2020-06-29 5:58:03 AM  
1 vote:
"sociopath?"

You just can't argue a point without juvenile name calling it seems.
 
2020-06-29 5:48:41 AM  
1 vote:
The woman declined to give any details about her medical condition.She didn't need to give any details: she's mentally deficient.
 
2020-06-29 5:40:48 AM  
1 vote:
SecondaryControl:
Oh, I think "developmentally disabled"--morally, socially, and intellectually covers it.

Intelligence Challenged?
 
2020-06-29 5:25:34 AM  
1 vote:
"I did what any normal human being, a woman, would do if she was being harassed by a man, not knowing if he's a crazy man, so I started yelling in self defense," she says.

I mean, a truly normal human being would have been wearing a farking mask in the first place. A somewhat normal human being who wasn't wearing a mask might have put one on. But you do you, you farking plague rat.
 
2020-06-29 5:22:46 AM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: People that work in the retail and service industries have a tough, thankless job.

And that's why they should be allowed to shoot customers like this.

I'm always disappointed whenever y'all farkers vote smart my dumb ass comments.

We.. We had a secret meeting, and decided to take everything you type as 100% serious, and just smrt+1 your dumbass. Mostly for LULZ, but also somewhat for the ROFLCOPTERZ.

How do you plea?


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2020-06-29 5:10:34 AM  
1 vote:
Heh. Loaded the page, and auto-video/audio started playing. A voice asked "How do you stay safe from the coronavirus?"

Answered to myself: "Wear a mask in public, social distancing and NOT LIVING IN THE MOST ABSOLUTELY IDIOTIC COUNTRY ON EARTH" Granted, we don't get very many geniuses out of our own personal education system, but the people here not wearing masks you can count on one blind butchers hand when you venture out. And they almost always seem to be old white guys not wearing them.
 
2020-06-29 5:08:14 AM  
1 vote:

Brosephus: I believe that one of the last items she threw looks like a mask. I could be wrong, but I've seen numerous reports of her wearing a mask when she entered. I'm sure there's security footage somewhere that shows her from her car through the front door.


Yep, upon review of the video, she's holding a mask in her left hand along with a cellphone. The last thing she says is she has a mask as she throws it in the air.

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status​/​1277327743773016064

I hate farking liars.
 
2020-06-29 4:45:44 AM  
1 vote:
She was after attention and she is getting what she wants.
 
2020-06-29 3:31:45 AM  
1 vote:
Amazing... How LOUD these people with "breathing problems" can yell.
 
2020-06-29 1:50:24 AM  
1 vote:
"I did what any normal human being, a woman, would do if she was being harassed by a man, not knowing if he's a crazy man, so I started yelling in self defense," she says.

Go f*ck yourself, lady. (Look what I'm calling "lady")

I love that when nothing else works, she decides to go with the "All men are predators and all women are victims" defense.
 
2020-06-29 1:32:52 AM  
1 vote:

enry: The woman declined to give any details about her medical condition.

What's the odds she had one of those stupid cards?


If she had a medical condition where a mask would interfere with her breathing, she's probably in deeper trouble over leaving her oxygen tank at home.
 
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