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2020-06-28 11:51:21 PM  
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FNG [TotalFark]
2020-06-29 12:16:26 AM  
Can't un-ring a bell
Can't un-silence a racist dog whistle
Can't un-shoot a gun
Can't un-cough a cough when you weren't wearing a mask

Can be socially responsible
Can socially distance
Can respect everyone
Can wear a face covering

Can vote this unbelievable asshole, and all his toadies, out of office in November.
 
2020-06-29 12:17:54 AM  
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2020-06-29 12:27:48 AM  
Unshiat your pants.
 
2020-06-29 12:32:15 AM  
Big.

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2020-06-29 12:41:22 AM  
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2020-06-29 3:09:26 AM  
I can't evun
 
2020-06-29 4:34:31 AM  
Un-un
 
2020-06-29 4:35:33 AM  
Mr. Trump is secretly a fan of Fark and has asked me to contribute the following:

Can't un-fund the police.
Can't U.N.
Can't unfriend Russia, even after they are paying bounties on U.S. soldier deaths.
Can't unfark a twelve year old, but you CAN make sure Jeffrey Epstein will never talk.
Can't unsign a porn actress' hush-money cheque. Just make everyone sign NDA's, that way you can never be held accountable for anything.
Can't unimpeach.
 
2020-06-29 4:56:46 AM  
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2020-06-29 5:11:05 AM  
Toni Braxton - Un-Break My Heart (Official Music Video)
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You knew someone was gonna.
 
2020-06-29 5:42:12 AM  
You can't unfark that chicken
 
2020-06-29 6:17:42 AM  
You can't unlick a dick you didn't not lick.

Or something like that. I think I got it from Jerkcity. That cartoon sure had its share of licked and unlicked dicks alike.
 
2020-06-29 6:34:46 AM  
Not ever gonna untreason that weasel.
 
2020-06-29 6:37:02 AM  
You can unscrew a light bulb but you can't unscrew your wife
 
2020-06-29 7:04:59 AM  
Can't unclick that link.
 
2020-06-29 7:51:54 AM  
i hope I washed that enbough
 
2020-06-29 7:58:59 AM  
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2020-06-29 7:59:34 AM  

FNG: Can't un-silence a racist dog whistle


If you can hear the dog whistle, you're the dog.
 
2020-06-29 8:57:28 AM  
"No trolls here" is Fark can-un.
 
2020-06-29 9:29:40 AM  
You can't rob banks ironically.
 
2020-06-29 9:44:25 AM  

FNG: Can't un-ring a bell
Can't un-silence a racist dog whistle
Can't un-shoot a gun
Can't un-cough a cough when you weren't wearing a mask

Can be socially responsible
Can socially distance
Can respect everyone
Can wear a face covering

Can vote this unbelievable asshole, and all his toadies, out of office in November.


Yeah, that probably should be "You can't un-toot a racist dog whistle".

Tooting it un-silences it, and unfortunately, that can and is done every day.
 
2020-06-29 10:47:58 AM  
Can't uncircumcise
 
2020-06-29 11:20:34 AM  
You can't unlick a butthole
 
2020-06-29 11:49:48 AM  
You can't un-mask the the Lone Ranger.
And Slim is un-mess-around-withable
 
2020-06-29 12:02:31 PM  
You can't un-drop a dose.

Gotta ride it out man.

/do you have any allman brothers?
 
2020-06-29 12:06:20 PM  

Bob Down: You can unscrew a light bulb but you can't unscrew your wife


I never screwed your light bulb!
 
2020-06-29 12:41:55 PM  
You can uncle, but you can't un-cle.
 
2020-06-29 3:22:43 PM  
You can't un-rip a fart

You can't un-give a Dutch oven
 
2020-06-29 4:32:05 PM  
Sadly, you can't unvote an imbecile.
 
2020-06-29 4:47:18 PM  
unfark the GOP
 
2020-06-30 7:55:42 AM  

Uranus: unfark the GOP


uncrazy the DNC
 
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