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(Twitter Donald Trump)   Nobody told me because my intelligence chiefs thought it wasn't true. Russia Hoax 2: The Re-Lib-Ening   (twitter.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
Original Tweet:

 
3 days ago  
He lies poorly
 
3 days ago  
They just told him? When he got back from golfing? Ok
 
3 days ago  

ultradeeg: They just told him? When he got back from golfing? Ok


With the very man he's replying to
 
3 days ago  
Pay afghans to attack GRU units so we can escalate this proxy war even more.
 
3 days ago  
I don't think @nytimesbooks is the New York Times newspaper.

Not that I could expect a stable genius to understand the difference.
 
3 days ago  

NateAsbestos: I don't think @nytimesbooks is the New York Times newspaper.

Not that I could expect a stable genius to understand the difference.


Maybe pointed at the 2 books that are out/ coming out that hurt him?
 
3 days ago  
I'm a childless gay man..and even I know the ranting of a toddler "I didn't do it, didn't know it, not my fault.." mental infant.

IT"S LITERALLY YOUR FARKEN JOB TO HAVE COMPETENT STAFF.
 
3 days ago  
Liar
Get him out of there
He is against us
 
3 days ago  
So all his sycophants will hit the air tomorrow defending the orange MF...then he'll change his story AGAIN
 
3 days ago  
What Intel?
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Trump is using an unnamed source. That means he's making it up. Every accusation he's made is a confession.
 
3 days ago  
Putting words in the VP's mouth, is ya?
 
3 days ago  
I am your leader. I am not responsible. I can not be held accountable for any thing. Nobody tells me anything.

I see Nothin', I hear Nothin, I say Nothin'. I am just Sargeant Schultz of Stalag 13. Big fat loveable Schultz the Black Forest Toymaker.

They treat me just like a plump, short-fingered orange mushroom:  they keep me in the dark and feed me shiat.

I am all powerful Oz!  The Whizzest Wiz there ever Waz.

Look on my Twerks, er, Tweets, ye mighty and dispair.

I am powerful. I am manly. I am the Chosen One. If you can't believe six impossible things before breakfast, it's a slow, low IQ sort of country you live in, and you have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place here in Blunderland, Beyond The Looking Glass, where you have to run much faster than that just to get anywhere.

Words mean exactly what I want them to men, neither more nor less. The question is Who is To Be Master of the World, that is all.
 
3 days ago  
power = weakness

energy = do nothing

truth and facts = fake news

Sad = joy

Work Makes Free to Play Eternal Games of Golf billed to the SS very profitably for Trump companies.
 
3 days ago  

Nadie_AZ: NateAsbestos: I don't think @nytimesbooks is the New York Times newspaper.

Not that I could expect a stable genius to understand the difference.

Maybe pointed at the 2 books that are out/ coming out that hurt him?


I don't give him that much credit
 
3 days ago  
Hoaxes to date:

1) Russia attacked the 2016 election and boosted Trump: Not a hoax, proven countless times over by law enforcement and the USIC.

2) Trump colluded with a hostile foreign power to win the 2016 election: Not a hoax, ample evidence in the unredacted Special Counsel report, as well as completely damning evidence that came out in the Roger Stone trial which has led to more of the Special Counsel report being unredacted.

3) The Special Counsel investigation itself: Not a hoax. Appointed and authorized by Republican members of the Department of Justice, repeatedly found to have legal standing in courts of law. Investigated and discovered rampant criminality at all levels of the Trump 2016 campaign.

4) Impeachment & Ukraine: Not a hoax. Mountains of evidence prove that Trump attempted to coerce Ukraine into interfering in the 2020 election on his behalf. Worse still, mountains more evidence are out there, but the pondscum John Bolton decided that selling a book meant more than saving 320 million Americans from a corrupt, treasonous president.

5) Coronavirus: 125,000 dead Americans and counting.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

NeedlesslyCanadian: 2) Trump colluded with a hostile foreign power to win the 2016 election: Not a hoax, ample evidence in the unredacted Special Counsel report, as well as completely damning evidence that came out in the Roger Stone trial which has led to more of the Special Counsel report being unredacted.


Dammit.
 
3 days ago  

NateAsbestos: I don't think @nytimesbooks is the New York Times newspaper.

Not that I could expect a stable genius to understand the difference.


from the link:

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3 days ago  

styckx: ultradeeg: They just told him? When he got back from golfing? Ok

With the very man he's replying to


I'm sure he took Lindsey because use that tweet. Too him out for a "come to Trump Moment" and reminded him of whatever blackmail they have. This is Trump responding after he told LG he was going to.

Watch LG now flip on his original tweet, having been convinced by Trump that he just didn't know.

It'd be funny if he wasnt such a dangerous treasonous lunatic.
 
3 days ago  
Intel: Sir, this info is incredible!
 
3 days ago  
 
3 days ago  
https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status​/​1277443509415444482?s=19

I have some new reporting out this evening on the classified intelligence assessment regarding Russian bounties. The intelligence community is looking into an April 2019 attack on an American convoy that killed three #Marines - here's the story at @AP https://t.co/haQhLW8JtF
 
3 days ago  
Lindsey Graham's lead has shrunk from 17% to 4% in South Carolina. He's worried about re-election now so Trump may actually be in trouble.

https://www.newsweek.com/what-polls-sa​y-about-lindsey-graham-vs-jaime-harris​on-senate-race-1501492?utm=newsbreak
 
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3 days ago  

thorpe: Lindsey Graham's lead has shrunk from 17% to 4% in South Carolina. He's worried about re-election now so Trump may actually be in trouble.

https://www.newsweek.com/what-polls-sa​y-about-lindsey-graham-vs-jaime-harris​on-senate-race-1501492?utm=newsbreak


That would be delightful.
 
3 days ago  
Lemme guess. Intel is Jared.
 
3 days ago  

Jack Sabbath: Lemme guess. Intel is Jared.


'Intel' is anyone who will tell him exactly what he wants to hear, up to and including the magical cow on the milk carton
 
3 days ago  

Chariset: Jack Sabbath: Lemme guess. Intel is Jared.

'Intel' is anyone who will tell him exactly what he wants to hear, up to and including the magical cow on the milk carton


Intel came to him with tears in its eyes, and said "Sir..."
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

thorpe: Lindsey Graham's lead has shrunk from 17% to 4% in South Carolina. He's worried about re-election now so Trump may actually be in trouble.

https://www.newsweek.com/what-polls-sa​y-about-lindsey-graham-vs-jaime-harris​on-senate-race-1501492?utm=newsbreak


Thanks for the reminder that it's time to send another donation to Harrison's campaign.
 
3 days ago  
'Intel' is what he calls Sean Hannity.
 
3 days ago  
He's been generally honest this far so I see no reason to doubt this excuse.
 
3 days ago  
Murderer.
 
3 days ago  
Outmanoeuvred by himself. Ignore it and do nothing? Face up it's true, take a stand against Russia and admit the NYT s right?

It's pathetic.
 
3 days ago  
So, Trumpie dude: A good response would be to help NATO become stronger. Because Putin would hate that and that would be a punishment for his actions.
 
3 days ago  
How long before he slips and says "Putin told me that it's not true."
 
3 days ago  

Phins: How long before he slips and says "Putin told me that it's not true."


thought he already had?
 
3 days ago  

BadReligion: 'Intel' is what he calls Sean Hannity.


Two things:
1) more than a handful of his tweets have been things that Hannity has said verbatim, even before Trump took office. Hannity is handfeeding some of the tweets to BMI 45

2) Graham calling for congress to investigate is hilarious-House issues subpoenas and Two Scoops ignores subpoenas. For a law and order screaming tiddy baby he sure doesn't follow any of the laws.  I'm hoping the Supreme Court slaps him so hard in the tax case that he spends two days in his bunker recovering.
 
3 days ago  

Phins: How long before he slips and says "Putin told me that it's not true."


"He called me and very strongly denied it."

I give it a week.
 
3 days ago  

Chariset: Jack Sabbath: Lemme guess. Intel is Jared.

'Intel' is anyone who will tell him exactly what he wants to hear, up to and including the magical cow on the milk carton


What does Devin Nunes have to do with this?
 
3 days ago  
Wow, wasn't expecting him to immediately 100% confirm that he knew and intentionally committed treason beyond all reasonable doubt.
 
3 days ago  
I know. I know. "Ain't nothin' gonna happen" but this is huge.

If this is true, he needs to be removed from office immediately.  Like, tomorrow.

The president sold out the troops. Literally.

Think they're just gonna be ok with that?
 
3 days ago  

NotTooLittleRichard: I know. I know. "Ain't nothin' gonna happen" but this is huge.

If this is true, he needs to be removed from office immediately.  Like, tomorrow.

The president sold out the troops. Literally.

Think they're just gonna be ok with that?


They'll still vote for him.
 
3 days ago  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Hoaxes to date:

1) Russia attacked the 2016 election and boosted Trump: Not a hoax, proven countless times over by law enforcement and the USIC.

2) Trump colluded with a hostile foreign power to win the 2016 election: Not a hoax, ample evidence in the unredacted Special Counsel report, as well as completely damning evidence that came out in the Roger Stone trial which has led to more of the Special Counsel report being unredacted.

3) The Special Counsel investigation itself: Not a hoax. Appointed and authorized by Republican members of the Department of Justice, repeatedly found to have legal standing in courts of law. Investigated and discovered rampant criminality at all levels of the Trump 2016 campaign.

4) Impeachment & Ukraine: Not a hoax. Mountains of evidence prove that Trump attempted to coerce Ukraine into interfering in the 2020 election on his behalf. Worse still, mountains more evidence are out there, but the pondscum John Bolton decided that selling a book meant more than saving 320 million Americans from a corrupt, treasonous president.

5) Coronavirus: 125,000 dead Americans and counting.


If Trump's gang is going to ignore subpoenas, we need to ignore his pardons.
 
3 days ago  

NotTooLittleRichard: I know. I know. "Ain't nothin' gonna happen" but this is huge.

If this is true, he needs to be removed from office immediately.  Like, tomorrow.

The president sold out the troops. Literally.

Think they're just gonna be ok with that?


The stupid ones will believe that it's a hoax.
 
3 days ago  
Yeah, that's just another one of his dumb tells.

NO ONE "just reported to you". That's not the way Intelligence briefings work. And it wouldn't have mattered if they did as you don't listen to reports or advisors, you don't do briefings, and you spent the whole day golfing. You either didn't know about this because you don't do your job, or you did know about this and don't care. Neither is good for you but you gotta pick one.


Donald Trump's List Of Tells

What he says = what it really means

"We'll see what happens" = "I have no idea what will happen and I'm hedging"
"Believe me" and/or "that I can tell you" = "I just lied to you"
"I just heard" or "They just told me" = "I'm making this up"
"Many people are saying" = "I am the only one saying"
"I met this one person who said" = "I have not spoken to anyone about this"
"Bigger/larger/most/[any superlative adjective] than it's ever been before" = "It's fairly middling"
"Not many people know" or "Did you know that" = "I just found out"
"I don't know if you knew that" = "Literally everyone knew that but me"
"Fake news" = "This news makes me look bad"
"They have come up to me and said" = "No one has come up to me and said anything"
"You look at what's going on/happening with it" = "I don't know anything about it"
"It's a complete disaster" = "There's not really anything wrong with it"
"So many things" = "I can't think of a single thing"
"They asked me for [something of value] but I said no" = "They didn't ask me for anything"
"We're doing a lot of things with [department or service]" = "We haven't done anything with it"
"I've been looking at it very closely/strongly" = "I haven't looked into it at all"
"It was a big problem and I fixed" = "I'm taking credit for something I had nothing to do with"
"Nobody could do it before" or "Others tried to do it but they couldn't" = if bad: "No one tried nor wanted to do it". if good: "All sorts of people could do it and did"
"No President has done more for them" = "I haven't done anything for them"
"We may do something about it" = "We're not going to do anything about it"
"It started under Obama" = "Obama wasn't President when it started" or "Obama had nothing to do with it"
"We inherited a mess from Obama" = "Obama gave us a smooth, clean operation and we promptly got rid of it."
"It started [time] ago" = "I only found out about it [time] ago"
"We'll have something for you soon/two weeks" = "I'll have nothing for you and I'm hoping you'll forget all about it"
"Nobody is better/more at [positive traits or virtues] than me" = "I literally possess none of these qualities"
"There are many ways I can do it" = "I have one way and I'll try it over and over until it works"
"Only the best people" = "My friends and sycophants who help me get away with crimes"
"No one knows more about it than me" = "I don't know anything about it"
"I would never do that" = "I'm doing that right now"
"[reading off teleprompter]...that's so true" = "I am reading this for the first time and did not know that"
"I haven't really thought about it" = "I've been obsessed with it 24 hours a day"
"She's not my type" = "I resent any woman who doesn't desire me sexually"
"I hardly know him" = "I was best friends with him for decades"
"He's been treated very unfairly" = "He's been treated the same as everyone else in his situation"
"Excuse me" = "I'm allowed to interrupt you but you aren't allowed to interrupt me"
"...America" = "...Me"
"You know, it's very interesting" = "I bet you don't know about this thing I just made up"
"You're a very rude person" = "You don't talk about me with gasping praise"
"I like working/I like to work" = "I like golfing/I like to golf"
"We've done things few people thought possible" = "We did very pedestrian things that other people have done and do all the time."
"And he said 'Sir...'" = "I'm making up this imaginary conversation where powerful people show deference to me."
"A friend of mine" = "I have no friends"
"He's done a fantastic job" = "I don't know what he does"
"tremendous progress is being made" = "I couldn't tell you what that progress actually is"
"...like never before" = "I am ranking this using non-existent subjective criteria that I just made up"
"It was a mess" or "It was all over the place" = "This is my vague assessment of something I haven't looked into but I know is bad for me."
"Nobody's seen anything like it" = "I haven't seen anything like it"
"So I said why don't you just [ignorant idea or suggestion]" = "I'm fabricating a conversation that I had with an expert where I come up with all the good ideas and they praise my out-of-the-box thinking"
 
3 days ago  

I want that sauce Morty!: NeedlesslyCanadian: Hoaxes to date:

1) Russia attacked the 2016 election and boosted Trump: Not a hoax, proven countless times over by law enforcement and the USIC.

2) Trump colluded with a hostile foreign power to win the 2016 election: Not a hoax, ample evidence in the unredacted Special Counsel report, as well as completely damning evidence that came out in the Roger Stone trial which has led to more of the Special Counsel report being unredacted.

3) The Special Counsel investigation itself: Not a hoax. Appointed and authorized by Republican members of the Department of Justice, repeatedly found to have legal standing in courts of law. Investigated and discovered rampant criminality at all levels of the Trump 2016 campaign.

4) Impeachment & Ukraine: Not a hoax. Mountains of evidence prove that Trump attempted to coerce Ukraine into interfering in the 2020 election on his behalf. Worse still, mountains more evidence are out there, but the pondscum John Bolton decided that selling a book meant more than saving 320 million Americans from a corrupt, treasonous president.

5) Coronavirus: 125,000 dead Americans and counting.

If Trump's gang is going to ignore subpoenas, we need to ignore his pardons.


I think with all the info that has come out/is coming out that Trump is a literal traitor, we need to take an uncomfortably close look at each and every judge appointed by the treason weasel and if ANYTHING smells even slightly off then have them replaced.
 
3 days ago  
Turns out this is an easy exercise in governing then.

Trump should have no problem executing a swift and firm denunciation against Russia and Putin, with strong economic sanctions to follow.

Right guys? Guys....? Why is everyone laughing?
 
3 days ago  

I want that sauce Morty!: NeedlesslyCanadian: Hoaxes to date:

1) Russia attacked the 2016 election and boosted Trump: Not a hoax, proven countless times over by law enforcement and the USIC.

2) Trump colluded with a hostile foreign power to win the 2016 election: Not a hoax, ample evidence in the unredacted Special Counsel report, as well as completely damning evidence that came out in the Roger Stone trial which has led to more of the Special Counsel report being unredacted.

3) The Special Counsel investigation itself: Not a hoax. Appointed and authorized by Republican members of the Department of Justice, repeatedly found to have legal standing in courts of law. Investigated and discovered rampant criminality at all levels of the Trump 2016 campaign.

4) Impeachment & Ukraine: Not a hoax. Mountains of evidence prove that Trump attempted to coerce Ukraine into interfering in the 2020 election on his behalf. Worse still, mountains more evidence are out there, but the pondscum John Bolton decided that selling a book meant more than saving 320 million Americans from a corrupt, treasonous president.

5) Coronavirus: 125,000 dead Americans and counting.

If Trump's gang is going to ignore subpoenas, we need to ignore his pardons.


At this point I'm not sure pardons existing at all as a concept is even a good thing.
 
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