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5 days ago  
No, the plague was sent by God. How many warning signs do you need
 
5 days ago  
Trump was sent by god... Shiva the Destroyer
 
5 days ago  

mjjt: No, the plague was sent by God. How many warning signs do you need


God can send more than one thing. Egypt got a whole string of presents since they couldn't take a hint.
 
5 days ago  
The paywall was a plague sent by God.
 
5 days ago  
Billy Graham would never talk about who he voted for. Now that he's dead, I can tell you he voted for me.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Any god who saddled us with Trump is not a good and just god. I suppose that you could make a divine retribution argument though.
 
5 days ago  

iheartscotch: Any god who saddled us with Trump is not a good and just god. I suppose that you could make a divine retribution argument though.


But he is consistent, from an OT POV
 
5 days ago  
If God is an uneducated white guy with "economic anxiety", then yeah sure.
 
5 days ago  
Well that whole thing wasn't frightening at all /s
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: The paywall was a plague sent by God.


https://outline.com/wD6SjN
 
5 days ago  

mjjt: No, the plague was sent by God. How many warning signs do you need

The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months.
Revelation 13:5

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5 days ago  
He didn't specify which god.

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5 days ago  
Wasn't the concept of Devine Right of Kings one of the beefs the founders had?  Hence "consent of the governed" and "by the people, for the people".

//ok the by the people was 87 years later. But he understood.
 
5 days ago  
You know, Ben Carson came to me because he ran a very effective campaign. And he did a good job. He really did. You know, he came in one of the top people.

Total delegates2,472
Votes needed for nomination1,237 (simple majority)
Results (President)
Trump (NY): 1,725 (69.78%)
Cruz (TX): 484 (19.58%)
Kasich (OH): 125 (5.06%)
Rubio (FL): 123 (4.98%)
Carson (FL): 7 (0.28%)
Bush (FL): 3 (0.12%)
Paul (KY): 2 (0.08%)

Compare to the 1972 Democratic National Convention:
Shirley Chisholm 152 (5.04%)
 
5 days ago  

whither_apophis: Trump was sent by god... Shiva the Destroyer


Shiva has multiple arms and can dance.

Trump has multiple chins and can't even tackle a ramp.
 
5 days ago  

whither_apophis: Trump was sent by god... Shiva the Destroyer


Shiva would not have sent a coward.  Actually, now that I think about it - that's exactly what she would do.  We do not deserve an honourable death at the hands of a brave slayer.
 
5 days ago  
When I'm old and frail and I start taking account of everything I've seen in my life, I cannot imagine being able to name a more despicable, hypocritical, destructive being than "religious Trump voter."
 
5 days ago  

HighOnCraic: You know, Ben Carson came to me because he ran a very effective campaign. And he did a good job. He really did. You know, he came in one of the top people.

Total delegates2,472
Votes needed for nomination1,237 (simple majority)
Results (President)
Trump (NY): 1,725 (69.78%)
Cruz (TX): 484 (19.58%)
Kasich (OH): 125 (5.06%)
Rubio (FL): 123 (4.98%)
Carson (FL): 7 (0.28%)
Bush (FL): 3 (0.12%)
Paul (KY): 2 (0.08%)

Compare to the 1972 Democratic National Convention:
Shirley Chisholm 152 (5.04%)


To be fair, Shirley Chisholm was qualified for the office.
 
5 days ago  
When the President talks to God...
 
5 days ago  
I'm... not really sure you can get more definitive divine feedback on a ruler/leader than a plague that kills Americans specifically at more than five times the per captia rate of the global average.

Do they need it to literally start killing the first son of every family specifically to take the hint on god's opinion, here?
 
5 days ago  
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Yoink!
 
5 days ago  
He thinks he's God's gift to America.

Apparently God gets his gifts from the dumpster behind the 97¢ store.
 
5 days ago  

whither_apophis: Trump was sent by god... Shiva the Destroyer


Shiva destorys to bring benefit to mankind. Do not insult him by associating him with Donald.
 
5 days ago  

Boondock3806: When I'm old and frail and I start taking account of everything I've seen in my life, I cannot imagine being able to name a more despicable, hypocritical, destructive being than "religious Trump voter."


They fancy themselves martyrs, but they're really crusaders. You know crusaders, the Christian term for jihadists. Same BS.
 
5 days ago  
Maybe...... Satan?
 
5 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: He didn't specify which god.

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I know Cthulhu doesn't even want his name tainted by mention of that bloated sack of pigeon shiat... wouldn't put it past Juiblex though.
 
5 days ago  
So. Just to count.

We have a deadly global plague. There is a vast infestation of locusts about to devour whatever grains exist in East Africa and Southwest Asia. The Toronto River turned red in March. Probably best to leave the various earthquakes, pestilences and nations rising against nations where we found them but no one should pretend they aren't happening. And Trumpers think ... what, again? The bloated orange gasbag was sent by God?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
It's getting to be a habit with him. The same guy interviewed him for The 700 Club maybe a week ago or is this the same one? It's hard to keep track.
 
5 days ago  

Majin_Buu: Gordon Bennett: He didn't specify which god.

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I know Cthulhu doesn't even want his name tainted by mention of that bloated sack of pigeon shiat... wouldn't put it past Juiblex though.


My money's on Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, that wily biatch is always up to something. Of course, it could just be the banana stand all over again.

Hiddukel is another strong possibility.
 
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Elegy: mjjt: No, the plague was sent by God. How many warning signs do you need

The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months.
Revelation 13:5

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Using the Gregorian calendar, sure, you have a few weeks.

A prophetic year is 360 days. And a month being 30 days. 42 months = 1,260 days.

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July 3rd will be 42 months (1260 days)
Happy friday!
 
5 days ago  

grumpfuff: whither_apophis: Trump was sent by god... Shiva the Destroyer

Shiva destorys to bring benefit to mankind. Do not insult him by associating him with Donald.


Well... what if Donnie Dumdum leads to the destruction of the GOP?
 
5 days ago  

whither_apophis: Trump was sent by god... Shiva the Destroyer


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I'm going with Pazzuzu..
 
5 days ago  
'The Owl Who Was God' By James Thurber | Narrated By Naseeruddin Shah | FNP Media
Youtube tdYV32qBoaw
 
5 days ago  
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saturn badger: It's getting to be a habit with him. The same guy interviewed him for The 700 Club maybe a week ago or is this the same one? It's hard to keep track.


Then he's god.
 
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4 days ago  

Boondock3806: When I'm old and frail and I start taking account of everything I've seen in my life, I cannot imagine being able to name a more despicable, hypocritical, destructive being than "religious Trump voter."


But you still want to die in your own bed with a belly full of wine and someone's mouth going to town on your genitals right?

(Yes, I know that's not the correct quote, I'm just trying to make it as gender inclusive as possible)
 
4 days ago  

shpritz: grumpfuff: whither_apophis: Trump was sent by god... Shiva the Destroyer

Shiva destorys to bring benefit to mankind. Do not insult him by associating him with Donald.

Well... what if Donnie Dumdum leads to the destruction of the GOP?


And nothing of value was lost.
 
4 days ago  

Petey4335: Elegy: mjjt: No, the plague was sent by God. How many warning signs do you need

The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months.
Revelation 13:5

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Using the Gregorian calendar, sure, you have a few weeks.

A prophetic year is 360 days. And a month being 30 days. 42 months = 1,260 days.

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July 3rd will be 42 months (1260 days)
Happy friday!


So in a scene not unlike one in the "The Ten Commandments",Trump goes to Mt Rushmore to celebrate Independence Day, and a massive earthquake causes the heads of the presidents to fall off the mountain, crushing Trump and several of his followers, while others fall into cracks caused by the earthquake.
 
4 days ago  
Spot?
 
4 days ago  

mysha: Petey4335: Elegy: mjjt: No, the plague was sent by God. How many warning signs do you need

The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months.
Revelation 13:5

[Fark user image image 425x254]

Using the Gregorian calendar, sure, you have a few weeks.

A prophetic year is 360 days. And a month being 30 days. 42 months = 1,260 days.

[Fark user image 425x91]

July 3rd will be 42 months (1260 days)
Happy friday!

So in a scene not unlike one in the "The Ten Commandments",Trump goes to Mt Rushmore to celebrate Independence Day, and a massive earthquake causes the heads of the presidents to fall off the mountain, crushing Trump and several of his followers, while others fall into cracks caused by the earthquake.


One may dream...
 
4 days ago  
God put Nebuchadnezzar there. This didn't go so well for just about anybody, including Nebuchadnezzar, except in the very longest of terms. That wasn't the point.

Did God put Trump there? I don't know, but I would not be so quick to assume that if He did, that it was meant as a blessing.
 
4 days ago  
America already settled where it stands on the Divine Right of Kings...
Schoolhouse Rock- No More Kings
Youtube cAZ8QJgFHOg
 
4 days ago  
That whole shtick is meaningless. Cancer was sent by God. Ice Cream. Obama. Dust mites. The movie "Walk on the Wild Side".  The con men Evangelical Preachers don't bring that up when they're ripping some Democrat.  Why? Because they are con men.
 
4 days ago  
everybody was sent here by god, I don't understand the relevance.
 
4 days ago  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: everybody was sent here by god, I don't understand the relevance.


I escaped from God.
 
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