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5 days ago  
Nearer My God, To Thee indeed.
 
5 days ago  
For people who love Jesus, they sure seem to be in a hurry to go see him
 
5 days ago  
I don't. I hope he catches it and dies gasping.
 
5 days ago  

HighlanderRPI: For people who love Jesus, they sure seem to be in a hurry to go see him


I don't get it. It's wilful stupidity.
 
5 days ago  
Lord knows that empty-headed, malignant, shiat pile of a human doesn't have any thoughts to go with them.
 
5 days ago  
I'm beginning to think that the snake handlers are the sane ones
 
5 days ago  

Lady J: HighlanderRPI: For people who love Jesus, they sure seem to be in a hurry to go see him

I don't get it. It's wilful stupidity.


They prefer the word faith.
 
5 days ago  

neongoats: I don't. I hope he catches it and dies gasping.


No. Do not wish death on anyone. That is horrible. Much like I'm against the death penalty.

Having to live the next 20 odd years carrying around an oxygen tank and not being able to walk up a few stairs? Maybe.
 
5 days ago  
Eine grosse Pest is unser Gott.
 
5 days ago  
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We just don't want to go back to normal, do we?
 
5 days ago  
If you do not worship me, I will smite you.
 
5 days ago  
Wow. Another rally held in a church.  I guess the founding fathers weren't too serious about that speration of church and state.  Maybe they weren't that serious about having a constitutional right to short sleeve shirts.  You know, bare arms
 
5 days ago  
a lot of government events happening in churches.

tho i guess one was an election rally.
which seems worse.
 
5 days ago  
Well, Nancy might just her shot at the Big Chair after all...
 
5 days ago  
I get it, President Obama tried to put us all in FEMA deathcamps, but do we really need "Freedom Rallies"?
 
5 days ago  

Petey4335: No. Do not wish death on anyone. That is horrible. Much like I'm against the death penalty.


No, fark you. Sorry not sorry. The funniest thing about this pandemic is people who deny that the virus is real. You see social media posts from them, or hear their comments, or similar. 

And then you read their obituary. And they died of COVID-19.

That's seriously roll on the floor hilarious. Every time.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Yes. YesSSSS! (Brain's voice)
 
5 days ago  
Hope they all get covid and die. More so since they are Baptist
 
5 days ago  
Petey4335:

But with that he still does gasping, just 20 some odd years of suffering added to it.........oh I get it now.
 
5 days ago  

neongoats: I don't. I hope he catches it and dies gasping.


No me, at least not for a few months/year or so.  The absolute last thing that this country needs is either him or worse Trump dying before the election.  The GOP would turn them into instant martyrs & ram through all sorts of bills under "It's what he/they would have wanted...".

So healthy until the election & 'then' they can die a horrible death (or be dragged off to prison)
 
5 days ago  
It's almost like they're trying to force the second coming.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

johnny queso: a lot of government events happening in churches.

tho i guess one was an election rally.
which seems worse.


I assume they will all lose their tax-exempt status for hosting a partisan campaign event, right?
 
5 days ago  
Well... I guess when you are slathered (lathered?) in Jesus, the 'rona can't get you. Now, let's just wait and see who Jesus actually talks to, and who he ignores...
(I love experiments!)
 
5 days ago  
Judas wore a mask when he betrayed Jesus.

But it wasnt a surgical mask it was one of those Greek tragedy ones with the big stupid smile.  It's actually a miracle the Romans took him seriously at all.  Well, the opposite of a miracle, or something.
 
5 days ago  

Petey4335: neongoats: I don't. I hope he catches it and dies gasping.

No. Do not wish death on anyone. That is horrible. Much like I'm against the death penalty.

Having to live the next 20 odd years carrying around an oxygen tank and not being able to walk up a few stairs? Maybe.


No. I want them all to end. It's the most merciful thing that can happen for the rest of us.
 
5 days ago  
Thank god they closed the bars though.
 
5 days ago  

born_yesterday: Judas wore a mask when he betrayed Jesus.

But it wasnt a surgical mask it was one of those Greek tragedy ones with the big stupid smile.  It's actually a miracle the Romans took him seriously at all.  Well, the opposite of a miracle, or something.


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5 days ago  

johnny queso: a lot of government events happening in churches.

tho i guess one was an election rally.
which seems worse.


Johnson amendment is only an issue when Dem's do it ..
 
5 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: Wow. Another rally held in a church.  I guess the founding fathers weren't too serious about that speration of church and state.  Maybe they weren't that serious about having a constitutional right to short sleeve shirts.  You know, bare arms


i type slow
 
5 days ago  
According to the article, they wore masks but took them off to sing, and about half the audience had masks on. Not sure if that raises or lowers the stupidity level present.
 
5 days ago  
Hark, the COVID angels sing. Pence has come, the infection king.
 
5 days ago  
tl/dr:

Texas at the First Baptist Church
/also,Pence
//
feel free to extrapolate
 
5 days ago  

Gonz: Petey4335: No. Do not wish death on anyone. That is horrible. Much like I'm against the death penalty.

No, fark you. Sorry not sorry. The funniest thing about this pandemic is people who deny that the virus is real. You see social media posts from them, or hear their comments, or similar. 

And then you read their obituary. And they died of COVID-19.

That's seriously roll on the floor hilarious. Every time.


I wish I had specific stats like that.

I'd praise God every.damn.day for killing the traitors who support the traitor in chief.

No rest for the wicked or their memories.

/f*ck #TraitorTrump
//f*ck #TraitorTrumpSupporters
///I've got many many more slashies than 3 when it comes to Trump & the MAGAts
 
5 days ago  
I'm sure they are, but Satan's kinda busy working on Trump's campaign so I'm betting he hasn't listened to them yet.
 
5 days ago  
"Mighty Nurgle! Festering grandfather of plagues! Hear your servants prayer! Look upon the devastation I have wrought, the diseases I have spread, the unbelievers I have infested with you're suppurating truth. I beg of your favor and your boon, that I might strive all the harder to spread your blessings across the stars."
 
5 days ago  

UncleDirtNap: I'm sure they are, but Satan's kinda busy working on Trump's campaign so I'm betting he hasn't listened to them yet.


Satan is overwhelmed with unscheduled new arrivals and has nothing to do with Donald J Trump.
 
5 days ago  
The farked up thing is that while we're all taking precautions, these mofos are tripping gaily around, keeping the economy bogged and the deaths surging.  Selfish coonts!
 
5 days ago  

geoduck42: According to the article, they wore masks but took them off to sing, and about half the audience had masks on. Not sure if that raises or lowers the stupidity level present.


Jesus is a little hard of hearing and they wanted to make sure they could sing loud enough to get his attention.  Hopefully they woke Old Testament God from his nap instead.
 
5 days ago  

AuralArgument: Petey4335:

But with that he still does gasping, just 20 some odd years of suffering added to it.........oh I get it now.


The suffering is important to understand Christ's suffering.  The more one suffers, the closer they are to God.

Normally the "suffering" applies to "other people" though.
 
5 days ago  
You would think the leader of the coronavirus taskforce would take his job seriously but I have yet to see it happen.
 
5 days ago  
Look at all those white fatties
 
5 days ago  

geoduck42: According to the article, they wore masks but took them off to sing, and about half the audience had masks on. Not sure if that raises or lowers the stupidity level present.


Removing a mask to sing in a choir is like removing a condom to fark at an orgy.
 
5 days ago  

Godwalk: Thank god they closed the bars though.


In Tulsa, some bar owners are voluntarily closing their bars again because of the Coronavirus.

Apparently, some bar owners are wiser than some church leaders.
 
5 days ago  

DijitalDharma: It's almost like they're trying to force the second coming.


Bingo

What they don't realize is that makes them evil
 
5 days ago  
No thoughts at all.
 
5 days ago  
Petey4
neongoats: I don't. I hope he catches it and dies gasping.

No. Do not wish death on anyone.


Oh hey, Petey, why do you consider death to be so horrible if every one of us is asked to do it?
Personally I consider death to be an ESCAPE from punishment, as opposed to an actual punishment.

Besides, people like Pence can't wait to get into fake-Christian heaven.
 
5 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: UncleDirtNap: I'm sure they are, but Satan's kinda busy working on Trump's campaign so I'm betting he hasn't listened to them yet.

Satan is overwhelmed with unscheduled new arrivals and has nothing to do with Donald J Trump.


Would you want to bring Trump into your place of business and have him there forever?
 
5 days ago  

HotIgneous Intruder: If you do not worship me, I will smite you.


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