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2020-06-28 12:12:48 PM  
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2020-06-28 12:22:13 PM  
President Sociopath has no regard for human life or suffering be they Americans or any other nationality.
 
2020-06-28 12:23:39 PM  
Any of you in the armed forces, the next time you see these dunce cap wearing idiots say they support the troops and sing their crappy country patriotic songs, just remember this was what their leader was up to when Putin was bounty hunting for American scalps.
 
2020-06-28 12:24:43 PM  
Briefs?? He thinks briefs are a type of underwear. Also, if it isn't about him he doesn't give a fark.
 
2020-06-28 12:28:41 PM  
fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.
 
2020-06-28 12:30:31 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


He's retweeting a link to a New York times article.
 
2020-06-28 12:33:25 PM  
Ok, it was in the PDB. What makes you think he read that, or that anyone told him about it cuz he'd be askeered AND pissed if he knew cuz he'd have to tell his boss in Russia that this was...um..."unacceptable"?
 
2020-06-28 12:34:05 PM  
So... This is easy.

If the NYT is lying sue them, Cheetohlini.

Then discovery and my entire island will run out of popcorn.
 
2020-06-28 12:38:33 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


What are you on about? It originated as NY Times article and has been verified by CNN and Sky News.
 
2020-06-28 12:41:58 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


If twitter is good enough for the president of the United States...
 
2020-06-28 12:42:05 PM  
Called it.
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2020-06-28 12:42:47 PM  
Like Trump ever pays attention to the daily briefs. He's too busy watching Fox & Friends to see how great he's doing.
 
2020-06-28 12:44:07 PM  
SEX PISTOLS - NO FEELINGS
Youtube wHiGR0iuTUo

Trump's theme song, it seems.
 
2020-06-28 12:44:29 PM  
Of course he was lying, I can't even pretend to be shocked.
 
2020-06-28 12:45:03 PM  
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2020-06-28 12:53:59 PM  
Lying? What gave it away?

Oh, that he's breathing.

This is how he do, and y'all know it...
 
2020-06-28 12:54:57 PM  
So this isn't enough to get his ass thrown out or at least voted out?
 
2020-06-28 12:55:14 PM  
Lying might be too strong a term.

I mean, how do you expect a guy to tweet 100+ times a day, golf whenever possible, watch hours of cable news, AND pay attention during his daily intelligence briefing. It's impossible!
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2020-06-28 12:56:20 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


If you had even an ounce of sense, you wouldn't post on Fark complaining about every goddamn tweet you see. Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, you complained about a lack of journalistic integrity, when he was tweeting a link to a fact-checked article, verified by other outlets as well. How do you still not understand what Fark is? When you make a mistake that obvious, you are going to get dogpiled. Fark doesn't allow you to resist reality.
 
2020-06-28 12:56:26 PM  
Look, he's already said he doesn't read the PDBs so he obviously doesn't know about any particular matters of national urgency. What more do you want from POTUS?
 
2020-06-28 12:58:18 PM  
Gee, a Republican President having a serious threat to Americans put in a Presidential Daily Briefing, and ignoring it.

When did I hear that before?


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bin_L​a​din_Determined_To_Strike_in_US

AUGUST 6, 2001.

LEARN FROM HISTORY.

NEVER. VOTE. FOR. REPUBLICANS.
 
2020-06-28 1:02:10 PM  
Let's see one, just ONE, political ad on TV that just goes for the throat of the Republican Party by citing both Bush and Trump blowing off their intelligence briefs.

Why do we refuse to go after the Republican track record on ignoring threats to America?  Or being good friends with them if there is money to be made somewhere in the process for the Republicans in question and/or their friends and donors?
 
2020-06-28 1:02:25 PM  
Has there been a more outrageous presidential scandal in modern times?  I'm still waiting for all of the info to come out, but this takes the cake.
 
2020-06-28 1:03:01 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Called it.
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He was elected to lead, not to read!
 
2020-06-28 1:05:49 PM  

HighOnCraic: Someone Else's Alt: Called it.
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He was elected to lead Tweet, not to read!


ftfy
 
2020-06-28 1:07:25 PM  
Yello - Of Course I'm Lying HQ
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2020-06-28 1:09:35 PM  

buttercat: Has there been a more outrageous presidential scandal in modern times?  I'm still waiting for all of the info to come out, but this takes the cake.


The tan suit.
 
2020-06-28 1:10:37 PM  

buttercat: Has there been a more outrageous presidential scandal in modern times?  I'm still waiting for all of the info to come out, but this takes the cake.


Mustard, of course.
 
2020-06-28 1:13:23 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


wut
 
2020-06-28 1:14:35 PM  
This is going to keep getting worse.
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-06-28 1:15:39 PM  
British intelligence has confirmed it -
https://news.sky.com/story/russia-paid​-taliban-fighters-to-attack-british-tr​oops-in-afghanistan-12016425

This is truly shocking - I don't know if he was briefed, but we definitely know he is lying to cover for Russia
 
2020-06-28 1:15:45 PM  

buttercat: Has there been a more outrageous presidential scandal in modern times?  I'm still waiting for all of the info to come out, but this takes the cake.


What Obama did to those bongos was unspeakable.
 
2020-06-28 1:16:49 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


More drugs or less, your call.
 
2020-06-28 1:17:13 PM  
Okay, so it was in the PDB. But was it in his bowl of Cheerios, as part of a tasty and nutritious breakfast?
 
2020-06-28 1:19:46 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: This is going to keep getting worse.


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Quick and dirty
 
2020-06-28 1:20:07 PM  
I WAS ELECTED TO LEAD, NOT TO READ.

*machine gun noises*
 
2020-06-28 1:20:15 PM  

Xai: This is truly shocking


Not really. It fits perfectly with his known behavior.

1) It makes Russia look bad which affects Trump financially.
2) It makes his Taliban peace plan look bad which affects Trump politically.

It's all about him.
 
2020-06-28 1:22:04 PM  

Man On A Mission: Like Trump ever pays attention to the daily briefs. He's too busy watching Fox & Friends to see how great he's doing.


Can't say where I heard this, but it's a reliable source.

There was a specialist on Iran who was brought in to give a supplemental briefing on the Iranian nuclear program one time near the beginning of this administration, along with a couple of other CIA folks. A few minutes into the briefing Trump summoned one of the WH orderlies. Shortly thereafter, the orderly returned with a tray of chocolate milk shakes. and for the remainder of the briefing pretty much all Trump did was talk about the milkshakes and how great the milkshakes were and had anyone there ever had a better milkshake?

/true story
//I think I've told it before
 
2020-06-28 1:24:53 PM  

HighOnCraic: Someone Else's Alt: Called it.
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He was elected to lead, not to read!


Oooo.... you. You just made the list, buddy.
 
2020-06-28 1:28:37 PM  

pueblonative: Any of you in the armed forces, the next time you see these dunce cap wearing idiots say they support the troops and sing their crappy country patriotic songs, just remember this was what their leader was up to when Putin was bounty hunting for American scalps.



Also remember that he DEFINITELY knows NOW and still hasn't said a single god dammed word about it except to deny when he found out.

He doesn't care if there is a bounty on your head or the head of a loved one. Think about that in the voting booth this year.
 
2020-06-28 1:28:39 PM  
FAKE NEWS!!! Nice try libulardos!!! We all know he can't read and they ran out of crayons that day.

If he's illiterate, YOU MUST ACQUIT!

/F*ck I can't wait until this ends.
 
2020-06-28 1:29:04 PM  
LOL. Something this big was bound to get out. Although, nobody is actually going to DO anything about it.
 
2020-06-28 1:29:22 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


He was tweeting a time article.
Maybe dial down the poutrage and learn how to read?
 
2020-06-28 1:29:41 PM  
How long until Dump admits he saw it but then makes some Trumpian "legal" distinction that they don't really have evidence that Putin himself ordered requested the bounties?

Hours or days?
 
2020-06-28 1:32:13 PM  
Trump has access to the largest, most sophisticated intelligence gathering agencies on the planet...all he has to do is pick up a phone...or read his farking daily briefing.

Being unaware shows his total disregard and lack of involvement bordering on criminal negligence.
 
2020-06-28 1:32:30 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: fark you, Seth Abrahamson, and our farking shiat friends in journalism. if you even read this...

If you had even an ounce of integrity, you would stop Tweeting every goddam thing that you hear. instead, you would wait until you could confirm.

Thanks to your shiatty self-importance, lending your journalistic credibility to tweets, once again Trump wins. You stated a problem before you know the details. Trump took advantage of your vulnerable and uninformed tweets to state his message. Now you finally get around to fact-checking.

You pieces of shiat journalists. How do you still not understand what Twitter is? it is bait to force you to state a problem immediately before you know any facts about it, in too small a space to educate the reader. Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


I don't have anything of substance to add.  I think everyone else pretty much covered the bases.  I just thought you might like to see your handle in bold text again.
 
2020-06-28 1:32:42 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: How long until Dump admits he saw it but then makes some Trumpian "legal" distinction that they don't really have evidence that Putin himself ordered requested the bounties?

Hours or days?


Donny didn't regard the intelligence as proven or something. That's how this is gonna play. Or, he'll say that he knew about it the entire time and called Pooty; who assured Donny that it was all FAKE NEWS.
 
2020-06-28 1:32:46 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Time and space are strictly controlled by Twitter and its aesthetic. Twitter and its retweets (rewteets replace your credibility, they do not measure it), is bait to make you support and empower Fascists. The medium is your message. Twitter doesn't allow you to resist Trump.


Marshall McLuhan, on my Fark?

Bennie, my four favorite philosophers of all time are all post-modernists: Deleuze & Guattari, Foucault, Baudrillard, in that order. I would love to talk with you about subverting the growth of arboreal capitalist ontologies with a new, rhizomatic ontology that branches it's way through our post-capitalist third order simulation and grasps the underlying structuralist power of tabular organization as used by the state.

But first, you are have to let me but that shiat you're smoking. Because that shiat looks like it's fire and there's no way for me to get on your level without trying it.
 
2020-06-28 1:33:46 PM  

Sin'sHero: Okay, so it was in the PDB. But was it in his bowl of Cheerios, as part of a tasty and nutritious breakfast?


They actually took extraordinary measures to make sure the President saw it, by having the kitchen staff arrange a summary in his Alpha Bits.
 
2020-06-28 1:33:57 PM  
But first, you are have to let me hit that shiat you're smoking.

Stop bogarting and pass that shiat already
 
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