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7009 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Jun 2020 at 2:35 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Just makes me stabby.

You only have to do one thing. One simple thing.

And these MAGA farks can't even do that much.

fark it. Good luck. You're all going to need it
 
5 days ago  
shiat like this should get you put on the no fly list.
 
5 days ago  

shopball: shiat like this should get you put on the no fly list.


Far too white to ever make it on to that list
 
5 days ago  
Oh look, he has no chin.

Shocking.
 
5 days ago  
Ideal this would trigger the Air Marshal, but he's probably a MAGAt, too.
 
5 days ago  
And two children sitting behind this farking moron.
 
5 days ago  
He looks like Pay-Doh took humam form.
 
5 days ago  

Butterflew: Oh look, he has no chin.

Shocking.


You can just tell he is doing this intentionally for the reaction.
 
5 days ago  

GardenWeasel: Ideal this would trigger the Air Marshal, but he's probably a MAGAt, too.


Flight attendants should have woken him and insisted he wear it properly and if he refused, divert the plane to land and arrest him for endangering everyone. Also send him the bill for the trouble.

These assholes think they can do whatever they want because they've never faced consequences for their bad behavior.
 
5 days ago  

GardenWeasel: Butterflew: Oh look, he has no chin.

Shocking.

You can just tell he is doing this intentionally for the reaction.


That's the only reason they do anything. They wear the hat in public looking for a reaction. The mask is just another thing to "trigger the libs". They know what they're doing, absolutely.
 
5 days ago  
I'm calling fake. Its either a photoshop or deliberate set up for viral purposes (no pun intended)

- John Dalby (@snoopjohnd) June 28, 2020
Great, sounds like this guy's seen a few shops and pixels. On the plus side, Lincoln Project has retweeted it so visibility will be higher.
 
5 days ago  

Iamos: I'm calling fake. Its either a photoshop or deliberate set up for viral purposes (no pun intended)

- John Dalby (@snoopjohnd) June 28, 2020
Great, sounds like this guy's seen a few shops and pixels. On the plus side, Lincoln Project has retweeted it so visibility will be higher.


Nah, based on the gut, neckbeard, and lack of hair under the hat, this checks every Trumper checkbox.
 
5 days ago  
From the tweet thread

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5 days ago  

Iamos: I'm calling fake. Its either a photoshop or deliberate set up for viral purposes (no pun intended)

- John Dalby (@snoopjohnd) June 28, 2020
Great, sounds like this guy's seen a few shops and pixels. On the plus side, Lincoln Project has retweeted it so visibility will be higher.


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5 days ago  

GardenWeasel: Iamos: I'm calling fake. Its either a photoshop or deliberate set up for viral purposes (no pun intended)

- John Dalby (@snoopjohnd) June 28, 2020
Great, sounds like this guy's seen a few shops and pixels. On the plus side, Lincoln Project has retweeted it so visibility will be higher.

Nah, based on the gut, neckbeard, and lack of hair under the hat, this checks every Trumper checkbox.


Sorry, I failed with embedded tweet. 100% agree this was a MAGAT who thought he was being clever.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
"Hey Vern, get a picture of me with my mask up...that'll show them libruls..and I will go viral.."
 
5 days ago  

Butterflew: Oh look, he has no chin.

Shocking.


I think he's got several.
 
5 days ago  

Butterflew: Oh look, he has no chin.

Shocking.


Oh that just means that Vince McMahon is his actual father
 
5 days ago  

Gubbo: Just makes me stabby.

You only have to do one thing. One simple thing.

And these MAGA farks can't even do that much.

fark it. Good luck. You're all going to need it


I would definitely "accidentally" spill my coffee on him.
 
5 days ago  

GardenWeasel: Iamos: I'm calling fake. Its either a photoshop or deliberate set up for viral purposes (no pun intended)

- John Dalby (@snoopjohnd) June 28, 2020
Great, sounds like this guy's seen a few shops and pixels. On the plus side, Lincoln Project has retweeted it so visibility will be higher.

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The girl behind him doesn't have it over her nose, but it is still doing better than him.
 
5 days ago  

Butterflew: [Fark user image 425x521]


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5 days ago  
Those kids behind that Fat Maga look positively haunted.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
The physical embodiment of the stupid asshole.
 
5 days ago  
That chinless fark couldn't wear a mask properly if he tried.
 
5 days ago  

Walker: GardenWeasel: Iamos: I'm calling fake. Its either a photoshop or deliberate set up for viral purposes (no pun intended)

- John Dalby (@snoopjohnd) June 28, 2020
Great, sounds like this guy's seen a few shops and pixels. On the plus side, Lincoln Project has retweeted it so visibility will be higher.

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The girl behind him doesn't have it over her nose, but it is still doing better than him.


She's also reaching back, so she may be in the act of replacing it after taking a drink, or something, and just hasn't readjusted everything yet.
 
5 days ago  
On the one hand, it's not the worst idea for a sleeping mask when there isn't anything left.

On the other hand, it doesn't replace the need for the one covering his mouth and nose. There's no real issue wearing it that way IF he has another that is being worn properly...
 
5 days ago  

Butterflew: These assholes think they can do whatever they want because they've never faced consequences for their bad behavior.


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5 days ago  
He's infecting people sArCaStiCaLLy.
 
5 days ago  
It's assault. Until there's a vaccine or cure, this is assault.
 
5 days ago  
It would be perfect if he stuck the earbuds up his nose.
 
5 days ago  
That does help explain the condom on his thumb at least...
 
5 days ago  
The dangers of in-breeding.
 
5 days ago  
It's a sentient Mr. Potatohead.
 
5 days ago  
Just tell them the virus is airborne socialism. They'll be wearing hazmat suits before the day is up.
 
5 days ago  
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Haven't made one of these in awhile.
 
5 days ago  
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kids behind him planning something.
 
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5 days ago  

Butterflew: GardenWeasel: Butterflew: Oh look, he has no chin.

Shocking.

You can just tell he is doing this intentionally for the reaction.

That's the only reason they do anything. They wear the hat in public looking for a reaction. The mask is just another thing to "trigger the libs". They know what they're doing, absolutely.


So get triggered. Take your friends, stand in front of them, and chant "where's your wall?" repeatedly. If they try to walk around you, move to block.
 
5 days ago  
A child could chop that chud in the throat pretty had and probably get away with it.
 
5 days ago  
Pretty *badly
 
5 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [Fark user image 488x492]

Haven't made one of these in awhile.


I just noticed the tape on the seat. Maybe they could have done a bit of maintenance during the downtime.

I hope they checked the oil before taking off.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Walker: GardenWeasel: Iamos: I'm calling fake. Its either a photoshop or deliberate set up for viral purposes (no pun intended)

- John Dalby (@snoopjohnd) June 28, 2020
Great, sounds like this guy's seen a few shops and pixels. On the plus side, Lincoln Project has retweeted it so visibility will be higher.

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The girl behind him doesn't have it over her nose, but it is still doing better than him.

She's also reaching back, so she may be in the act of replacing it after taking a drink, or something, and just hasn't readjusted everything yet.


Also, she's a child. He's supposed to know better.
 
5 days ago  
Sir, we're going to have to ask you to exit the plane for refusing to properly wear your mask.

Fine, where are we landing.

Oh, we're not landing first.
 
5 days ago  

Doctor Funkenstein: He looks like Pay-Doh took humam form.


I know you meant "PLAY-doh," but damn, "Pay-Doh" is a hell of a lot funnier.  +1 for the Doc.
 
5 days ago  
We really need to be calling out airlines more for allowing shiat like this.  Put on your farking mask as per the policy you agreed to when you bought the ticket, or we divert the plane and you get a bill for the fuel plus a lifetime ban.  The stupidity will go down quickly.

/had to fly a couple weeks ago, wore an n95 mask the whole time.  About 15% of passengers had no mask at all.  Didn't hear a peep from any flight attendants.
//thanks American!
 
5 days ago  
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(Cyanide and Happiness did this on the 19th.  Of COURSE reality would catch up with satire this quickly.)
 
5 days ago  

wademh: Sir, we're going to have to ask you to exit the plane for refusing to properly wear your mask.

Fine, where are we landing.

Oh, we're not landing first.


He can use his mask as a parachute.

/or a broach
 
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