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(Some Guy)   Australian jewel beetles have taught us a lot about porn, men, and marriage ...which if you must know started when we found them copulating with empty beer bottles   (ifstudies.org) divider line
    More: Interesting, Pornography, Internet pornography, Human sexuality, Sexual intercourse, Pornography addiction, large group of men, Anti-pornography movement, Human sexual behavior  
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1263 clicks; posted to Geek » on 28 Jun 2020 at 10:26 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-28 6:48:56 PM  
3 votes:
So, the moral is to let your married male-folk enjoy their porn otherwise they'll start banging beer bottles?
Or that a beer bottle up the bum is the key to a happy marriage?

I may not have read the article.
 
2020-06-28 6:52:38 PM  
2 votes:
They can also be sold to Timmy and Tommy for 2400 Bells each, so how bad can they be?
 
2020-06-28 12:46:45 PM  
2 votes:
I know i is Australia and all, but how big does the beetle need to be to be able to bang a beer bottle???
 
2020-06-28 8:07:28 PM  
1 vote:

Satampra Zeiros: So, the moral is to let your married male-folk enjoy their porn otherwise they'll start banging beer bottles?
Or that a beer bottle up the bum is the key to a happy marriage?

I may not have read the article.


I did read the article and my take is that people are finally learning that it's a bad idea to try and get your sexual needs fulfilled by getting married, the better option is to use porn.
 
2020-06-28 5:29:21 PM  
1 vote:

sjmcc13: I know i is Australia and all, but how big does the beetle need to be to be able to bang a beer bottle???


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Seems the beetles are chubby-chasers.

If the large nutted squirrel ever goes extinct they can take over as Fark's totem animal.
 
2020-06-28 11:51:30 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder how much porn the author was forced to enjoy in the name of religious science?
 
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