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2020-06-27 7:19:31 PM  
That headline boldly goes where ... well, one man has gone before.
 
2020-06-27 7:33:27 PM  
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2020-06-27 9:47:44 PM  

Peaceboy: That headline boldly goes where ... well, one man has gone before.


How lucky we are to have such charming submitters of headlines.
 
2020-06-27 10:42:59 PM  
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2020-06-27 10:46:40 PM  
"PICKLE, YOUR COURTS ARE BACK OPEN!"
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2020-06-27 10:47:24 PM  
It's either pickle, or it's ball.

If they become merged, see your doctor.
 
2020-06-27 10:48:49 PM  
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PICKLE YOU, KUMQUAT!!!
 
2020-06-27 10:50:23 PM  
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2020-06-27 11:00:25 PM  
pickleball is fun
 
2020-06-27 11:18:32 PM  
I don't want a pickle
I just want to ride on my motorcycle
 
2020-06-27 11:30:44 PM  
When are the Calvinball courts open?
 
2020-06-27 11:33:12 PM  

The Smails Kid: I don't want a pickle
I just want to ride on my motorcycle


I don't wanna die....
I just wanna ride my motorcy...
cle
 
2020-06-28 12:00:35 AM  
My dad's big into pickleball. It's an easier form of tennis. If it gets people out exercising then it's hard to make fun of it.
 
2020-06-28 12:20:22 AM  
...  where is Pickle-Rick in all this?

I suspect he would enjoy middle aged women hitting him with paddles...
 
2020-06-28 12:21:26 AM  
zekeburger:

According to Calvin all rules there are no real official courts, play on
 
2020-06-28 12:27:01 AM  

GrogSmash: ...  where is Pickle-Rick in all this?

I suspect he would enjoy middle aged women hitting him with paddles...


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2020-06-28 12:33:00 AM  

Russ1642: My dad's big into pickleball. It's an easier form of tennis. If it gets people out exercising then it's hard to make fun of it.


With a name like that, I beg to disagree

/ got fired from my last job for sticking my junk in the pickle slicer
 
2020-06-28 12:41:43 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Russ1642: My dad's big into pickleball. It's an easier form of tennis. If it gets people out exercising then it's hard to make fun of it.

With a name like that, I beg to disagree

/ got fired from my last job for sticking my junk in the pickle slicer


He complained to HR right?
 
2020-06-28 12:46:38 AM  

Russ1642: TorpedoOrca: Russ1642: My dad's big into pickleball. It's an easier form of tennis. If it gets people out exercising then it's hard to make fun of it.

With a name like that, I beg to disagree

/ got fired from my last job for sticking my junk in the pickle slicer

He complained to HR right?


And HE got to keep his job. WTF
 
2020-06-28 12:48:56 AM  
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2020-06-28 12:58:38 AM  
Nothing to see here, Subby!
 
2020-06-28 5:51:43 AM  
pickleball is pretty flipping fun, actually! if you devolved tennis and pingpong into one horrific babby, it still requires only as much or as little skill as you're willing.

we had it in middle school gym class (80s ohio) and while it certainly sounds like one of those truly strange sports that woo-woo hippies (oh, lawd. my elementary school had stuff like that whole-earth-catalog-ginormous-parachut​e-thing... and also squaredancing) and/or typical-insane PE instructors (current tv show Schooled seems familiar!) would invent - it has some advantages: indestructible plastic paddles, non-deflatable balls, works just fine on any standard indoor hardwood gymnasium floor or outdoor asphalt/rubber as well.

and yes, the kids are going to beat the other kids with the paddles, but that was going to happen anyway you already knew that.
 
2020-06-28 7:05:01 AM  

tintar: and yes, the kids are going to beat the other kids with the paddles


The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass With Paddles (The Simpsons)
Youtube IFEJvIfMFfQ
 
2020-06-28 9:05:08 AM  
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2020-06-28 10:19:26 AM  
Did he stick his dick in the pickleball slicer?
 
2020-06-28 11:09:27 AM  
I was expecting more of a surprise
 
2020-06-28 1:39:46 PM  
So I was real bored and Googling people back in my small home town. I Googled my old science teacher, and now he's a Champion Pickleball player. Good for him, I say.
 
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