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(Talking Points Memo)   Bill Barr directs staff to create special antifa task force. Bigfoot and martian invader task forces still in initial planning stages   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2020-06-27 1:35:48 PM  
wonder if the DOJ lawyers made a wanking motion when they read this.
 
2020-06-27 1:39:34 PM  
Didn't the Mouth of WhoreDon admit he was antifa last week?
 
2020-06-27 1:44:46 PM  
RIP "terrorists"...
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2020-06-27 1:45:48 PM  
Why do I feel like there are going to be mass roundups and detentions right around Halloween?
 
2020-06-27 2:06:46 PM  
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2020-06-27 2:36:38 PM  
According to a memo obtained by the Washington Post, Barr on Friday directed staff to create a task force focused specifically on countering "anti-government extremists."

What an anti-government terrorist might look like:

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2020-06-27 2:48:42 PM  

SoupGuru: According to a memo obtained by the Washington Post, Barr on Friday directed staff to create a task force focused specifically on countering "anti-government extremists."

What an anti-government terrorist might look like:

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There must be some mistake, that fellow looks white.
 
2020-06-27 2:55:04 PM  
Ironic how conservatives were the "anti government extremists" when Obama was president.
 
2020-06-27 3:15:15 PM  
An anti-fascist task force? Our government is finally doing something right!
 
2020-06-27 3:19:49 PM  

Therion: An anti-fascist task force? Our government is finally doing something right!


Is that supposed to be a pun, or am I reading into it?
 
2020-06-27 3:20:36 PM  
Going after the remaining WWII vets doesnt't seem like a good political strategy.
 
2020-06-27 3:26:28 PM  
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2020-06-27 3:29:58 PM  

djkutch: Going after the remaining WWII vets doesnt't seem like a good political strategy.


Well EXCUUUUSE ME, but the terrorist left has started it by pushing over OUR lovely statues. Now it's our term, dammit.
 
2020-06-27 3:32:07 PM  
So Barr is anti anti fascism?

That makes my brain hurt.
 
2020-06-27 3:42:07 PM  

Jake Havechek: So Barr is anti anti fascism?

That makes my brain hurt.


Understsndable: Here's a helpful shortcut: Bill Barr is a fascist.
 
2020-06-27 3:53:51 PM  

propasaurus: SoupGuru: According to a memo obtained by the Washington Post, Barr on Friday directed staff to create a task force focused specifically on countering "anti-government extremists."

What an anti-government terrorist might look like:

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There must be some mistake, that fellow looks white.


He's in whiteface makeup.
 
2020-06-27 4:02:55 PM  
Discovery is going to be crazy fun for the court transcripts:

"Sir, have you or have you not, ever made your opposition to fascism and the President known? It's a simple question? Do you, or do you not hate fascists?"
 
2020-06-27 4:15:00 PM  
"The government will go after anti-fascists, yet never admit that makes them the fascists."
 
2020-06-27 4:17:06 PM  
If this doesn't end on the first day with a 1-page report that says "no such group exists," then I am terrified of what's going to come of this.

Also, do we have a task force assigned to stamp out violent white supremacist extremist groups that are pushing each other to go looting where there are protests? That's a serious question, why are you laughing?
 
2020-06-27 4:28:16 PM  
It will last about...oh 7 months. It will cost $320 million dollars. $280 million of it will have been spent at a Mar A Lago conference of DAs.

0 people will be prosecuted.
 
2020-06-27 4:37:32 PM  
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I found Antifa including their supreme commander, where's my reward?
 
2020-06-27 5:45:00 PM  
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2020-06-27 5:52:13 PM  
Where is the Fa task force?
 
2020-06-27 5:53:25 PM  
Bill Barr's wife calls me a naughty antifa boy when we boof.
 
2020-06-27 5:54:37 PM  
Right wingers are already bioterrorists holding America hostage. fark their plague rat feelings.
 
2020-06-27 5:55:17 PM  
I'm sure they'll find just as much evidence as Trump's Voter Fraud Commission found.
 
2020-06-27 5:58:17 PM  
Screw you Bill
 
2020-06-27 6:00:18 PM  

untoldforce: Where is the Fa task force?


Running the DOJ.
 
2020-06-27 6:02:35 PM  
As I recall "anti-government extremists" almost constantly are crazy white right-wing lunatics.

I look forward to Bill Barr arresting half of trump's base for all the anti-government idiocy they posted from 2008-2016 when the scary blah man was in office.
 
2020-06-27 6:03:50 PM  
Fat asshole Ralphie is a real piece of shiat.
 
2020-06-27 6:04:01 PM  

GardenWeasel: Why do I feel like there are going to be mass roundups and detentions right around Halloween?


That late?
 
2020-06-27 6:05:05 PM  

untoldforce: Where is the Fa task force?


It's over there... between "Mi" and "So".
 
2020-06-27 6:05:34 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: GardenWeasel: Why do I feel like there are going to be mass roundups and detentions right around Halloween?

That late?


Can't give the ACLU time to get in front of a judge.
 
2020-06-27 6:06:11 PM  
The snipe hunt taskforce will be in charge of making sure out headlight fluid reserves are protected, our left handed screwdrivers are up to date, that that all of our phones are running on the latest sound powered batteries.

Meanwhile right wing terrorism will continued to be encouraged.
 
2020-06-27 6:06:34 PM  
At the White House:

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At my house:

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2020-06-27 6:06:52 PM  
But how is he pronouncing "Antifa"? I need to know this!
 
2020-06-27 6:08:07 PM  

hubiestubert: Discovery is going to be crazy fun for the court transcripts:

"Sir, have you or have you not, ever made your opposition to fascism and the President known? It's a simple question? Do you, or do you not hate fascists?"


It's charming that you think we will ever get to see unredacted court transcripts.
 
2020-06-27 6:08:15 PM  
I guess it is time this this one again.


6/25/20

This nation has never been perfect and even embraced the atrocity of slavery, but it has continued to improve, sometimes dramatically, throughout our history, and has continued to sacrifice like no other nation to liberate others in the world.

Now, however, there are those who want to destroy the only form of government that allows the kind of self-improvement we have made. Many have peacefully protested for good reason, but those who have taken the injustice sparks and fanned them into the burning our country need to answer for their crimes.

There are those who had organized, raised money from unknown sources in order to take advantage of an injustice and use it to create a new Bolshevik or Marxist revolution. That would lead us into an Orwellian, totalitarian government where God is denied, except the god of a dictatorial government.

While many of the leftist city and state leaders across our country sit on the sidelines watching our cities burn and our nation's historical monuments and statues being destroyed by radical Marxist mobs, the time has come to take bold action in prosecuting the violent agitators who have stoked the mayhem. Innocent lives have been lost, minority businesses and livelihoods have been destroyed, and American history is being erased and rewritten in the manner of Stalin and Mao.

The enemies of self-government and friends of anarchy are purpose-driven to accumulate their own power in the chaos. These well-organized, well-funded violent fringe leaders harbor utter contempt for our country's traditional values, particularly our belief in God, freedom, and our Constitution.

The time has come for the Department of Justice to prosecute the leaders of this national crime wave under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act for their coordinated efforts to cause destruction and chaos through all violent means at their disposal, including looting, arson, assault, vandalism, and even murder.
Our nation and our competent leaders must fulfill their primary duty to protect this nation and to ensure that swift justice is served upon all who seek to destroy these United States from within.

Rep. Louie Gohmert represents Texas' 1st congressional district in the U.S. House of Representatives and is a senior member on the House Judiciary Committee.
 
2020-06-27 6:10:34 PM  

Boo_Guy: I'm sure they'll find just as much evidence as Trump's Voter Fraud Commission found.


Joe McCarthy was a drunken blowhard waving empty sheets of paper about. If he did expose any Soviet assets, it was purely through dumb luck. This didn't prevent people from being seriously farked over.
 
2020-06-27 6:11:05 PM  
Small dog, his coffee shop ablaze.
 
2020-06-27 6:11:10 PM  
Goddamn it Bill Barr,
Stop wasting the FBI's time.
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2020-06-27 6:11:29 PM  
I hear the next task force will be to find another imaginary person; a Trump supporter with an IQ over 90...
 
2020-06-27 6:12:14 PM  
 
2020-06-27 6:13:14 PM  
Bill Barr, possibly the most dangerous man in America.
 
2020-06-27 6:14:17 PM  
How about finding something just as real? Find all seven Dragon Balls. I already know my wish.
 
2020-06-27 6:14:42 PM  

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2020-06-27 6:15:00 PM  

saturn badger: I guess it is time this this one again.


6/25/20
Whaaaargarble!

Louis Gohmert


That is some serious whaargarble.  I am impressed.  wail till they try to find the organization.  now that will be a snipe hunt.
 
2020-06-27 6:15:36 PM  

hugram: RIP "terrorists"...
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Some, I assume, were good people.
 
2020-06-27 6:16:14 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 850x637]
I found Antifa including their supreme commander, where's my reward?


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2020-06-27 6:20:36 PM  

hairywoogit: saturn badger: I guess it is time this this one again.


6/25/20
Whaaaargarble!

Louis Gohmert

That is some serious whaargarble.  I am impressed.  wail till they try to find the organization.  now that will be a snipe hunt.


Snipe hunts turn into witch hunts which turn into witch burnings.
 
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