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7332 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jun 2020 at 3:05 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
I recently read an article from the Chicago Sun-Times

I call bullshiat.  No way in hell Trump read an article.
 
6 days ago  
However, if these deaths were because Putin had put out a bounty on Chicago citizens, Trump would be fine with it.
 
6 days ago  
FOAD

Strongly worded letter to follow.


IgG4
 
6 days ago  
Does the plan involve Trump emulating Budd Dwyer?

No?

Then Trump is insincere about wanting to "help".
 
6 days ago  
Distract!
 
6 days ago  
This is the Trump regime jingling it's car keys in an attempt to distract again.
 
6 days ago  
I'm sure a strongly worded letter is really going to fix that violence problem in Chicago, President Karen.
 
6 days ago  
Glass houses, Cheetolini. Glass houses.
 
6 days ago  
The governor's response:

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6 days ago  
Did he threaten to bring 'NY style pizza of West Palm Beach' to Chicago?


DNRTFL
 
6 days ago  
Yada yada yada. And not a single proposal.
 
6 days ago  
Dear Donald Trump.
Go f*ck yourself.
 
6 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: Does the plan involve Trump emulating Budd Dwyer?

No?

Then Trump is insincere about wanting to "help".


Just imagine Trump's little hands trying to hold a .357 Magnum, let alone trying to squeeze the trigger with those little fingers.
 
6 days ago  
I find myself wondering what exactly people expect anyone to do in the short term?  Arrest suspected gang folks in masse, put the national guard on every corner?

I would love to hear/read an actual discussion about what the authorities can do in the short run.
 
6 days ago  
Between the craptastic response to Covid and the total non-response to Russian bounties, Trump is the last person that needs to be scolding others for not acting on dead Americans.
 
6 days ago  

buttercat: I find myself wondering what exactly people expect anyone to do in the short term?  Arrest suspected gang folks in masse, put the national guard on every corner?

I would love to hear/read an actual discussion about what the authorities can do in the short run.


I think putting money into gang diversion programs is a better way to go about it. And investing in education and focusing on lifting people out of poverty to begin with. People with options dont generally join street gangs
 
6 days ago  
fark off. My mayor is garbage, but stop trying to score points with your base by stiggnit to Lori. And Lori, fark you too.
 
6 days ago  

cameroncrazy1984: buttercat: I find myself wondering what exactly people expect anyone to do in the short term?  Arrest suspected gang folks in masse, put the national guard on every corner?

I would love to hear/read an actual discussion about what the authorities can do in the short run.

I think putting money into gang diversion programs is a better way to go about it. And investing in education and focusing on lifting people out of poverty to begin with. People with options dont generally join street gangs


Legalizing drugs would probably help too, but I guess I see those things as intermediate to long term solutions.

Trump and people who bluster like this is something they can sweep in and sweep up are idiots.  It's a complex problem.
 
6 days ago  
Like most things, Chicago is not in your league. Better stick to inspecting bunkers.
 
6 days ago  
Chicago murder numbers are still pretty low compared to the 1990s when over 900 murders a year was the norm.  The overall crime rate didn't start going back up after years of decline until Donnie started his crimes in governance.
 
6 days ago  
I will add that imo Lori and (especially) JB are not the problem with the rise of violent crimes. That falls on Kim Foxx and her shiatty prosecutorial policies. Her leniency on "non-violent" offenders is a failure.
Case in point is a case that happened this week. Thug out on bond for illegally possessing a weapon killed 2 innocent teens in cold blood for no apparent reason. Technically, he his illegal possession of a firearm was non-violent so his bond wasn't set high and he was able to go out and murder.
 
6 days ago  
Conservatives are for state's rights until they're against them.
 
6 days ago  
GFY
 
6 days ago  

RodneyToady: I recently read an article from the Chicago Sun-Times

I call bullshiat.  No way in hell Trump read an article.


Did not read any article. Did not write any letter, specifically this one.
 
6 days ago  
He's taking strong action RIGHT NOW with a 5-iron that reaches from Virginia to Chicago.

Strong chip shot to follow.
 
6 days ago  
Concern trolling.

Soon he will be weeping crocodile tears about all the little children he has to release from dog cages.
 
6 days ago  

cretinbob: GFY


Brevity is something, something.
 
6 days ago  

edmo: Yada yada yada. And not a single proposal.


He might be held responsable if he actually proposed anything. He just harangues and asks questions. They have total deniability. He is never saying what he seems to be saying. You know he is Trump. What part of The Rump do you not understand?
 
6 days ago  
"Unfortunately, you continue to put your own political interests ahead of the lives, safety, and fortunes of your own citizens."

There.  That should make them sit up and notice.  Hey, look at the time! Gotta go spray my face orange now if I'm gonna get to my rally in time!
 
6 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: Does the plan involve Trump emulating Budd Dwyer?

No?

Then Trump is insincere about wanting to "help".


Yes, exactly! Any plan for the frothing slug that doesn't end with a Budd Dwyer-style press conference is inadequate to the situation.
 
6 days ago  
He didn't write that. He probably doesn't even understand the content. In fact, he might not even know this letter exists.
 
6 days ago  

cameroncrazy1984: buttercat: I find myself wondering what exactly people expect anyone to do in the short term?  Arrest suspected gang folks in masse, put the national guard on every corner?

I would love to hear/read an actual discussion about what the authorities can do in the short run.

I think putting money into gang diversion programs is a better way to go about it. And investing in education and focusing on lifting people out of poverty to begin with. People with options dont generally join street gangs


Larry Kudlow says options disincentivize employment, because he's an insane ghoul hellbent on killing Americans.
 
6 days ago  
46000 new cases in the last 24h... we're gonna have 4000+ dead per day within a month
 
6 days ago  

Rav Tokomi: He didn't write that. He probably doesn't even understand the content. In fact, he might not even know this letter exists.


Given how everyone from Jared and Ivanka to Barr and Pence is showing up to tell us all what Trump thinks and feels, you do get the impression, more and more, that Trump isn't actually running the show any more - that he's been put out to pasture on the back 9, given enough info to feel like he's Teh Decidurrr, and that his handlers are now running the White House.

The fact that they're doing it so badly doesn't inspire confidence.
 
6 days ago  

Walker: Dear Donald Trump.
Go f*ck yourself.


Why should be the governor press conference.

In response to Trump's letter to us : GO fark YOURSELF, BUNKER BOY!

End of press conference.

/i wish some governors had the balls to do this
 
6 days ago  

brantgoose: cretinbob: GFY

Brevity is something, something.


Tightened that up.
 
6 days ago  
Someone must have confiscated his bullhorn


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6 days ago  
He just did something that has no effect, and likely will lose supporters. I consider this an own goal. He just can't do the right thing to score super easy points.
 
6 days ago  
Dear President Trump,

We, the people of the rest of the World, have noticed the huge increase in deaths in America this past Spring. During the last three months alone, more than 123,000 people have died from one disease. The total lack of leadership is evident, and if you don't do something about it, the rest of the world will be forced to step in.

We are also greatly concerned about your upcoming elections. Your own campaign has suggested a large amount of fraud. The United Coalition of the UN Elections Commission is ready to intervene.

Again, the lack of leadership is appalling. We will be sending a delegation forthwith to engage with your coalition.

Sincerely,

The Sane People of the World
 
6 days ago  
As someone born and raised in Chicago, whose family was born and raised in Chicago, allow me to say with most extreme authority...GO FARK YOURSELF, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF shiat. You don't give a goddamn about violence in Chicago any more than you care about 127,000 dead Americans from a viral plague YOU ignored.

You're a pussy who's afraid to step foot in the city because it's not full of cocksucking sycophants who think you're the greatest human being to ever walk the Earth. Someone might actually bust a cap in your ass.
 
6 days ago  

Rann Xerox: Purple_Urkle: Does the plan involve Trump emulating Budd Dwyer?

No?

Then Trump is insincere about wanting to "help".

Just imagine Trump's little hands trying to hold a .357 Magnum, let alone trying to squeeze the trigger with those little fingers.


He'd mess it up and accidentally shoot a reporter from oan.
 
6 days ago  

theteacher: Dear President Trump,

We, the people of the rest of the World, have noticed the huge increase in deaths in America this past Spring. During the last three months alone, more than 123,000 people have died from one disease. The total lack of leadership is evident, and if you don't do something about it, the rest of the world will be forced to step in.

We are also greatly concerned about your upcoming elections. Your own campaign has suggested a large amount of fraud. The United Coalition of the UN Elections Commission is ready to intervene.

Again, the lack of leadership is appalling. We will be sending a delegation forthwith to engage with your coalition.

Sincerely,

The Sane People of the World


You know he has refused to admit them right?
 
6 days ago  

alechemist: Rann Xerox: Purple_Urkle: Does the plan involve Trump emulating Budd Dwyer?

No?

Then Trump is insincere about wanting to "help".

Just imagine Trump's little hands trying to hold a .357 Magnum, let alone trying to squeeze the trigger with those little fingers.

He'd mess it up and accidentally shoot a reporter from oan.


I am OK with that
 
6 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: Does the plan involve Trump emulating Budd Dwyer?

No?

Then Trump is insincere about wanting to "help".


Hey man nice shot.
 
6 days ago  
No mention of Hillary or John Bolton.  It's a fake.
 
6 days ago  
Stephen Miller has his hand up Trump's butt again.
 
6 days ago  
That letter used data, facts, and complete and coherent sentences. I wonder who the administration outsourced it to.
 
6 days ago  
Jesus, you'd've thought they'd stop with the Chicago BS when Obama left office.
 
6 days ago  
127,973
 
6 days ago  
Hold on? Trump is going to "hire" Russian Intelligence mercenaries to launder filthy rubles to pay bounties to, who, Boogs, to clean up America?

Not beyond the realm of possibity.
 
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