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(NHL)   The fans have spoken. The greatest moment so far of this NHL season was when the Maple Leafs lost to a Zamboni Driver who works for them   (nhl.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Oh that's way cool! So is his letter to the fans.
 
5 days ago  
I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.
 
5 days ago  
That seems like it was thirty years ago.
 
5 days ago  

jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.


Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.
 
5 days ago  
If you're a Leafs fan... oof, that's a dang it.
NHL Worst Plays Of The Week: YOU LOST TO YOUR OWN ZAMBONI DRIVER! | Steve's Dang-Its
Youtube fBUsBkJbdjg
 
5 days ago  

bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.


It's entirely possible for Pittsburgh or Edmonton to get the first overall pick, which is complete bs. It's also possible for a team that is down 2-0 to just roll over.

/Carey Price all of a sudden has a "lower body" injury.
 
5 days ago  
Give the Zamboni guy the Vezina.

/Really? First team to tank gets the number one pick??
 
5 days ago  

Tsrwedge: If you're a Leafs fan... oof, that's a dang it.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fBUsBkJb​djg?start=482]


That still hasn't gotten old.
 
5 days ago  

Tsrwedge: If you're a Leafs fan... oof, that's a dang it.
[YouTube video: NHL Worst Plays Of The Week: YOU LOST TO YOUR OWN ZAMBONI DRIVER! | Steve's Dang-Its]


Hahahahahahahaha
 
5 days ago  

bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.


FTFA:  "'To be honest with you, not surprised,' Detroit general manager Steve Yzerman said. 'We had an 18.5 percent chance of winning the first pick. So realistically, I'm prepared to be sitting here today not talking about the first pick. I'm not really surprised. The bottom eight, or the eight playoff teams, had a 24.5 percent chance combined of getting the pick. So the odds were better that the first pick went to the bottom eight than it did us.'"

Why even put the qualifying teams into the draft lottery?  Maybe split it into two lottery draws, the non-qualifying teams get drawn for the top picks and the eight playoff teams get drawn for the next 8 picks?  I'd love to know how the negotiations around the drafty lottery went when they were deciding how to restart the season.
 
5 days ago  

Polish Hussar: bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.

FTFA:  "'To be honest with you, not surprised,' Detroit general manager Steve Yzerman said. 'We had an 18.5 percent chance of winning the first pick. So realistically, I'm prepared to be sitting here today not talking about the first pick. I'm not really surprised. The bottom eight, or the eight playoff teams, had a 24.5 percent chance combined of getting the pick. So the odds were better that the first pick went to the bottom eight than it did us.'"

Why even put the qualifying teams into the draft lottery?  Maybe split it into two lottery draws, the non-qualifying teams get drawn for the top picks and the eight playoff teams get drawn for the next 8 picks?  I'd love to know how the negotiations around the drafty lottery went when they were deciding how to restart the season.


Sorry, that quote is from another NHL article I was reading.
 
5 days ago  
Emergency backup goalies winning are the second best thing in the NHL apart from goalie fights.
 
5 days ago  

khitsicker: Emergency backup goalies winning are the second best thing in the NHL apart from goalie fights.


Montreal losing is the first.
 
4 days ago  

bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.


I have a radical idea for a draft system. What if the worst team is given the 1st overall pick. Not like the NFL does that without any problems
 
4 days ago  
I swear to god, if Edmonton wins that pick...
 
4 days ago  

swahnhennessy: I swear to god, if Edmonton wins that pick...


They'll go on a string of Stanley Cup wins and then many of them will go on over to the Rangers so they can win a Stanley Cup in fifteen or so years? Woohoo, go Oilers!
 
4 days ago  

Warlordtrooper: bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.

I have a radical idea for a draft system. What if the worst team is given the 1st overall pick. Not like the NFL does that without any problems


Tanking.
 
4 days ago  

DOCTORD000M: Warlordtrooper: bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.

I have a radical idea for a draft system. What if the worst team is given the 1st overall pick. Not like the NFL does that without any problems

Tanking.


Which only really happened once in NHL history (the 84 turtle derby to draft Mario Lemieux). The fears over tanking are vastly overestimated. Most teams do not tank, in that while ownership and maybe management want a good pick, the coaches and players certainly do not. They are playing for their careers and will fight game in and game out. They don't give a shiat what rookie is on the team next year.

So the paranoia over tanking is overblown and the lottery is a solution in search of a problem. The very real fear now are the terrible teams doomed to decades of cellar-dwelling mediocrity because they quite simply can't win the lottery.
 
4 days ago  

DOCTORD000M: Warlordtrooper: bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.

I have a radical idea for a draft system. What if the worst team is given the 1st overall pick. Not like the NFL does that without any problems

Tanking.


The NFL doesn't have a tanking problem and they have no lottery system. The idea that hyper competitive athletes at the pro level will intentionally lose is so absurd it's hilarious
 
4 days ago  

Warlordtrooper: DOCTORD000M: Warlordtrooper: bingethinker: jayphat: I dunno man, the draft lottery last night suuuuure is up there.

Yep. Now we wait for a team to tank for the overall number one pick. If they had any brains they could have avoided that problem.

I have a radical idea for a draft system. What if the worst team is given the 1st overall pick. Not like the NFL does that without any problems

Tanking.

The NFL doesn't have a tanking problem and they have no lottery system. The idea that hyper competitive athletes at the pro level will intentionally lose is so absurd it's hilarious


Agreed on the athletes.  Not management though.  Buffalo tanking for McDavid comes to mind.
 
4 days ago  
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni...

/Once he was the King of Spain...
 
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