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(Huffington Post)   Let's take a peek at the TOS for having an account on Parler, shall we? Oh, here's a good one: "user shall agree to pay Parler's legal bills if it gets sued over their posts"   (huffpost.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Racism, Conspiracy theory, Twitter, Terrorism, White supremacy, Nazism, Parler's lawyers, Freedom of speech  
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2020-06-26 9:01:17 PM  
Wait. Is Parler actually an off-shoot of the Westboro Baptist Church? The whole point is to provoke lawsuits? It's genius!
 
2020-06-26 11:08:39 PM  
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/dis gon' be good!
 
2020-06-27 2:00:15 AM  
Uh, yeah, pretty sure that one's gonna be unenforceable at best.
 
2020-06-27 3:02:46 AM  
I bet their users pronounce it par-lor.
 
2020-06-27 5:22:26 AM  
Let the games begin!
 
2020-06-27 5:28:04 AM  
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2020-06-27 5:33:46 AM  
Going to be hilarious watching them try to enforce that one in court.
 
2020-06-27 5:35:09 AM  
I'm more of a DS9 person anyway.
 
2020-06-27 5:35:33 AM  
Well, no one is going to read it except other racists, so...the likelihood of anybody suing anyone seems remote😅
 
2020-06-27 5:42:20 AM  
What's Parler? DNRTFA
 
2020-06-27 5:48:14 AM  

kling_klang_bed: What's Parler? DNRTFA


The new Gab.
 
2020-06-27 5:50:01 AM  
Given the surging popularity and minimal moderation, Parler users will be trading CP in no time.
 
2020-06-27 5:54:33 AM  

LesterB: kling_klang_bed: What's Parler? DNRTFA

The new Gab.


What happened to gab?
 
2020-06-27 5:57:36 AM  
Uh oh!

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2020-06-27 5:58:58 AM  
Yet another social media site trying to grift from the Republicans. That'll work out well for them.
 
2020-06-27 5:59:41 AM  

Jaws_Victim: LesterB: kling_klang_bed: What's Parler? DNRTFA

The new Gab.

What happened to gab?


A bunch of racists showed up and nobody paid attention to them. Damned shame
 
2020-06-27 6:00:43 AM  

Jaws_Victim: LesterB: kling_klang_bed: What's Parler? DNRTFA

The new Gab.

What happened to gab?


The same thing that's going to happen to Parler
 
2020-06-27 6:02:50 AM  

Publikwerks: [media.tenor.com image 640x482]


I don't think logic is a strong suit for those infesting this new hive.
 
2020-06-27 6:06:16 AM  
FTFA
In recent days, several prominent conservatives have proclaimed that they will join Parler, which has been actively recruiting right-wingers who are disgruntled with the supposed anti-conservative bias on Twitter

Only Republicans would whine about the president's tweets being tagged or deleted for containing white nationalist, klan and Nazi propaganda.

First you do not have a "right to express your thoughts, opinions and ideals online." on a privately owned online platform anymore than you have the right to express your thoughts, opinions and ideals via an editorial in a privately owned newspaper.

Second, if you thoughts, opinions and ideals are racist, white supremacist, misogynistic and religious bigotry you just might be a Conservative.
 
2020-06-27 6:13:43 AM  
Isn't that just an indemnification clause? Are they uncommon in a TOS? I never read them.
 
2020-06-27 6:20:57 AM  
Parler will probably go the way of teapartycommunity.com - a big splash to start, then a dwindling off to a minor social media player.

There will be hardcore users, but the appeal of 'stiggin it to da libz on a site for us' (or however they want to phrase it) will fade as users realize self-deportation from mainstream social media does not mesh well with upstart conservaturd dominated bubbles. Not only that, there are already enough sites to satisfy the right-wing circlej**k demand.
 
2020-06-27 6:21:35 AM  
I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned


/ Abortion is murder
// I don't wear a mask because it's my body, my choice
 
2020-06-27 7:04:40 AM  
So this is the Social Media equivalent of Conservative Humor?
 
2020-06-27 7:05:54 AM  
No.  Dont go.
 
2020-06-27 7:10:46 AM  

gameshowhost: Uh, yeah, pretty sure that one's gonna be unenforceable at best.


Can you explain why this would be for me, please?
 
2020-06-27 7:11:26 AM  

kling_klang_bed: What's Parler? DNRTFA


A social network designed for child pornographers and white nationalists, now being promoted at a Republican alternative to Twitter.
 
2020-06-27 7:12:28 AM  
So twitter for terrorists....
 
2020-06-27 7:12:45 AM  

Hickory-smoked: kling_klang_bed: What's Parler? DNRTFA

A social network designed for child pornographers and white nationalists, now being promoted at a Republican alternative to Twitter.


Seems like their wheelhouse.
 
2020-06-27 7:15:12 AM  

Hickory-smoked: kling_klang_bed: What's Parler? DNRTFA

A social network designed for child pornographers and white nationalists, now being promoted at a Republican alternative to Twitter.


Not sure why they'd have to promote it a second time, but OK.
 
2020-06-27 7:21:09 AM  
FBI will lurk. Also, gab was shut down because too many would be terrorists posted, people got arrested and Gab was shut down.

Parler is just the latest can of gasoline. It will blow itself up too.
 
2020-06-27 7:21:44 AM  

solokumba: So twitter for terrorists....


yes, following the Gab model.
 
2020-06-27 7:29:54 AM  

ReluctantLondon: I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned


About five hours, in my experience.
 
2020-06-27 7:30:20 AM  
Does trump even have enough time to regularly post on both twitter and parlor?
 
2020-06-27 7:33:41 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ReluctantLondon: I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned

About five hours, in my experience.


What do they ban you for?
Post like
"These protesters might have a point"
"Maybe President Obama wasn't worse then Hitler?"
 
2020-06-27 7:42:37 AM  

WithinReason: Prank Call of Cthulhu: ReluctantLondon: I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned

About five hours, in my experience.

What do they ban you for?
Post like
"These protesters might have a point"
"Maybe President Obama wasn't worse then Hitler?"


It was one of the following:
- Choosing the handle "Dan Bongino's Micro Penis" and posting pictures of him hanging out with a sex trafficker on his feed
- Telling Ron Paul to go fark himself (when you join a "parley" (i.e. a "tweet") gets autoposted that says, "Hi I just joined Parler." There seems to be a Ron Paul bot that automatically replies to that tweet welcoming you.)
- Posting His Mexcellency's description of gas pedaling Matt Gaetz on Matt Gaetz's feed.
- Calling David Wohl's son mentally challenged, although apparently that was a troll David Wohl account anyway.
- Making fun of the site's broken links and malformed HTML code to the "Parler concierge" in a public tweet parley

One of those things got me banned. I am not a mature person.
 
2020-06-27 7:44:53 AM  
Sites like Parler are perfect for RWNJ investigators.  They can take the weekend off, go back to work on Monday with half their week freed up.
 
2020-06-27 7:48:00 AM  

koder: I bet their users pronounce it par-lor.


*eye twitch*

I moved to Ohio decades ago, but it still annoys me when I hear Versailles pronounced "ver-sales".
 
2020-06-27 7:55:14 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: WithinReason: Prank Call of Cthulhu: ReluctantLondon: I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned

About five hours, in my experience.

What do they ban you for?
Post like
"These protesters might have a point"
"Maybe President Obama wasn't worse then Hitler?"

It was one of the following:
- Choosing the handle "Dan Bongino's Micro Penis" and posting pictures of him hanging out with a sex trafficker on his feed
- Telling Ron Paul to go fark himself (when you join a "parley" (i.e. a "tweet") gets autoposted that says, "Hi I just joined Parler." There seems to be a Ron Paul bot that automatically replies to that tweet welcoming you.)
- Posting His Mexcellency's description of gas pedaling Matt Gaetz on Matt Gaetz's feed.
- Calling David Wohl's son mentally challenged, although apparently that was a troll David Wohl account anyway.
- Making fun of the site's broken links and malformed HTML code to the "Parler concierge" in a public tweet parley

One of those things got me banned. I am not a mature person.


If you don't succeed, try try again.
You should rejoin as Dan Bongino's Micro-Penis' Micro Penis and start over.
And add another Mico Penis suffix every time you rejoin after being banned until they IP ban you.


Unless, you know, you have better things to do with your life. I totally understand.
 
2020-06-27 7:57:22 AM  
how will parler generate revenue? Any large National Advertiser has to realize the backlash will be harsh and immediate. Call Hobby Lobby in Chick-fil-A have to fund the whole thing?
 
2020-06-27 7:58:16 AM  
how is it pronounced?
 
2020-06-27 8:00:08 AM  
Parler is Twitter for people who think Stormfront was too liberal. I'm sure it has its appeal, but how long can that appeal sustain itself? Part of the online experience for these cretins is going after anyone who is an "other." If you're on a platform with no "others"...what are you going to do? Share the same Ben Garrison cartoons and Chick Tracts with each other? Make the same black/Jew/gay/woman/liberal jokes over and over again? Post erotic fanfiction starring you and Bunker Biatch?

Sounds dull.
 
2020-06-27 8:00:26 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: WithinReason: Prank Call of Cthulhu: ReluctantLondon: I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned

About five hours, in my experience.

What do they ban you for?
Post like
"These protesters might have a point"
"Maybe President Obama wasn't worse then Hitler?"

It was one of the following:
- Choosing the handle "Dan Bongino's Micro Penis" and posting pictures of him hanging out with a sex trafficker on his feed
- Telling Ron Paul to go fark himself (when you join a "parley" (i.e. a "tweet") gets autoposted that says, "Hi I just joined Parler." There seems to be a Ron Paul bot that automatically replies to that tweet welcoming you.)
- Posting His Mexcellency's description of gas pedaling Matt Gaetz on Matt Gaetz's feed.
- Calling David Wohl's son mentally challenged, although apparently that was a troll David Wohl account anyway.
- Making fun of the site's broken links and malformed HTML code to the "Parler concierge" in a public tweet parley

One of those things got me banned. I am not a mature person.


few Fark posts get me genuinely laughing these days. Thanks!
 
2020-06-27 8:01:22 AM  

Kick The Chair: how is it pronounced?


"Failure"
 
2020-06-27 8:01:34 AM  

RyogaM: gameshowhost: Uh, yeah, pretty sure that one's gonna be unenforceable at best.

Can you explain why this would be for me, please?


He would, but he's behind seven proxies
 
2020-06-27 8:04:20 AM  
Does Parler have a Conservapedia page?

Also, how fast do you think it's going to be wiped out by SLAPP suits? I'm not talking about the founders, cause they'll clean up because grift...
 
2020-06-27 8:07:09 AM  

Hey Nurse!: how will parler generate revenue? Any large National Advertiser has to realize the backlash will be harsh and immediate. Call Hobby Lobby in Chick-fil-A have to fund the whole thing?


Everyone that joins gets a MeinPillow
 
2020-06-27 8:17:23 AM  

WithinReason: Prank Call of Cthulhu: ReluctantLondon: I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned

About five hours, in my experience.

What do they ban you for?
Post like
"These protesters might have a point"
"Maybe President Obama wasn't worse then Hitler?"


And aren't they a "free speech" site?
 
2020-06-27 8:17:37 AM  

Hey Nurse!: how will parler generate revenue? Any large National Advertiser has to realize the backlash will be harsh and immediate. Call Hobby Lobby in Chick-fil-A have to fund the whole thing?


It's probably propped up by external funding, from one or more of these sources:

1. PACs loyal to Trump
2. Right-wing billionaires like the Kochs or the Mercers
3. Russia
 
2020-06-27 8:21:26 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: WithinReason: Prank Call of Cthulhu: ReluctantLondon: I'm almost tempted to join just to see i. if I could cause any chaos with deliberate cognitive dissonance, and ii. just how long it'd take me to be banned

About five hours, in my experience.

What do they ban you for?
Post like
"These protesters might have a point"
"Maybe President Obama wasn't worse then Hitler?"

It was one of the following:
- Choosing the handle "Dan Bongino's Micro Penis" and posting pictures of him hanging out with a sex trafficker on his feed
- Telling Ron Paul to go fark himself (when you join a "parley" (i.e. a "tweet") gets autoposted that says, "Hi I just joined Parler." There seems to be a Ron Paul bot that automatically replies to that tweet welcoming you.)
- Posting His Mexcellency's description of gas pedaling Matt Gaetz on Matt Gaetz's feed.
- Calling David Wohl's son mentally challenged, although apparently that was a troll David Wohl account anyway.
- Making fun of the site's broken links and malformed HTML code to the "Parler concierge" in a public tweet parley

One of those things got me banned. I am not a mature person.


Username definitely checks out.
 
2020-06-27 8:32:12 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Hey Nurse!: how will parler generate revenue? Any large National Advertiser has to realize the backlash will be harsh and immediate. Call Hobby Lobby in Chick-fil-A have to fund the whole thing?

Everyone that joins gets a MeinPillow


😂😂😂@"Mein Pillow"
 
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