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2020-06-26 8:30:31 PM  
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2020-06-26 8:42:03 PM  
He watched a lot of TV this week, subby. He has to get out and play a round of golf to keep up that natural tan and svelt figure.
 
2020-06-26 8:43:13 PM  
He'll be in his bunker.
 
2020-06-26 8:54:35 PM  
Well the golf balls aren't going to hit themselves
 
2020-06-26 8:58:30 PM  
That's the best we can hope for.
 
2020-06-26 9:31:33 PM  

phrawgh: That's the best we can hope for.


I respectfully disagree.
 
2020-06-27 1:53:55 AM  
He has, and I mean this sincerely, never worked a day in his life.
 
2020-06-27 2:45:57 AM  
let's hope he is using this unscheduled time to do something useful....like putting the final touches on his resignation speech.
 
2020-06-27 2:48:35 AM  
It'd be nice if he just took some time off for golf. Or sleep. He can sleep forever for all I care. So long as he isn't actively making every situation in the country worse with his every action, and someone has the spine to tell his unelected cronies to sit the fark down while he's out, I'd be happy as a clam in a burning building.
 
7 days ago  
As a PA bar worker, please keep your virus to yourself southern states.  My county just opened today and my bar was busy, but stayed well under 50% capacity (social distancing + masks are still a thing here.)
 
7 days ago  
Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.
 
7 days ago  

Mister Buttons: As a PA bar worker, please keep your virus to yourself southern states.  My county just opened today and my bar was busy, but stayed well under 50% capacity (social distancing + masks are still a thing here.)


We should build a wall around the southern states. Hell, CA should just go and succeed at this point.
 
7 days ago  
It only says 'no public events scheduled.' D2S could be in private meetings all day. Who am I kidding. He's farking off.
 
7 days ago  
Brace yourselves for a whole lotta whining peppered with a dash of bragging.
 
7 days ago  

dildo tontine: phrawgh: That's the best we can hope for.

I respectfully disagree.


Well, stroking out on the toilet *would* be better, but I doubt they'd actually put that on the schedule.
 
7 days ago  
Well, look, do you think the TV watches itself and rage-tweets all on its own?
 
7 days ago  

cretinbob: Well the golf balls aren't going to hit themselves


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7 days ago  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Mister Buttons: As a PA bar worker, please keep your virus to yourself southern states.  My county just opened today and my bar was busy, but stayed well under 50% capacity (social distancing + masks are still a thing here.)

We should build a wall around the southern states. Hell, CA should just go and succeed at this point.


*secede, although the statement works either way...
 
7 days ago  

kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.


it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p
 
7 days ago  
Stoopid Libfarts, Two Scoops needs to conserve his energy lest he be forced to navigate a gentle ramp.
 
7 days ago  

cynicalminion: kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.

it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p


They did?

I still use the AW pics, just not very often.

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7 days ago  

Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.

it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p

They did?

I still use the AW pics, just not very often.

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I missed that crotch. ❤
 
7 days ago  
I somehow suspect any spare time will be taken up by congressional Armed Services committee inquiries for the near future.  Even if he ignores those from Democrats.
 
7 days ago  
Maybe he can't do anything this weekend because he started exhibiting symptoms.
 
7 days ago  

Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.

it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p

They did?

I still use the AW pics, just not very often.

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i thought they did...  i dunno...  aside from your badge, i haven't seen the beach pic in a LONG time.  TF doesn't count, i'm referring to among us mere mortals.

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7 days ago  

cynicalminion: Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.

it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p

They did?

I still use the AW pics, just not very often.

[Fark user image 545x545]

[Fark user image 500x586]
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i thought they did...  i dunno...  aside from your badge, i haven't seen the beach pic in a LONG time.  TF doesn't count, i'm referring to among us mere mortals.

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TF'ers don't get to post things that anyone else can't, same rules for all.

Well maybe in the TF section sometimes but if so I haven't been a TF'er at the right times to have seen it if it has.


The Zen Philosopher Basho: I missed that crotch. ❤


Yea it is quite lovely.
 
7 days ago  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: Maybe he can't do anything this weekend because he started exhibiting symptoms

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he's been "exhibiting symptoms" since before he stole the election the FIRST time...  why do you think he'd admit to a COVID infection when he's walked away from raw-dogging a porn star with no repercussions...

we're just lucky that yellowstone's not really a cache of wildfire...
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7 days ago  

Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.

it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p

They did?

I still use the AW pics, just not very often.

[Fark user image 545x545]

[Fark user image 500x586]
[Fark user image 480x483]

i thought they did...  i dunno...  aside from your badge, i haven't seen the beach pic in a LONG time.  TF doesn't count, i'm referring to among us mere mortals.

[Fark user image 259x194]

TF'ers don't get to post things that anyone else can't, same rules for all.

Well maybe in the TF section sometimes but if so I haven't been a TF'er at the right times to have seen it if it has.


The Zen Philosopher Basho: I missed that crotch. ❤

Yea it is quite lovely.


*shrug* i dunno, i just know that TF gets to see stuff we liters don't...
 
7 days ago  
He is doing exactly what crap CEOs do.....
 
7 days ago  
So he's almost as useless as me.

At least I'm trying to get stuff done.
 
7 days ago  
No public events, but don't worry... there will be plenty of private time on the phone with Putin.
 
6 days ago  

cynicalminion: Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.

it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p

They did?

I still use the AW pics, just not very often.

[Fark user image 545x545]

[Fark user image 500x586]
[Fark user image 480x483]

i thought they did...  i dunno...  aside from your badge, i haven't seen the beach pic in a LONG time.  TF doesn't count, i'm referring to among us mere mortals.

[Fark user image 259x194]

TF'ers don't get to post things that anyone else can't, same rules for all.

Well maybe in the TF section sometimes but if so I haven't been a TF'er at the right times to have seen it if it has.


The Zen Philosopher Basho: I missed that crotch. ❤

Yea it is quite lovely.

*shrug* i dunno, i just know that TF gets to see stuff we liters don't...


The part behind the TF paywall consists of the submission queue mostly. Everything that doesn't get greened stays in there. Farkers can submit questions or discussions that aren't really meant to go green, though once in a while they do.

This is what the tabs are in TF:
TotalFark - everything submitted ends up there except for the discussions in the TF tabs
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Commented
Top Voted
Greenlit
 
6 days ago  
I think he might finally, FINALLY be broken, but we've been wrong so many times before.

But, he recently said something to the effect of "I don't think I'm going to win, some people don't love me" which is honestly, the best I think we can hope for from this sad sack as "a moment of quiet reflection"

I think the great narcissist of our time, might, maybe, possibly, have had a faint glimmer of a moment, where he thought, maybe he isn't that well liked.

And the poor fella's taking it rather hard.
Maybe he'll realize the only thing waiting for him in the next 9 months is a lifetime of hate and jail.
 
6 days ago  
ARG, he's going to golf in NoVA, but I've been up to late to get my shiat together and go protest tomorrow.
 
6 days ago  

schecter: let's hope he is using this unscheduled time to do something useful....like putting the final touches on his resignation speech.


Nixon issued a laconic and unmistakable resignation letter, like a pro. I believe Trump's will be multiple pages of needlessly capitalized words and since Twitter is considered official correspondence, that's where we'll find it.
 
6 days ago  

Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: Boo_Guy: cynicalminion: kbronsito: Staying out of the way is the best thing this moron could do. The problem is he stays away for only a few days at a time, then sticks his stupid face in shiat he doesn't understand, demands his staff to humor him, and wastes more time than he had managed to save by being away.

it's too bad the "look at me, i'm an AW" pic went the way of rugbyjock and gorgor...  we could use all of that back for this crap...

and we can all sit back and enjoy our blue waffles... ;p

They did?

I still use the AW pics, just not very often.

[Fark user image 545x545]

[Fark user image 500x586]
[Fark user image 480x483]

i thought they did...  i dunno...  aside from your badge, i haven't seen the beach pic in a LONG time.  TF doesn't count, i'm referring to among us mere mortals.

[Fark user image 259x194]

TF'ers don't get to post things that anyone else can't, same rules for all.

Well maybe in the TF section sometimes but if so I haven't been a TF'er at the right times to have seen it if it has.


The Zen Philosopher Basho: I missed that crotch. ❤

Yea it is quite lovely.

*shrug* i dunno, i just know that TF gets to see stuff we liters don't...

The part behind the TF paywall consists of the submission queue mostly. Everything that doesn't get greened stays in there. Farkers can submit questions or discussions that aren't really meant to go green, though once in a while they do.

This is what the tabs are in TF:
TotalFark - everything submitted ends up there except for the discussions in the TF tabs
TF Live
TF Advice
TF Discussion
Commented
Top Voted
Greenlit


i'm aware... i've been gifted a few times...  but what i meant was, there are things posted to TF threads that liters don't see.  (not that i'm accusing TF of hiding rugbyjock) but if they'd been posting AW pics in those threads, i'd never see them...

*shrug*  doesn't matter.  the grey1 crew's still around, which means i'm still not paying for TF...
 
6 days ago  
Must be raining in Jersey.
 
6 days ago  

cynicalminion: AllCatsAreBeautiful: Mister Buttons: As a PA bar worker, please keep your virus to yourself southern states.  My county just opened today and my bar was busy, but stayed well under 50% capacity (social distancing + masks are still a thing here.)

We should build a wall around the southern states. Hell, CA should just go and succeed at this point.

*secede, although the statement works either way...


I've always gotten a sensible chuckle at the misspelling of certain words. I agree that it works well in this case. Another favorite is rouge for rogue. More chuckles ensue.
 
6 days ago  
That's good news. Less for him to screw up.
 
6 days ago  

dildo tontine: phrawgh: That's the best we can hope for.

I respectfully disagree.


I respectfully disagree with your disagreement. Though I will add "out of a live Drumpflethinskin" to the statement.
 
6 days ago  

baxterdog: cynicalminion: AllCatsAreBeautiful: Mister Buttons: As a PA bar worker, please keep your virus to yourself southern states.  My county just opened today and my bar was busy, but stayed well under 50% capacity (social distancing + masks are still a thing here.)

We should build a wall around the southern states. Hell, CA should just go and succeed at this point.

*secede, although the statement works either way...

I've always gotten a sensible chuckle at the misspelling of certain words. I agree that it works well in this case. Another favorite is rouge for rogue. More chuckles ensue.


rouge state?  or did they make "prostitute" an actual character class in the latest version of d&d?  "i wanna play a backstabbing hoe!!"  "oh, you mean a rouge?"

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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
He needs to do a rally in Florida.
 
6 days ago  

Soy Cowboy: It only says 'no public events scheduled.' D2S could be in private meetings all day. Who am I kidding. He's farking off.


There's a lot of distressed commercial real estate soon to be in the market.  Someone needs to profit from that in perpetuity.  Grateful oligarchs are happy to cut Trump in for his services.  In sure time out of the public eye is predicably spent.
 
6 days ago  
Poor guy finally caught COVID-19.
 
6 days ago  
There's going to be a lot of "in the dark with the curtains pulled" self soothing time spent on Twitter and Paler...
 
6 days ago  
He is going to show up at his New Jersey golf course even though out of state visitors are currently not welcome unless they have quarantined.
 
6 days ago  
If he stays in his bunker or on the golf course, people might forget what a farking failure he is. He needs to keep tweeting, keep making dumbass statements to the press. Just don't blow anything up.
 
6 days ago  

Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 257x350]


Wonder what that would look like as a fractal...
 
6 days ago  

schecter: let's hope he is using this unscheduled time to do something useful....like putting the final touches on his resignation speech.


There will be no resignation speech, at most people have whatever press secretary he has that week put out some statement saying nothing and Mike Pence will have to run some slipshod transition team that was put together a week after the election because somebody in there realized it's actually required.

Trump will go sulk in Florida and then come back as part of the One America Network. That was his original plan anyway.

About two weeks after he loses the election expect to see a flood of Twitter rants talking about election fraud because he will have gotten his fake courage back up by then.
 
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