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(University of British Colombia)   Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying   (news.ubc.ca) divider line
    More: Obvious, Life expectancy, Johns Hopkins University, United States, survey data, behavioural factors, Biological factors, people's lives, alcohol abuse  
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2020-06-26 7:01:08 PM  
7 votes:
Apparently I should already be dead.
 
2020-06-26 11:39:49 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-26 11:38:04 PM  
3 votes:
Smoking, divorce, and alcohol abuse. Why did they say alcohol abuse twice?
 
2020-06-27 8:19:47 AM  
2 votes:
SO what. I only smoke when I drink, and I only drink when my wife kicks me out of the house. This article has no relevance to me.
 
2020-06-27 1:17:34 AM  
2 votes:
Have they done any research into if drinking water is a factor? I've seen preliminary data that suggests everyone who's drank water has either died or is going to die some day.
 
2020-06-26 11:28:06 PM  
2 votes:
So, I need to start drinking?
 
2020-06-27 12:58:17 PM  
1 vote:

keldaria: Have they done any research into if drinking water is a factor? I've seen preliminary data that suggests everyone who's drank water has either died or is going to die some day.


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I really should fire up Portal 2 again...
 
2020-06-27 3:48:58 AM  
1 vote:
Hell, if you're dying why NOT do all those things?
 
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