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5 days ago  
Coconut cream pie, heavy on the coconut.
 
5 days ago  
Tacos.......
 
5 days ago  
Ice cream.
 
5 days ago  
Ting
 
5 days ago  
Mushrooms.
 
5 days ago  
cantonese chow mein, singapore noodles, mushroom fried rice, won ton soup

fark it, it's Friday...I'm ordering.
 
5 days ago  
Tibetan black hash and a bottle of Macallan 25
 
5 days ago  
Flapjacks.
 
5 days ago  
Cabana boy attention.
 
5 days ago  
Rum
 
5 days ago  

dodecahedron: Cabana boy attention.


shut up limbaugh
 
5 days ago  
Boobies
 
5 days ago  
ASS

orted nuts?
 
5 days ago  
nuts and fries

Kung Pow - "That's a lot of nuts!" (Full Scene)
Youtube R2vBZuLI3oI
 
5 days ago  
Being 17 again... it was a really good year

But right now I'd settle for some Ikura sushi
 
5 days ago  
More cowbell.
 
5 days ago  
Texas smoked sausage
 
5 days ago  
Impeachment
 
5 days ago  
more beer
 
5 days ago  
Mad Libs
 
5 days ago  
Hookers and blow
 
5 days ago  
bullets to my head.
 
5 days ago  
meat and more beer
 
5 days ago  
Bergman living the rest of his life in shame after the awfulness of this Draft Lottery.
 
5 days ago  
Sweet, sweet release from this timeline.
 
5 days ago  
Pussy.

And then everything above this post.

But I'll see the others* first.

* 'cept ArkAngel's post.
 
5 days ago  
Total Fark
 
5 days ago  
cocaine?
 
5 days ago  

Broom: Pussy.


Scrolled much farther than I expected for this. I thought I was going to have to do it.
 
5 days ago  
A week away with a certain someone.
 
5 days ago  
time not spent in my house, with people who are not my family.
 
5 days ago  
Skrimps?
 
5 days ago  

Boondock3806: Scrolled much farther than I expected for this. I thought I was going to have to do it.


Yup.

Took me 3/4 of a year to get past the last love of my life... and then was sent into solitary confinement.

The female coupling on my headphone jack is startin' to look kinda friendly...

... if spacious.
 
5 days ago  
Magic mushrooms

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5 days ago  
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/fark, I'm old.
 
5 days ago  
Validation and companionship.
 
5 days ago  
120 proof whiskey.
 
5 days ago  
Sleep. of course, I'm still going to stay up too late tonight, anyway.
 
5 days ago  
Raw Oysters
 
5 days ago  
Concerts!
 
5 days ago  

Twilight Farkle: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 203x179]

/fark, I'm old.


Fark. So am I.

/ Yoda ate mine before T could get to them.
// What could I go for? A little zombocom
/// because anything is possible
 
5 days ago  
peace, love and understanding.
 
5 days ago  
Fer fark's sake! Am I the only one to instantly think of PIZZA?
 
5 days ago  

mononymous: peace, love and understanding.


Smarted. There's nothing funny about that.
 
5 days ago  
lamb curry
 
5 days ago  
A pizza puff
 
5 days ago  
Sanity.  Some relief from this Chinese curse.

/i can haz boring times?
 
5 days ago  
cruise to an island nobody else knows about.
 
5 days ago  
Jamesons whiskey and some OG Kush
 
5 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Total Fark


Came to say the same
 
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