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2020-06-26 6:12:46 PM  
Coconut cream pie, heavy on the coconut.
 
2020-06-26 6:15:21 PM  
Tacos.......
 
2020-06-26 6:22:44 PM  
Ice cream.
 
2020-06-26 6:23:18 PM  
Ting
 
2020-06-26 6:35:54 PM  
Mushrooms.
 
2020-06-26 6:37:56 PM  
cantonese chow mein, singapore noodles, mushroom fried rice, won ton soup

fark it, it's Friday...I'm ordering.
 
2020-06-26 6:48:38 PM  
Tibetan black hash and a bottle of Macallan 25
 
2020-06-26 6:50:34 PM  
Flapjacks.
 
2020-06-26 6:55:07 PM  
Cabana boy attention.
 
2020-06-26 7:06:35 PM  
Rum
 
2020-06-26 7:06:51 PM  

dodecahedron: Cabana boy attention.


shut up limbaugh
 
2020-06-26 7:27:10 PM  
Boobies
 
2020-06-26 7:47:40 PM  
ASS

orted nuts?
 
2020-06-26 7:48:03 PM  
nuts and fries

Kung Pow - "That's a lot of nuts!" (Full Scene)
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2020-06-26 8:26:37 PM  
Being 17 again... it was a really good year

But right now I'd settle for some Ikura sushi
 
2020-06-26 8:36:51 PM  
More cowbell.
 
2020-06-26 8:56:04 PM  
Texas smoked sausage
 
2020-06-26 10:11:14 PM  
Impeachment
 
2020-06-26 10:18:33 PM  
more beer
 
2020-06-26 10:22:49 PM  
Mad Libs
 
2020-06-26 10:32:53 PM  
Hookers and blow
 
2020-06-26 10:33:36 PM  
bullets to my head.
 
2020-06-26 10:33:37 PM  
meat and more beer
 
2020-06-26 10:39:33 PM  
Bergman living the rest of his life in shame after the awfulness of this Draft Lottery.
 
2020-06-26 10:39:41 PM  
Sweet, sweet release from this timeline.
 
2020-06-26 10:41:38 PM  
Pussy.

And then everything above this post.

But I'll see the others* first.

* 'cept ArkAngel's post.
 
2020-06-26 10:54:29 PM  
Total Fark
 
2020-06-26 10:58:21 PM  
cocaine?
 
2020-06-26 11:11:28 PM  

Broom: Pussy.


Scrolled much farther than I expected for this. I thought I was going to have to do it.
 
2020-06-26 11:11:33 PM  
A week away with a certain someone.
 
2020-06-26 11:11:50 PM  
time not spent in my house, with people who are not my family.
 
2020-06-26 11:20:55 PM  
Skrimps?
 
2020-06-26 11:28:40 PM  

Boondock3806: Scrolled much farther than I expected for this. I thought I was going to have to do it.


Yup.

Took me 3/4 of a year to get past the last love of my life... and then was sent into solitary confinement.

The female coupling on my headphone jack is startin' to look kinda friendly...

... if spacious.
 
2020-06-26 11:32:40 PM  
Magic mushrooms

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2020-06-27 12:00:49 AM  
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/fark, I'm old.
 
2020-06-27 12:15:36 AM  
Validation and companionship.
 
2020-06-27 12:20:45 AM  
120 proof whiskey.
 
2020-06-27 12:22:46 AM  
Sleep. of course, I'm still going to stay up too late tonight, anyway.
 
2020-06-27 12:32:16 AM  
Raw Oysters
 
2020-06-27 1:02:21 AM  
Concerts!
 
2020-06-27 1:03:19 AM  

Twilight Farkle: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 203x179]

/fark, I'm old.


Fark. So am I.

/ Yoda ate mine before T could get to them.
// What could I go for? A little zombocom
/// because anything is possible
 
2020-06-27 1:09:03 AM  
peace, love and understanding.
 
2020-06-27 1:18:56 AM  
Fer fark's sake! Am I the only one to instantly think of PIZZA?
 
2020-06-27 1:23:34 AM  

mononymous: peace, love and understanding.


Smarted. There's nothing funny about that.
 
2020-06-27 2:01:09 AM  
lamb curry
 
2020-06-27 2:11:11 AM  
A pizza puff
 
2020-06-27 2:36:30 AM  
Sanity.  Some relief from this Chinese curse.

/i can haz boring times?
 
2020-06-27 4:07:08 AM  
cruise to an island nobody else knows about.
 
2020-06-27 4:45:13 AM  
Jamesons whiskey and some OG Kush
 
2020-06-27 5:56:53 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Total Fark


Came to say the same
 
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