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2020-06-26 5:56:18 PM  
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2020-06-26 6:00:50 PM  
Glad statues of dead traitors are protected now.

Too bad about all those dying Americans under your watch, though.
 
2020-06-26 6:03:20 PM  
I love how he did this after the major ones have already been literally taken down and set on fire.
 
2020-06-26 6:04:35 PM  
127,361 dead but at least the statues will be ok.
 
2020-06-26 6:05:54 PM  
You going to do anything about the Russians offering bounties on dead American soldiers then? No? Pussy.
 
2020-06-26 6:05:59 PM  
"Sir, it was learned that Russia put a bounty on the heads of American soldiers in Afghanistan.  Do you still consider Vladimir Putin to be your BFF, and do you think he likes you back?"
 
2020-06-26 6:06:13 PM  
Shut up, traitor:
"President Trump was briefed on the U.S. intelligence officials' findings earlier this year, and the findings were also discussed among the White House National Security Council. A plan of potential responses were discussed, but the officials said the White House has not yet authorized a response."

https://americanmilitarynews.com/2020​/​06/report-russia-paid-taliban-bounties​-for-killing-us-troops/
 
2020-06-26 6:07:20 PM  

Diogenes: Glad statues of dead traitors are protected now.

Too bad about all those dying Americans under your watch, though.


Bronze lives matter!
 
2020-06-26 6:08:50 PM  

Diogenes: Glad statues of dead traitors are protected now.

Too bad about all those dying Americans under your watch, though.


This is his way of doing what Nixon did with the anti Vietnam protesters and black people. Criminalize something they may or may not be doing and then exclusively target them.
 
2020-06-26 6:25:45 PM  

Ambivalence: Diogenes: Glad statues of dead traitors are protected now.

Too bad about all those dying Americans under your watch, though.

Bronze lives matter!


Aaaaaannd scene. 🎬
 
2020-06-26 6:32:17 PM  
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2020-06-26 6:46:26 PM  
That's weird. No news outlets have reported this and it's not on his list of executive orders, which includes one he did sign today.
Maybe someone is telling him he's signing things he's not actually signing.

Also,executive orders are not laws.
 
2020-06-26 6:47:42 PM  
Trump basically said: "after sitting on Mr. Potty, I pulled up my big boy pants and spewed out verbal Diarrhea to everyone".....
 
2020-06-26 7:16:35 PM  
Fear not, mouth breathing racists, your POTUS knows exactly what is important and what is not. Your  statues of pro slavery traitors ? Very important. Your healthcare? Lol, fark you.
 
2020-06-26 7:32:11 PM  
Your EO's aren't worth the paper they're printed on
 
2020-06-26 7:33:17 PM  

growinthings: Trump basically said: "after sitting on Mr. Potty, I pulled up my big boy pants and spewed out verbal Diarrhea to everyone".....


The Other Guys - Big Boy Pants Scene (Unrated Edition)
Youtube LDaf-kILl2k
 
2020-06-26 8:38:50 PM  
Let us protect these statues of people that wanted to destroy our great Country!  Make America At War With Traitors Again So We Can Build Statues Of Them 50 Years Later!
 
2020-06-26 10:31:56 PM  
Pandering to his base
 
2020-06-26 10:32:30 PM  
The only crime I'm concerned with lately are the ones being committed by people with badges.
 
2020-06-26 10:32:35 PM  
Vacuous twit tweets vacuously.
 
2020-06-26 10:36:22 PM  

mrshowrules: growinthings: Trump basically said: "after sitting on Mr. Potty, I pulled up my big boy pants and spewed out verbal Diarrhea to everyone".....

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LDaf-kIL​l2k]


I'm sure it was totally time for a "desk-pop".
 
2020-06-26 10:37:13 PM  
Wasting time on statues of dead people does not fix the economy.

I hope a gang of hedge fund managers beats Donald J Trump to death.
 
2020-06-26 10:39:22 PM  
Fark off dotard!
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2020-06-26 10:43:51 PM  
Bullshiat. Not worth the paper they're adderall-scrawled on.
 
2020-06-26 10:45:01 PM  
Yeah, whatever. You won. I don't care anymore.
 
2020-06-26 10:45:52 PM  
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2020-06-26 10:46:12 PM  
Long prison sentences under Trump and if anyone is actually charged I have little doubt that they'll be pardoned under Biden.
 
2020-06-26 10:46:52 PM  
Brothers Osborne - It Ain't My Fault (Official Video)
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My new favorite video.
 
2020-06-26 10:47:09 PM  

strapp3r: [thesun.co.uk image 469x593]


Synthol.  Not even once.
 
2020-06-26 10:47:45 PM  

lolmao500: Fark off dotard!
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The Confederacy called for the destruction of the United States government! He's an absolute moron just trying to protect his beloved Andrew Jackson statue in Lafayette Park. Racist prick.
 
2020-06-26 10:48:34 PM  

Devolving_Spud: "Sir, it was learned that Russia put a bounty on the heads of American soldiers in Afghanistan.  Do you still consider Vladimir Putin to be your BFF, and do you think he likes you back?"


He's probably thinking of where he will put Putin's statue.
 
2020-06-26 10:49:42 PM  
When you have to protect statues, there's generally a farking problem, and it isn't the people picking on the poor piles of rock in the shapes of dead assholes.
 
2020-06-26 10:51:03 PM  
The law protecting the monuments already exists.
This means nothing.
 
2020-06-26 10:51:56 PM  
Pull Ups Training Pants - "Mommy, wow! I'm a big kid now." (1998)
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2020-06-26 10:52:29 PM  
2030: "Well, son, a quarter of a million Americans died from the coronavirus, thousands of black people were and are incarcerated due to police criminality, and Russia bankrolled the murder of every American soldier it could find, but at least you've still got this amazing statue of the traitor Jefferson Davis to remind you of Emperor Trump's greatness."


Keep China British
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2020-06-26 10:52:30 PM  
I wish there were a way to connect the posts here on Fark to the trump twitter feed
 
2020-06-26 10:52:46 PM  

vrax: Long prison sentences under Trump and if anyone is actually charged I have little doubt that they'll be pardoned under Biden.


If they live that long. Prison is not a great place to be at the best of times... with a raging pandemic's effects on prison populations that no one wants to talk about? It comes awfully close to a death sentence.

Which, of course, is Mango Mass Murderer's point.
 
2020-06-26 10:54:04 PM  

GypsyJoker: 2030: "Well, son, a quarter of a million Americans died from the coronavirus,


Nice to see an optimist these days, I guess.
 
2020-06-26 10:54:31 PM  
Wait until he hears that a judge ordered the release of the kids he was detaining. He'll have more on his mind than the statues.
 
2020-06-26 10:54:42 PM  
Thank god someone is thinking of those statues, rather than wasting time worrying about people being killed by police or the system racism within law enforcement.
 
2020-06-26 10:55:00 PM  

cretinbob: That's weird. No news outlets have reported this and it's not on his list of executive orders, which includes one he did sign today.  Maybe someone is telling him he's signing things he's not actually signing.


Why not?  If the EO's are just "banning" something that's already illegal, and they can't actually ban something in the first place, why bother with a real EO at all?  Why not just print out something in Word and say "yes, sir, this is really how the government works"?
 
2020-06-26 10:55:02 PM  
meanwhile..

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2020-06-26 10:55:16 PM  
Of COURSE he wants to put long-lasting protections on statues to assholes and traitors! If he wins a new term,  you f*cking KNOW it's only because he believes/intends there to be statues of HIM in every city & town in the country.
 
2020-06-26 10:56:22 PM  
127,640
 
2020-06-26 10:56:38 PM  

cretinbob: That's weird. No news outlets have reported this and it's not on his list of executive orders, which includes one he did sign today.
Maybe someone is telling him he's signing things he's not actually signing.

Also,executive orders are not laws.


The Emancipation Proclamation was an executive order.
 
2020-06-26 10:57:39 PM  

paulleah: cretinbob: That's weird. No news outlets have reported this and it's not on his list of executive orders, which includes one he did sign today.
Maybe someone is telling him he's signing things he's not actually signing.

Also,executive orders are not laws.

The Emancipation Proclamation was an executive order.


and it was probably illegal.
 
2020-06-26 10:59:41 PM  

paulleah: cretinbob: That's weird. No news outlets have reported this and it's not on his list of executive orders, which includes one he did sign today.
Maybe someone is telling him he's signing things he's not actually signing.

Also,executive orders are not laws.

The Emancipation Proclamation was an executive order.


And it wasn't law.

Seriously.

There are cases where slaves in the north tried to sue for freedom based on the order , and weren't allowed to because they weren't allowed to access the courts.

That's why the 13th amendment happened. To make it law.

Which is, of course, ignored by rapepublicans but hey, we tried.
 
2020-06-26 11:00:06 PM  

OdradekRex: You going to do anything about the Russians offering bounties on dead American soldiers then? No? Pussy.


Those were union soldiers, he doesn't worry about those
 
2020-06-26 11:00:34 PM  
And of course, remember this clause.

"except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."

You can be sentenced to slavery in the US.
 
2020-06-26 11:02:08 PM  

OptionC: 127,361 dead but at least the statues will be ok.


Hey after this kills us the evolved roaches or aliens will know what we look like from our statues.
 
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