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(Independent)   "So what did you go to school for?" "Ninja studies." "Black belt?" "Masters"   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Cool, Ninja, Mie Prefecture, Graduate school, Masters student Genichi Mitsuhashi, Martial arts, Postgraduate education, Bachelor's degree, Ninjutsu  
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2020-06-26 6:40:08 PM  
That you know of.
 
2020-06-26 8:08:55 PM  
Graduating class of 2020:

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2020-06-26 8:35:57 PM  
True fact: there is at least one ninja in almost every photograph.
 
2020-06-26 8:40:14 PM  
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2020-06-26 8:42:49 PM  
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2020-06-26 8:46:39 PM  
I like it. There are many kinds of learning.
 
2020-06-26 8:59:59 PM  
Master Ninja Theme Song
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2020-06-26 9:02:36 PM  
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2020-06-26 9:16:40 PM  

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Ninjas are more up-to-date than that!!! A modern ninja is probably using high-grade tungsten-carbide climbing spikes, night-vision gear, and packing some serious firearms, as well as using some modern drugs to knock out unsuspecting guards that the ninja wasn't hired to remove.
 
2020-06-26 9:34:32 PM  
FTFA: "His professor, Yuji Yamada, described him as "a real role model for graduate students who study ninja" because of the way he blended in with the local community."

Well, yeah. I mean...of course?
 
2020-06-26 9:42:26 PM  
Theory is good, but the practicals are killers.
 
2020-06-26 10:06:51 PM  
Ooooooo.... not PC.

I believe the term "Masters" is now racist.
 
2020-06-26 10:10:02 PM  
Not all students excel.

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2020-06-26 10:10:48 PM  
Nice pic.
But I do 6 full cords each year.
By myself.
It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around.
 
2020-06-26 10:12:46 PM  

RussianPotato: Ooooooo.... not PC.

I believe the term "Masters" is now racist.


Ninja Say What?!
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2020-06-26 10:20:23 PM  
I always wondered what authentic ninja footwear looked like.

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2020-06-26 10:28:23 PM  
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2020-06-26 10:29:19 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: I always wondered what authentic ninja footwear looked like.

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Tabi Crocs?
 
2020-06-26 10:31:22 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: I always wondered what authentic ninja footwear looked like.

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duhh, you've never heard of ninja crocs before?
there's no fewer than 20 ways to kill your enemy with those
 
2020-06-26 10:55:57 PM  
WaSHOOM! Ninja skills!

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2020-06-26 11:25:36 PM  
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2020-06-26 11:26:55 PM  
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2020-06-26 11:44:53 PM  
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2020-06-27 1:12:19 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: I always wondered what authentic ninja footwear looked like.

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Huh.  Looks just like the lab shoes the visiting Chinese scientists wear.

Crocs. Is there anything they can't be?
 
2020-06-27 1:20:43 AM  

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I'd like to tanto her saya.

IYNWIMAITTYD
 
2020-06-27 2:11:23 AM  
If you want to learn how to be a Ninja:

https://www.ninjaselfdefense.com/
 
2020-06-27 6:47:35 AM  
If for no other reason than it's the most disturbing image outside of the photoshop contests in quite some time...
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2020-06-27 6:49:53 AM  

Hirightnow: If for no other reason than it's the most disturbing image outside of the photoshop contests in quite some time...
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incl. "that I've found" after the word "image"

/not usually that sloppy
//getting second cup of coffee may help
 
2020-06-27 7:29:24 AM  

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Those heels look very practical for the woods.
 
2020-06-27 8:23:15 AM  

NearCanuck: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: I always wondered what authentic ninja footwear looked like.

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Huh.  Looks just like the lab shoes the visiting Chinese scientists wear.

Crocs. Is there anything they can't be?


Ice skates
 
2020-06-27 8:27:16 AM  
Csb:

In elementary school we each had to stand in front of the room and explain what we wanted to be when we grew up.

One of my friends (who we were horrible to) donned his gi and proudly exclaimed that when he grew up, he was going to be a Ninja.

The whole room erupted with laughter as everyone yelled out that there's no such thing as fat ninjas.

Kids are horrible people.

/fairly certain I said that I wanted to be a fire truck.
 
2020-06-27 8:28:38 AM  
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2020-06-27 9:39:24 AM  
After completing his course in March, Mr Mitsuhashi moved on to a Phd program and hopes to connect visitors to the area with the local community.

I dunno, "Doctor Ninja" sounds like a supervillain from The Tick.
 
2020-06-27 9:58:47 AM  
FTA:  "However Prof Yamada also warned any prospective students that the course was aimed at learning about the ninja - "not to become one". "

That's disappointing :(
 
2020-06-27 5:25:26 PM  
I just checked the article to make sure it wasn't anybody with a reason to be mad at me.
 
2020-06-27 11:54:58 PM  

Mouser: After completing his course in March, Mr Mitsuhashi moved on to a Phd program and hopes to connect visitors to the area with the local community.

I dunno, "Doctor Ninja" sounds like a supervillain from The Tick.


What about Ninja doctor?
 
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