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2020-06-26 3:12:35 PM  
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2020-06-26 3:52:02 PM  
Rand Paul is getting in on the act as well.
https://twitter.com/BigRadMachine/sta​t​us/1276516000238915586
 
2020-06-26 3:52:16 PM  
Mere parler tricks.
 
2020-06-26 3:52:36 PM  
Parler has already banned a ton of people who weren't into the whole 'right wing' thing. It's an echo chamber of stupidity.
 
2020-06-26 3:52:51 PM  
Nice!

Now make one for @TheRealFederalist too.
 
2020-06-26 3:53:43 PM  

neapoi: Parler has already banned a ton of people who weren't into the whole 'right wing' thing. It's an echo chamber of stupidity.


But... but the frozen peaches...
 
2020-06-26 3:54:41 PM  
Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.
 
2020-06-26 3:57:20 PM  

NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.


Conservapedia is the closest thing right wingers ever made to a "successful" website. They can't seem to figure out social media without also banning 90% of their userbase for being horrifically racist.
 
2020-06-26 3:58:09 PM  

NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.


Have you ever thought "Gee, Twitter doesn't have enough Nazis"
 
2020-06-26 3:58:17 PM  

NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.


It's basically the Twitter version of Stormfront. Or 8chan. Or r/The_Donald. It's where MAGAts go when everyone and everywhere else has told them to GTFO, EABOD, and DIAF.
 
2020-06-26 3:59:32 PM  

UltimaCS: NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.

Conservapedia is the closest thing right wingers ever made to a "successful" website. They can't seem to figure out social media without also banning 90% of their userbase for being horrifically racist.


They could allow racism, but there's already plenty of white supremacy sites.
 
2020-06-26 3:59:37 PM  

Coco LaFemme: NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.

It's basically the Twitter version of Stormfront. Or 8chan. Or r/The_Donald. It's where MAGAts go when everyone and everywhere else has told them to GTFO, EABOD, and DIAF.


Isn't that what Gab was supposed to be?
 
2020-06-26 3:59:45 PM  
I took /r/citizensliberty after /r/citizenslibertyorg was banned on reddit
 
2020-06-26 3:59:52 PM  
I give it 6 months before it becomes a cesspool of alt-right nazis.
 
2020-06-26 3:59:52 PM  
This is some AcidBurn-level hackery.

/hack the planet
 
2020-06-26 4:00:26 PM  

FlashHarry: I give it 6 months before it becomes a cesspool of alt-right nazis.


I'll take the under.
 
2020-06-26 4:01:21 PM  

anfrind: Isn't that what Gab was supposed to be?


Have you ever thought, "Gee, Gab doesn't have enough Nazis"?
 
2020-06-26 4:01:51 PM  

FlashHarry: I give it 6 months before it becomes a cesspool of alt-right nazis.


You already lost.
 
2020-06-26 4:03:03 PM  
Odd name. I mean, "Parler" is French, first of all and therefore socialist. Plus, understanding it requires education, which is the Devil's semen. And most of its users will probably pronounce it "parlor" anyway instead of "parley."
 
2020-06-26 4:03:16 PM  

NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.


Parler, pronounced par-lay, is a French word meaning "to speak," which is obviously why the conservatives chose it as the name of the new social media site they use to speak with each other. Because as we all know, Republicans love people who don't speak English.
 
2020-06-26 4:03:32 PM  
I can't decide if its better to grab such an account and get it immediately banned for egregious behavior, or the long game - pull a Yes Men and fake the identity believably until you're in a position to do something incredibly high profile.
 
2020-06-26 4:05:11 PM  

FlashHarry: I give it 6 months before it becomes a cesspool of alt-right nazis.


12 months before it is shut down because of people posting child porn.
 
2020-06-26 4:05:33 PM  
The fark is parler?
 
2020-06-26 4:06:57 PM  
Thor Benson has shown the way.

Everyone needs to assault Parler and sign up for every variation of a right wing news site or personality.

Take all the accounts you can.

And then post ponies.
 
2020-06-26 4:08:06 PM  

kryptoknightmare: The fark is parler?


It's a safe space for all of the alpha male wannabe snowflake republicans.
 
2020-06-26 4:08:15 PM  

Glitchwerks: Thor Benson has shown the way.

Everyone needs to assault Parler and sign up for every variation of a right wing news site or personality.

Take all the accounts you can.

And then post ponies. K-POP!


Fixed that for me.  K-Pop just seems more appropriate.
 
2020-06-26 4:11:03 PM  

what never sleeps: I can't decide if its better to grab such an account and get it immediately banned for egregious behavior, or the long game - pull a Yes Men and fake the identity believably until you're in a position to do something incredibly high profile.


Come up with a frickin plan, or plan on failing.
 
2020-06-26 4:15:08 PM  

FlashHarry: I give it 6 months before it becomes a cesspool of alt-right nazis.


or runs out of $$ to operate
 
2020-06-26 4:15:34 PM  

FlashHarry: I give it 6 months before it becomes a cesspool of alt-right nazis.


How about 1 week?
 
2020-06-26 4:16:02 PM  

anfrind: Coco LaFemme: NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.

It's basically the Twitter version of Stormfront. Or 8chan. Or r/The_Donald. It's where MAGAts go when everyone and everywhere else has told them to GTFO, EABOD, and DIAF.

Isn't that what Gab was supposed to be?


Yea but it turns out it's no fun when there's nothing but deplorables on there ttrying to outdo one another.

I still remember Milo going on Gab after getting kicked off Twitter and crying about all the mean people yelling gay slurs and telling him to kill himself. He wasn't nearly as big of an edgelord as he thought he was after that.
 
2020-06-26 4:16:45 PM  

Glitchwerks: Glitchwerks: Thor Benson has shown the way.

Everyone needs to assault Parler and sign up for every variation of a right wing news site or personality.

Take all the accounts you can.

And then post ponies. K-POP!

Fixed that for me.  K-Pop just seems more appropriate.


How about ponies singing K-Pop?
 
2020-06-26 4:17:06 PM  

kryptoknightmare: The fark is parler?


Well, first of all, it certainly isn't the same thing as "parlor" (or "parlour").
 
2020-06-26 4:19:14 PM  

neapoi: Parler has already banned a ton of people who weren't into the whole 'right wing' thing. It's an echo chamber of stupidity.


Yeah, the right HATES free speech. I mean, they had to go set up their own twitter because they don't like the fact that 70% of the country thinks their "ideas" are awful.
 
2020-06-26 4:19:59 PM  

Coco LaFemme: NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.

It's basically the Twitter version of Stormfront. Or 8chan. Or r/The_Donald. It's where MAGAts go when everyone and everywhere else has told them to GTFO, EABOD, and DIAF.


So a safe space for delicate little snowflakes to take refuge from the mean mean world around them?
 
2020-06-26 4:23:16 PM  
I do wonder how these sites stay in operation. There can't be much in the demand for advertising on hate-fueled sites, and the people that frequent them are apparently pretty "stingey" as well.

Wasn't it Milo complaining that his target audience were too poor to sustain him?
 
2020-06-26 4:25:25 PM  

Boo_Guy: anfrind: Coco LaFemme: NobleHam: Today I learned what Parler is. I wish I hadn't.

It's basically the Twitter version of Stormfront. Or 8chan. Or r/The_Donald. It's where MAGAts go when everyone and everywhere else has told them to GTFO, EABOD, and DIAF.

Isn't that what Gab was supposed to be?

Yea but it turns out it's no fun when there's nothing but deplorables on there ttrying to outdo one another.

I still remember Milo going on Gab after getting kicked off Twitter and crying about all the mean people yelling gay slurs and telling him to kill himself. He wasn't nearly as big of an edgelord as he thought he was after that.


If I remember correctly, Gab was founded by Vox Day (real name Theodore Beale), a literal Nazi who fancies himself a serious fantasy author, and a founding member of the Rabid Puppies (i.e. the Gamergate-aligned group that tried and failed to discredit the Hugo Awards after they gave "too many" awards to woman and minority authors).  He ended up getting thoroughly discredited and humiliated by Chuck Tingle, after he tried and failed to use Dr. Tingle as a pawn.

/Vox Day is a terrible writer
//perhaps he could become an OK writer if he stopped blaming others for his failures
 
2020-06-26 4:26:03 PM  

what never sleeps: I can't decide if its better to grab such an account and get it immediately banned for egregious behavior, or the long game - pull a Yes Men and fake the identity believably until you're in a position to do something incredibly high profile.


Is @realdonaldtrump taken up there yet?

I would open that, copy paste his tweets word for word for a while.  Gather up subscribers, then wham.

October surprise.
 
2020-06-26 4:26:40 PM  

Nexzus: I do wonder how these sites stay in operation. There can't be much in the demand for advertising on hate-fueled sites, and the people that frequent them are apparently pretty "stingey" as well.


Who funds the Federalist?
 
2020-06-26 4:28:25 PM  

anfrind: Glitchwerks: Glitchwerks: Thor Benson has shown the way.

Everyone needs to assault Parler and sign up for every variation of a right wing news site or personality.

Take all the accounts you can.

And then post ponies. K-POP!

Fixed that for me.  K-Pop just seems more appropriate.

How about ponies singing K-Pop?


That's perfect.

How do you get everyone in the world to sign up to Parler and post ponies singing K-Pop?
 
2020-06-26 4:30:38 PM  
Just scored me an Arkansan.
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2020-06-26 4:30:39 PM  
Isn't the word "parley" derived from the same root as parler? That what you do when you are ready to surrender, right?
 
2020-06-26 4:31:30 PM  

neapoi: Parler has already banned a ton of people who weren't into the whole 'right wing' thing. It's an echo chamber of stupidity.


So it's just The_Donald.
 
2020-06-26 4:37:15 PM  

ukexpat: kryptoknightmare: The fark is parler?

Well, first of all, it certainly isn't the same thing as "parlor" (or "parlour").


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2020-06-26 4:39:38 PM  

FlashHarry: Odd name. I mean, "Parler" is French, first of all and therefore socialist. Plus, understanding it requires education, which is the Devil's semen. And most of its users will probably pronounce it "parlor" anyway instead of "parley."


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2020-06-26 4:40:12 PM  
Step 1: Take images from *chan/kun /pol/ /b/
Step 2: Post images to Parler
Step 3: ...
Step 4: Profit!

/mUH FReEzE PeACh
 
2020-06-26 4:44:54 PM  

CheatCommando: Isn't the word "parley" derived from the same root as parler? That what you do when you are ready to surrender, right?


Parler = French infinitive "to speak"

Parlor = Anglicized word from French, originally meaning an audience chamber or a place to speak.

There are different words for "surrender", depending on context.
 
2020-06-26 4:46:58 PM  

OddLlama: Just scored me an Arkansan.[Fark user image image 355x750]


Work it slow, make like you know the talk, earn their trust, then drop the nazi loli porn.
 
2020-06-26 4:53:25 PM  
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2020-06-26 4:54:49 PM  

SyphalisPhlaschly: OddLlama: Just scored me an Arkansan.[Fark user image image 355x750]

Work it slow, make like you know the talk, earn their trust, then drop the nazi loli porn.


I'm trying to gauge how much time I may have. I want to start subtle. An upside down chart, maybe a questionable move on Cruz's wife.
 
2020-06-26 4:54:55 PM  

SirAdrianDangerous: Rand Paul is getting in on the act as well.
https://twitter.com/BigRadMachine/stat​us/1276516000238915586


Rand Paul needs to put a plug in his anus.

/ ''tis leaking
 
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