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(Twitter)   At today's task force briefing, Pence refused to tell people to wear a mask. But three different times he said we should hope and pray. Is that the official COVID response from the federal government now?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-06-26 2:24:04 PM  
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2020-06-26 2:29:59 PM  
Christ, these people are going to kill us all. Can we just give them the south and seal it off?
 
2020-06-26 2:30:15 PM  
I pray all the time, but the GOP is still here.

Masks, on the other hand, actually work.
 
2020-06-26 2:30:18 PM  
Bronze Age Mythology 1, Medical Science 0
 
2020-06-26 2:30:48 PM  
Dear God,
Please kill Mike Pence, he is reflecting poorly upon you.
 
2020-06-26 2:31:12 PM  
Just a reminder: Mike Pence intentionally converted to evangelical Christianity from Catholicism. He's a true believer which is very dangerous. https://www.theatlantic.co​m/magazine/a​rchive/2018/01/gods-plan-for-mike-penc​e/546569/

Thank God he's not smart though.
 
2020-06-26 2:31:19 PM  

imapirate: Christ, these people are going to kill us all. Can we just give them the south and seal it off?


And the South will pay for it!
 
2020-06-26 2:31:27 PM  
Pray to which god?
 
2020-06-26 2:32:01 PM  
I'm really, REALLY hoping that I get this new job. I'd go back to working from home until the hospitals start letting non-patients in, then it would still be mostly remote with service calls around the state. Currently, I'm working at. VOIP company and have to go out to customer sites every few days. I'm just waiting for the Corona to get me...
 
2020-06-26 2:32:03 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Pray to which god?


Nurgle.
 
2020-06-26 2:32:37 PM  
I hope and pray that all evangelicals fall off the face of the Earth.
 
2020-06-26 2:33:06 PM  

imapirate: Christ, these people are going to kill us all. Can we just give them the south and seal it off?


Only if you extract those of us who don't think like The South does.  Please.
 
2020-06-26 2:33:17 PM  
"Trust in God, but tie up your camel."
 
2020-06-26 2:33:25 PM  
Like my grandma used to say, "Pray in one hand and shiat in the other: see which one fills up first."

She was not a religious person, Granny.
 
2020-06-26 2:33:31 PM  

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igorvolsky: NUMBER OF TIMES PENCE URGED US TO WEAR MASKS: 0 NUMBER OF TIMES PENCE URGED US TO PRAY: 3 "I just encourage every American to continue to pray. Pray for all of the families that have lost loved ones. Pray for our health care workers on the front lines and just continue to pray"


I "hope" for a lot of things. Yet Pence and Trump are still there.
 
2020-06-26 2:33:32 PM  
Conservatism requires superstition.  It's intrinsically anti-Enlightenment.
 
2020-06-26 2:33:36 PM  

Purple_Urkle: NewportBarGuy: Pray to which god?

Nurgle.


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2020-06-26 2:33:37 PM  
♫♪
We got to pray
We got to pray
We got to pray
just to keep the COVID away

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2020-06-26 2:33:46 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Pray to which god?


Donald Trump, the Chosen One.
 
2020-06-26 2:33:55 PM  
How many times did he thank "president" trump for the great leadership he is providing?
 
2020-06-26 2:35:04 PM  

Great_Milenko: How many times did he thank "president" trump for the great leadership he is providing?


I thought Pence was "leading" the COVID response?
 
2020-06-26 2:35:25 PM  
 
2020-06-26 2:35:55 PM  
We've officially moved into the phase where the GOP treats COVID-19 like a mass shooting
 
2020-06-26 2:36:19 PM  
I pray religious nitwits start wearing masks.
 
2020-06-26 2:36:26 PM  

TFerWannaBe: imapirate: Christ, these people are going to kill us all. Can we just give them the south and seal it off?

And the South will pay for it!


I'll say... holy shiat, you talk about REALLY starting a "Northern War of Aggression"...
What a terrible idea sending all those idiot Yankees down here. You can keep 'em.
 
2020-06-26 2:36:38 PM  
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2020-06-26 2:37:04 PM  
It's amazing how much power and wealth you can accumulate in America by being aggressively religious and profit-driven. See Mike Pence for proof.

He's not smart. He has no morals. He has no empathy, no inkling of any self-reflection. Just God, money, and "Mother."

And he's filthy f*cking rich and powerful.

Makes me depressed.
 
2020-06-26 2:37:24 PM  
Matthew 4:7
 
2020-06-26 2:37:29 PM  
Hasn't that pretty much been the plan since the beginning of this subby?

"It's going to go away on its own"

I wonder if Trudeau will build a wall on OUR southern border?  Maybe Donnie* will pay for it.

/stay safe American Farkers.  It appears your government is not going to be any help.
 
2020-06-26 2:37:37 PM  

Great_Milenko: How many times did he thank "president" trump for the great leadership he is providing?


Well, at least he only has to make a sammich for Donnie one time afterward.
 
2020-06-26 2:37:39 PM  
He also said that the President's rallies were a Constitutional right. Meanwhile, on 538...

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2020-06-26 2:37:46 PM  

Purple_Urkle: NewportBarGuy: Pray to which god?

Nurgle.


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2020-06-26 2:37:47 PM  

special20: TFerWannaBe: imapirate: Christ, these people are going to kill us all. Can we just give them the south and seal it off?

And the South will pay for it!

I'll say... holy shiat, you talk about REALLY starting a "Northern War of Aggression"...
What a terrible idea sending all those idiot Yankees down here. You can keep 'em.


Hey, the South wants a wall . . . they can pay for it. It's just not going to be where they thought it would be.
 
2020-06-26 2:38:05 PM  
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Oh, we're f*cked
 
2020-06-26 2:38:19 PM  

Invisible Obama: Purple_Urkle: NewportBarGuy: Pray to which god?

Nurgle.

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2020-06-26 2:38:19 PM  
Grandfather Nurgle hears all prayers, and in His munificence, answers them!
 
2020-06-26 2:38:24 PM  
Prayer.  The least you can do.
 
2020-06-26 2:38:31 PM  
The administration does believe in vigorously washing its hands of the crisis.
 
2020-06-26 2:38:39 PM  

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Oh, we're f*cked


farking Bonkers.
 
2020-06-26 2:38:52 PM  
If you aren't wealthy, then yes. Look at their overnight demand to the SCOTUS to end the ACA as an example.
 
2020-06-26 2:39:21 PM  
Now? Has subby not been paying attention?
 
2020-06-26 2:40:03 PM  

Purple_Urkle: NewportBarGuy: Pray to which god?

Nurgle.


Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns on your heresy
 
2020-06-26 2:40:58 PM  

TFerWannaBe: special20: TFerWannaBe: imapirate: Christ, these people are going to kill us all. Can we just give them the south and seal it off?

And the South will pay for it!

I'll say... holy shiat, you talk about REALLY starting a "Northern War of Aggression"...
What a terrible idea sending all those idiot Yankees down here. You can keep 'em.

Hey, the South wants a wall . . . they can pay for it. It's just not going to be where they thought it would be.


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Indiana is not the South... You can keep Pence up there in the north, thanks.
 
2020-06-26 2:41:28 PM  
Mike never heard the line, that action is the most powerful form of prayer.
 
2020-06-26 2:41:30 PM  
He forgot to say "Thoughts." Only thoughts and prayers can prevent the Covid19. Geeze, it's like he isn't even trying.
 
2020-06-26 2:42:13 PM  
Hope you got some tots and pears at the cafeteria before everyone in your local nursing home drops dead.
 
2020-06-26 2:42:51 PM  
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Your boss didn't seem to think freedom of speech and the right to peacefully assemble was that important a couple weeks ago when he had his goons beat and tear gas peaceful protesters for a photo op.
 
2020-06-26 2:43:01 PM  
Did a cock crow?
 
2020-06-26 2:43:17 PM  
Someone should find out what prayers the South Koreans are praying and to what god.  For all we know Americans might not even be praying to the right god(s).
 
2020-06-26 2:43:19 PM  
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