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(MSNBC)   Friday. Fresh Hell afoot. Yes, I know it's early, but I have stuff to do - so here's the MSNBC discussion thread, prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern   (msnbc.com) divider line
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2020-06-26 2:13:56 PM  
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2020-06-26 2:16:21 PM  
Time to hit this joint and kick back...I am all angsty over my own BS. I am fine. Everything is fine. Why can't I chill?
 
2020-06-26 2:20:14 PM  
Early today
 
2020-06-26 2:21:13 PM  
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Dang, I barely have the gunk out of my eyes and the new thread is here. Hope everyone has a good Aloha Friday.

/bookmark
 
2020-06-26 2:28:22 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Early today


Yes, I know.  However, I actually need to get some things accomplished and cannot guarantee I would be at my desk to submit at the appointed hour.
 
2020-06-26 2:31:28 PM  
I am not overly attached to what time they go up.
 
2020-06-26 2:31:56 PM  
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Too early.  Then again, it is FHF.
 
2020-06-26 2:35:33 PM  
Current relative humidity in Chicago: Am I in the lake?
 
2020-06-26 2:38:33 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Current relative humidity in Chicago: Am I in the lake?


Oh, and we just had a severe thunderstorm watch post.

\ FHF is on point today.
 
2020-06-26 2:41:29 PM  
Hey, I am just hanging out, listening to the AAUP discussion of what we should be asking for when institutions reopen.
 
2020-06-26 2:46:20 PM  

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Too early.  Then again, it is FHF.


It's friday. Let 'er rip.
 
2020-06-26 2:46:30 PM  

Myrdinn: Hey, I am just hanging out, listening to the AAUP discussion of what we should be asking for when institutions reopen.


The American Association for Uncompetent People?

\ Yes, that's how they spell it, they're uncompetent, after all!
\\ It's a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2020-06-26 2:47:49 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Current relative humidity in Chicago: Am I in the lake?

Oh, and we just had a severe thunderstorm watch post.

\ FHF is on point today.


The weather here in Detroit is also full of horse hockey. I am not going to the store until evening.
 
2020-06-26 2:54:39 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Myrdinn: Hey, I am just hanging out, listening to the AAUP discussion of what we should be asking for when institutions reopen.

The American Association for Uncompetent People?

\ Yes, that's how they spell it, they're uncompetent, after all!
\\ It's a perfectly cromulent word.


American Association of University Professors.
 
2020-06-26 3:06:22 PM  
I am higher than all of you:

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2020-06-26 3:07:15 PM  

the_innkeeper: I am higher than all of you:

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Sure, but we have fresh water.
 
2020-06-26 3:07:33 PM  
I posted this in the shiathouse explosion thread, but it seems pretty much evergreen in general.

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G'dafternoon.
 
2020-06-26 3:08:53 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: the_innkeeper: I am higher than all of you:

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Sure, but we have fresh water.


Psshh. Mine's fresher.
 
2020-06-26 3:14:06 PM  
Anyone seen the new Google Photos logo?

Looks like a Technicolor hippo shiatting.
 
2020-06-26 3:17:41 PM  

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Too early.  Then again, it is FHF.

It's friday. Let 'er rip.


*fart noises*
 
2020-06-26 3:19:05 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Early today

Yes, I know.  However, I actually need to get some things accomplished and cannot guarantee I would be at my desk to submit at the appointed hour.


I am simply glad I didn't have to do anything
 
2020-06-26 3:19:28 PM  
You have activated my trap card!

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2020-06-26 3:23:19 PM  

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And roll

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2020-06-26 3:26:44 PM  

the_innkeeper: I am higher than all of you:

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I dunno, I can work on that. :)
 
2020-06-26 3:28:05 PM  
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2020-06-26 3:29:23 PM  
We should be getting a Tweet from IQ45* real soon the Dow Jones broke 25,000!

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2020-06-26 3:33:13 PM  

badtrotsky013: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Current relative humidity in Chicago: Am I in the lake?

Oh, and we just had a severe thunderstorm watch post.

\ FHF is on point today.

The weather here in Detroit is also full of horse hockey. I am not going to the store until evening.


Just outside Toledo isn't terrible but when I went out at 1 traffic was rather nuts.

Apparently the casualty of 'rona this week is peanut oil, TP was finally apparently mostly stocked, and there was no yeast except Fleischmann "pizza crust" yeast.
 
2020-06-26 3:33:49 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: the_innkeeper: I am higher than all of you:

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Sure, but we have fresh water.


*points at Lake Erie*
 
2020-06-26 3:35:48 PM  
I finished off my project in the back yard yesterday. The trash is out and everything's all cleaned up. Finally a day of rest.

/plop
 
2020-06-26 3:36:57 PM  
 
2020-06-26 3:39:26 PM  

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Duran Duran - The Wild Boys (Official Music Video)
Youtube M43wsiNBwmo
 
2020-06-26 3:43:47 PM  

null: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: the_innkeeper: I am higher than all of you:

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Sure, but we have fresh water.

*points at Lake Erie*


Okay, you have some.
 
2020-06-26 3:45:46 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Early today

Yes, I know.  However, I actually need to get some things accomplished and cannot guarantee I would be at my desk to submit at the appointed hour.


If only there was a way for us all to have known that.  Maybe at the very top of the page...in the title of the thread...

Ah well, we'll just have to carry on without knowing why we were early today...
 
2020-06-26 3:46:19 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: null: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: the_innkeeper: I am higher than all of you:

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Sure, but we have fresh water.

*points at Lake Erie*

Okay, you have some.


The algae bloom hasn't hit yet so we're good.
 
2020-06-26 3:49:28 PM  
There are plenty of people fishing on the Detroit River. I actually did not know there were so many who did that. My weed store is a nice drive along the river and there is a park you can see from the road. They must be catching some. Someone is always doing it.
 
2020-06-26 4:02:55 PM  
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2020-06-26 4:07:14 PM  
Yawning my way through a staff meeting.

Today's earworm/indicator of senility is "The Happiest Girl in the Whole USA" (Donna Fargo, 1972), despite that:
1. I am not a girl,
B. I'm not particularly happy, and
III. I'm a little worried about the USA right now.
 
2020-06-26 4:09:55 PM  
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2020-06-26 4:14:43 PM  
So, i use my power washer to clean out my fleshlight.

it still smells a bit funny but you just can't beat that squeaky clean feeling IYKWIMAITYD
 
2020-06-26 4:23:01 PM  

HedlessChickn: So, i use my power washer to clean out my fleshlight.

it still smells a bit funny but you just can't beat that squeaky clean feeling IYKWIMAITYD


If it's squeaking you probably need to do something about it before you chafe.
 
2020-06-26 4:28:35 PM  

trvth: Yawning my way through a staff meeting.

Today's earworm/indicator of senility is "The Happiest Girl in the Whole USA" (Donna Fargo, 1972), despite that:
1. I am not a girl,
B. I'm not particularly happy, and
III. I'm a little worried about the USA right now.


lol Donna Fargo. Ok she wasn't hard on the eyes if I recall correctly. Can we get a pic?  My fark-fu is weak.
 
2020-06-26 4:30:09 PM  
 
2020-06-26 4:31:25 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/06/26/h​o​use-passes-bill-to-make-washington-dc-​the-51st-state.html


If dems take Senate and presidency, couldn't they make DC and PR states?
 
2020-06-26 4:32:45 PM  

EighthDay: Unbridled Apathy: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/06/26/ho​use-passes-bill-to-make-washington-dc-​the-51st-state.html

If dems take Senate and presidency, couldn't they make DC and PR states?


They could.
 
2020-06-26 4:40:58 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: EighthDay: Unbridled Apathy: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/06/26/ho​use-passes-bill-to-make-washington-dc-​the-51st-state.html

If dems take Senate and presidency, couldn't they make DC and PR states?

They could.


That is actually the plan. They both would likely lean democrat and would take the stink out of all those tiny population red states in the senate.
 
2020-06-26 4:42:22 PM  
I typo'd stink, I meant to say sting. It still worked so I left it . :)
 
2020-06-26 4:44:38 PM  
 
2020-06-26 4:46:11 PM  
CAMP NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, TX - DAY 50

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I'm about to kill this sonofabiatch. It's been sneaking into my camp stealing my cat's food every night. I shooed it away several times now, but last night it just glared at me and pulled the food bowl in with it's little paw-hand. I love all the nature and wildlife out here, but I can't have this. I'm afraid it has, or will, transmit some virus to my cats. So I'm going to make a snare to trap it, and then hang its ass in a tree out back so the rest of them know who they're dealing with.

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Both of my babies are sick. I don't know if it's the climate change or what that's caused this lethargy and disinterest in food and water. It may be rabies that kills us all, instead of "the 'rona." I know I'm having trouble keeping hydrated. I go through cases of bottled water like nothing. I really hope that's all that's wrong with the cats. They need some kind of IV saline, but I can't get the to town without a car.

I called the sheriff's office this morning about the jackass who pulled a Karen and made a false report yesterday. I assured the deputy that there would be no problem on my end, just stay the fark off my land and don't be spreading your cultist Trumpster shiat in my front yard. I'm not calling the cops, I'll draft a petition, summons and ORDER OF PROTECTION for the county judge to sign if I have anymore issues with him. And I'll get it ex parte under Texas law.

The van isn't due to be looked at by the mechanic until Tuesday. So I'm in a holding pattern here.

Have a great evening everyone.
 
2020-06-26 4:46:20 PM  

badtrotsky013: trvth: Yawning my way through a staff meeting.

Today's earworm/indicator of senility is "The Happiest Girl in the Whole USA" (Donna Fargo, 1972), despite that:
1. I am not a girl,
B. I'm not particularly happy, and
III. I'm a little worried about the USA right now.

lol Donna Fargo. Ok she wasn't hard on the eyes if I recall correctly. Can we get a pic?  My fark-fu is weak.


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My Bing-Fu is strong.
 
2020-06-26 4:56:33 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Some cities in Texas take COVID-19 seriously, even when the county doesn't: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2020​/06/26/city-to-launch-mask-up-lewisvil​le-awareness-campaign/

Meanwhile, some towns are run by morons: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2020/​06/25/colleyville-not-adopt-enforce-ta​rrant-countys-mask-mandate/


Had to head over to Plano to pick up an order that was SUPPOSED TO BE a delivery. Saw babies in the store, no masks. People shopping with masks on but not covering their face (like... around their neck). And then one, I'm assuming, mother/daughter combo (both adults) where the daughter was wearing a mask, but the mother wasn't.

Collin county is stupid.
 
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