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(BBC-US)   Attention peacekeepers. Before having sex in the backseat of your car you may want to cover the UN markings   (bbc.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, United Nations, Human rights, UN markings, Peacekeeping, staff members of a peacekeeping organisation, Stphane Dujarric, sexual misconduct, UN's Secretary General  
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3091 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 26 Jun 2020 at 5:35 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-26 3:36:56 PM  
Sounds as though he was keeping the piece.
 
2020-06-26 3:39:32 PM  
Now that's what I call uniting nations.
 
2020-06-26 5:37:20 PM  
UN
UN I'M IN IN IN IN
UNUNUNUNUN
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
2020-06-26 5:38:20 PM  
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2020-06-26 5:39:48 PM  
I hope I'm still having sex in cars when I turn 75.
 
2020-06-26 5:43:38 PM  
Come on BBC. Where are the bad stock photos?
It's summer. Have some fun.
 
2020-06-26 5:46:16 PM  

halifaxdatageek: I hope I'm still having sex in cars when I turn 75.


Probably shouldn't be having sex if you're turning and going 75mph.
 
2020-06-26 5:48:13 PM  

lincoln65: Come on BBC. Where are the bad stock photos of what sex may look like?
It's summer. Have some fun.


FTFY
 
2020-06-26 5:48:18 PM  
Just order Pronhub to tell Interpol where they are sending the checks for the video.
 
2020-06-26 5:48:59 PM  
Did he wore helmet?
 
2020-06-26 5:50:58 PM  
Staff may be disciplined if they are found to be in breach of conduct rules

Oh fark yeah this is getting hot.
 
2020-06-26 5:51:37 PM  
Now that's what I call a bilaterally-agreed to insertion of force.
 
2020-06-26 5:52:08 PM  
F.N.U C.U.N.?
 
2020-06-26 5:52:09 PM  
You're not my supervisor!
 
2020-06-26 5:52:38 PM  
Make love, not war.
 
2020-06-26 5:53:45 PM  
SCANDALOUS!  Won't someone think of the children?
 
2020-06-26 5:53:52 PM  
Is this what the MAGA crowd means when they say fark the UN?
 
2020-06-26 5:54:45 PM  

lincoln65: Come on BBC.


Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2020-06-26 5:55:40 PM  
It's with adults this time, right?
 
2020-06-26 5:56:32 PM  
Hey, it's what you do in peace time.
 
2020-06-26 5:56:44 PM  

UncleDirtNap: [Fark user image 400x350]


Did you mean Schwanz?
 
2020-06-26 5:57:13 PM  

whitroth: Hey, it's what you do in peace time.


Sorry, forgot the required statement from my youth: make love, not war.
 
2020-06-26 6:03:43 PM  
Make hanky-panky, not blammy-whammy.
 
2020-06-26 6:04:20 PM  
I'll bet he was keeping the peace IYKWIMAITYD
 
2020-06-26 6:04:38 PM  

Kalashinator: It's with adults this time, right?


We can only hope. Unlikely, but we can hope.
 
2020-06-26 6:13:01 PM  
They don't have much to do in Israel anyhow.  It's a cushy foreign assignment, but a boring one.
 
2020-06-26 6:19:58 PM  
This story seems pretty vanilla compared to the crap that you hear about in Africa regarding trading food for sex or outright rape.
 
2020-06-26 6:22:45 PM  

puffy999: Staff may be disciplined if they are found to be in breach of conduct rules

Oh fark yeah this is getting hot.


They should be spanked for violating policies.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2020-06-26 6:24:18 PM  
There's a lot of issues I have with the UN. Consensual sex in the backseat of a car isn't one of them.
 
2020-06-26 6:40:36 PM  
To be fair,
They're making Love not War (tm)
 
2020-06-26 6:48:15 PM  

jvl: There's a lot of issues I have with the UN. Consensual sex in the backseat of a car isn't one of them.


Better than:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child​_​sexual_abuse_by_UN_peacekeepers
 
2020-06-26 6:51:28 PM  

treesloth: puffy999: Staff may be disciplined if they are found to be in breach of conduct rules

Oh fark yeah this is getting hot.

They should be spanked for violating policies.


And after the spanking...
 
2020-06-26 7:06:20 PM  
Aren't peacekeepers notorious for doing stuff like this?
 
2020-06-26 7:33:09 PM  
Lies.  Sebaceans would never sully their military record with such behavior.
 
2020-06-26 7:34:11 PM  
I guess he wanted to 'keep' his 'piece' somewh...

Oh forget it
 
2020-06-26 7:49:19 PM  
I guess I'm in the wrong line of work.
 
2020-06-26 8:08:42 PM  

Cythraul: Lies.  Sebaceans would never sully their military record with such behavior.


Finally!  A reference to Chrichton and Aeryn!
 
2020-06-26 8:57:50 PM  
Supporting local entrepreneurs I see. What's not to like?
 
2020-06-26 9:55:11 PM  
How did they know it was a UN car? It says it was an UNmarked car.
 
2020-06-26 11:11:55 PM  
It is the strangest thing to be that we are both scandalized yet somehow cannot stop obsessing about sex.
 
2020-06-26 11:42:48 PM  
Clearly this is the worst thing anyone in a UN vehicle has ever done...
 
7 days ago  

DubtodaIll: It is the strangest thing to be that we are both scandalized yet somehow cannot stop obsessing about sex.


Case in point, let's see how long it take for this post to get deleted. This is the water tower outside my Alma Mater in Ypsilanti, MI.

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7 days ago  
Now let's see how long it takes for this one to get deleted, of the same water tower.

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6 days ago  
No pics?
 
6 days ago  

Ker_Thwap: SCANDALOUS!  Won't someone think of the children?


Someone already was... they asked if he was wearing a helmet.  We don't know yet.

Abacus9: Now let's see how long it takes for this one to get deleted, of the same water tower.


Reminds me of ad number two in this article...

https://www.verbicidemagazine.com/201​1​/07/20/top-seven-wordless-lube-ads/
 
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