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(Daily Star)   1. Be a psychic. 2. Fail to predict something. 3. Profit (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-26 9:10:12 PM  
10 votes:
Back in the high days of usenet, on alt.pagan, we decided that *real* psychics call *you*, and tell you your credit card number.
 
2020-06-26 9:29:17 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-06-26 11:35:45 PM  
7 votes:
I have a psychic. He predicted covid, he just called it something else. And instead of a virus he thought it would be a new fashion style. But it seems like he was close. He did say many people would die, but just from embarassment.
 
2020-06-26 9:11:06 PM  
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2020-06-26 9:20:10 PM  
5 votes:

whitroth: Back in the high days of usenet, on alt.pagan, we decided that *real* psychics call *you*, and tell you your credit card number.


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"You think it knows where we can score?"
 
2020-06-26 7:30:51 PM  
5 votes:
Psychics are like weathermen. They can be wrong 99/100 of times and everyone is like, "Well, that figures". But they're right once and people are like, "Wow, they know what they're doing".
 
2020-06-26 9:32:31 PM  
2 votes:
You spelled Prophet wrong.

/freaking obvious joke there
 
2020-06-26 11:24:53 PM  
1 vote:

macadamnut: whitroth: Back in the high days of usenet, on alt.pagan, we decided that *real* psychics call *you*, and tell you your credit card number.

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"You think it knows where we can score?"


The high days of usenet were the early nineties, dude, not the seventies.
 
2020-06-26 9:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
Soon the delusion of control will slip then the real fun will begin

God is an American
 
2020-06-26 9:36:00 PM  
1 vote:
Get a job, Lynn.
 
2020-06-26 9:15:24 PM  
1 vote:
The hotel should just get rid off all furniture, fill in the pool, and lay down a bunch of rubber padding all the ground, and then close of the entire area.
 
2020-06-26 9:08:55 PM  
1 vote:
a sun lounger in the dark

What the hell was it doing there?!?
 
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