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(Daily Star)   1. Be a psychic. 2. Fail to predict something. 3. Profit (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-26 9:24:10 PM  
9 votes:

Mugato: Psychics are like weathermen. They can be wrong 99/100 of times and everyone is like, "Well, that figures". But they're right once and people are like, "Wow, they know what they're doing".


Except that weather prediction has gotten demonstrably better over time, while psychics are every bit as BS as ever
 
2020-06-26 7:30:51 PM  
8 votes:
Psychics are like weathermen. They can be wrong 99/100 of times and everyone is like, "Well, that figures". But they're right once and people are like, "Wow, they know what they're doing".
 
2020-06-26 9:26:35 PM  
3 votes:

whitroth: Back in the high days of usenet, on alt.pagan, we decided that *real* psychics call *you*, and tell you your credit card number.


That, and scammers who already have your details and want you to believe they're psychic and sell you next week's lotto numbers to clean out your bank account AND your credit card.
 
2020-06-26 9:11:11 PM  
3 votes:
After reading TFA, I'd award her 53.186 British pounds and a warning to be less clumsy and to look where you were you were putting your feet next time.
 
2020-06-26 9:08:55 PM  
3 votes:
a sun lounger in the dark

What the hell was it doing there?!?
 
2020-06-27 9:13:05 AM  
2 votes:
"I blindly walked through an area that was too dark to see, and subsequently I tripped," sounds like something that nobody except the idiot involved should be liable for.
 
2020-06-26 9:36:00 PM  
2 votes:
Get a job, Lynn.
 
2020-06-27 6:24:50 AM  
1 vote:
So Scam artist who went arse over tit while pissed on holiday scams £50K?
 
2020-06-27 5:29:42 AM  
1 vote:
Psychic developed a phobia of falling?
Obvious bullshiat is obvious.
The fear of falling is so innate, it's damn near a biological function. A baby will freak out if it thinks it will fall.
 
2020-06-27 3:52:04 AM  
1 vote:
Being a psychic is such a noble and trustworthy profession. So there is definitely nothing suspicious at all about her compo claim.
 
2020-06-26 11:24:53 PM  
1 vote:

macadamnut: whitroth: Back in the high days of usenet, on alt.pagan, we decided that *real* psychics call *you*, and tell you your credit card number.

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"You think it knows where we can score?"


The high days of usenet were the early nineties, dude, not the seventies.
 
2020-06-26 11:07:10 PM  
1 vote:
Why the fark is the travel agency liable for a trip-and-fall accident on a remote island?
 
2020-06-26 9:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
Soon the delusion of control will slip then the real fun will begin

God is an American
 
2020-06-26 9:32:31 PM  
1 vote:
You spelled Prophet wrong.

/freaking obvious joke there
 
2020-06-26 9:15:24 PM  
1 vote:
The hotel should just get rid off all furniture, fill in the pool, and lay down a bunch of rubber padding all the ground, and then close of the entire area.
 
2020-06-26 9:10:12 PM  
1 vote:
Back in the high days of usenet, on alt.pagan, we decided that *real* psychics call *you*, and tell you your credit card number.
 
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